| SEC Rant|| re: Auburn replanting new Oak Trees at Toomer's Corner - Whiskey Man on 2/14/15 at 1:14 pm|
[quote]Congrats Auburn. Happy to hear this is finally happening. Oh and frick Harvey Updyke.[/quote]
| SEC Rant|| re: VOLSRant.com - Whiskey Man on 2/4/15 at 8:21 pm|
Easy there, little fella! Maybe you shouldn't take such a big bite all at once. Reclaim your state from Vandy, then start eyeing the bigger fish....
| SEC Rant|| re: With a score of 19-0, Bama hockey tops LSU... - Whiskey Man on 2/1/15 at 1:13 pm|
[quote]A club sport. There's a post about a club sport on this board. What's next, Greek league flag football and softball updates?[/quote]
They'll be crowing about their rock-paper-scissors or quiddich teams next....
| SEC Rant|| re: Fight at Women's Auburn vs Alabama Basketball game - Whiskey Man on 1/23/15 at 8:36 pm|
That Auburn girl chased her down and connected with a pretty decent right hook. The "oh shit!" look on the bama girl's face when the ref fell to the floor is priceless. I think she realized then that her arse was whooped!...
| SEC Rant|| re: What's up with Auburn? - Whiskey Man on 1/23/15 at 8:30 pm|
[quote]They've been a cheating school since Pat Dye. He instilled a culture of look the other way and do whatever it takes to win.[/quote]
Your fingers should fall off your hands for typing that shite. Of all the fans to throw jabs about cheating, one would think you frickwits would just look down at...
| SEC Rant|| re: Bama oh so close to being embarrassed by Oregon. - Whiskey Man on 1/4/15 at 2:47 pm|
[quote]Probably would be as embarrassing as losing to Notre Dame in the Music City Bowl[/quote]
You pondered many ideas for a witty retort, and this is the one you chose to go with?...
| SEC Rant|| re: Is Bama ThreatenPlayersU? - Whiskey Man on 1/3/15 at 8:48 pm|
[quote]Watch out! I see a tea-baggin coming![/quote]
Or a shrub pissing....
| SEC Rant|| re: Be honest. Who here is secretly hoping Mississippi State loses tonight? - Whiskey Man on 12/31/14 at 8:40 pm|
I am, and that's no secret....
| SEC Rant|| re: Boom vs Bama - Whiskey Man on 12/15/14 at 8:38 pm|
[quote]"One" the Super Bowl, huh?[/quote]
Forget it, he's on a roll....
| SEC Rant|| re: Go Army - Whiskey Man on 12/12/14 at 8:42 pm|
Fear the Goat!
Go Navy! Beat Army!...
| SEC Rant|| re: This year puts Mark Ingram's Heisman to shame. - Whiskey Man on 12/11/14 at 6:54 pm|
[quote]Still believe Suh should have won it. [/quote]
Nah, Toby Gerhardt should have won it.
Mark Ingram should send ESPN a check every Christmas for the gift he received. If it hadn't been for them, Ingram wouldn't have gotten more than 5 votes....
| SEC Rant|| re: Is Phyllis From Mulga Mentally Unbalanced? - Whiskey Man on 11/6/14 at 7:51 pm|
[quote]Actually she's just your normal bammer, meaning they are all nuts to some degree!
You got that right!...
| SEC Rant|| re: Bama Trustees Trying to End UAB Football After 2016 - Whiskey Man on 11/5/14 at 8:46 pm|
[quote]Seems like if all these Auburn fans who double as UAB fans would donate to the UAB program than they might actually be able to survive and thrive.[/quote]
Could they change the name of the school from UAB to AUB?
Sounds like a win/win situation....
| SEC Rant|| re: Does your fan base actually have someone who would pay $47,000 - Whiskey Man on 11/4/14 at 8:00 am|
And this is why you'll never be able to afford nice things....
| SEC Rant|| re: What time today should I check back in to hear Tiger Stadium nightmare stories? - Whiskey Man on 10/26/14 at 6:23 pm|
[quote]No reports yet? No human sacrifice? No cannibalism? I'm concerned we may be slipping...[/quote]
I stiff armed an old lady to the ground, doubled back and bit a chunk out of her arm. Does that count?...
| SEC Rant|| re: Kentucky fans: which SEC team steals your coach after this year? - Whiskey Man on 10/20/14 at 8:44 pm|
Here's how the off season is going to shake out.
Boom is fired at Florida. Merlin takes the UF job. Kirby Smart takes over at MSU.
Bert is fired and takes a job at The Golden Corral. Tuberville returns home to coach the hogs and hunt ducks. Boom is named his DC.
Spurrier hangs it up at USC. He ...
| SEC Rant|| re: Now that Ole Miss and Miss. State are respectable, do we rename the Egg Bowl? - Whiskey Man on 10/20/14 at 5:13 pm|
I think it shoud be changed to The Haley's Comet Bowl, because it's only worth watching once every 76 years....
| SEC Rant|| re: Are The Piss Balloons A Myth? - Whiskey Man on 10/20/14 at 5:08 pm|
I threw one at Crimson Legend's 103 year old grandmother. She ducked and it ended up hitting a 2 month old baby in the face.
I immediately rushed over and chop blocked the old broad and Tiger Baited the crying baby....
| SEC Rant|| re: More embarrassing game? Florida or A&M? - Whiskey Man on 10/19/14 at 12:00 pm|
[quote]UF is considered one of the top jobs in the country. TAMU has had 100 years of these type seasons. UF by a long shot. [/quote]
Not so fast my friend. Florida football really didn't exist prior to the late 80s. They were Vandy bad.
I do have to give the gators the nod here, though. To trai...
| SEC Rant|| re: More embarrassing game? Florida or A&M? - Whiskey Man on 10/19/14 at 11:53 am|
[quote]AU vs LSU in 1994 was similar and AU scored 30 and won.
First Downs: AU 8, LSU 21
Total Yards: AU 165, LSU 407
Offensive plays: AU 53, LSU 90
Yeah, Curley dug deep into the bag of dumbfrickery to pull that turd out....