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re: Fight at Women's Auburn vs Alabama Basketball game - Whiskey Man
That Auburn girl chased her down and connected with a pretty decent right hook. The "oh shit!" look on the bama girl's face when the ref fell to the floor is priceless. I think she realized then that her arse was whooped!...


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re: What's up with Auburn? - Whiskey Man
[quote]They've been a cheating school since Pat Dye. He instilled a culture of look the other way and do whatever it takes to win.[/quote] Your fingers should fall off your hands for typing that shite. Of all the fans to throw jabs about cheating, one would think you frickwits would just look down at...


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re: Bama oh so close to being embarrassed by Oregon. - Whiskey Man
[quote]Probably would be as embarrassing as losing to Notre Dame in the Music City Bowl[/quote] You pondered many ideas for a witty retort, and this is the one you chose to go with?...


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re: Is Bama ThreatenPlayersU? - Whiskey Man
[quote]Watch out! I see a tea-baggin coming![/quote] Or a shrub pissing....


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re: Be honest. Who here is secretly hoping Mississippi State loses tonight? - Whiskey Man
I am, and that's no secret....


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re: Boom vs Bama - Whiskey Man
[quote]"One" the Super Bowl, huh?[/quote] Forget it, he's on a roll....


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re: Go Army - Whiskey Man
Fear the Goat! Go Navy! Beat Army!...


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re: This year puts Mark Ingram's Heisman to shame. - Whiskey Man
[quote]Still believe Suh should have won it. [/quote] Nah, Toby Gerhardt should have won it. Mark Ingram should send ESPN a check every Christmas for the gift he received. If it hadn't been for them, Ingram wouldn't have gotten more than 5 votes....


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re: Is Phyllis From Mulga Mentally Unbalanced? - Whiskey Man
[quote]Actually she's just your normal bammer, meaning they are all nuts to some degree! [/quote] You got that right!...


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re: Bama Trustees Trying to End UAB Football After 2016 - Whiskey Man
[quote]Seems like if all these Auburn fans who double as UAB fans would donate to the UAB program than they might actually be able to survive and thrive.[/quote] Could they change the name of the school from UAB to AUB? Sounds like a win/win situation....


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re: Does your fan base actually have someone who would pay $47,000 - Whiskey Man
[quote]Whose yours? [/quote] And this is why you'll never be able to afford nice things....


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re: What time today should I check back in to hear Tiger Stadium nightmare stories? - Whiskey Man
[quote]No reports yet? No human sacrifice? No cannibalism? I'm concerned we may be slipping...[/quote] I stiff armed an old lady to the ground, doubled back and bit a chunk out of her arm. Does that count?...


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re: Kentucky fans: which SEC team steals your coach after this year? - Whiskey Man
Here's how the off season is going to shake out. Boom is fired at Florida. Merlin takes the UF job. Kirby Smart takes over at MSU. Bert is fired and takes a job at The Golden Corral. Tuberville returns home to coach the hogs and hunt ducks. Boom is named his DC. Spurrier hangs it up at USC. He ...


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re: Now that Ole Miss and Miss. State are respectable, do we rename the Egg Bowl? - Whiskey Man
I think it shoud be changed to The Haley's Comet Bowl, because it's only worth watching once every 76 years....


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re: Are The Piss Balloons A Myth? - Whiskey Man
I threw one at Crimson Legend's 103 year old grandmother. She ducked and it ended up hitting a 2 month old baby in the face. I immediately rushed over and chop blocked the old broad and Tiger Baited the crying baby....


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re: More embarrassing game? Florida or A&M? - Whiskey Man
[quote]UF is considered one of the top jobs in the country. TAMU has had 100 years of these type seasons. UF by a long shot. [/quote] Not so fast my friend. Florida football really didn't exist prior to the late 80s. They were Vandy bad. I do have to give the gators the nod here, though. To trai...


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re: More embarrassing game? Florida or A&M? - Whiskey Man
[quote]AU vs LSU in 1994 was similar and AU scored 30 and won. First Downs: AU 8, LSU 21 Total Yards: AU 165, LSU 407 Offensive plays: AU 53, LSU 90 [/quote] Yeah, Curley dug deep into the bag of dumbfrickery to pull that turd out....


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re: Blake Sims' attitude - Whiskey Man
[quote]You were gifted a kickoff fumble to set up the go ahead touchdown and pulled off a razor thin interception to hold on.[/quote] So says the team gifted a fumble return TD on a blatant facemask no call. The Black Bear is correct. 2 dropped pick 6 interceptions and the aforementioned gift fr...


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re: I think State has a very good team. Auburn fans need to respect the grind. - Whiskey Man
[quote]UAB was our second game FWIW. Your logic doesn't logic here. [/quote] No dog in this fight, but your logic isn't logical. UAB is still UAB, whether they are the first game, second game, or scrimmage game. ...


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re: Auburn police looking into threats against Gus, JHS - Whiskey Man
[quote]Maybe he is a member of volnation. Some of them are as crazy as gumps [/quote] A new species; the fearsome dreamcicle gump....


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