| SEC Rant|| re: Fight at Women's Auburn vs Alabama Basketball game - Whiskey Man on 1/23/15 at 8:36 pm|
That Auburn girl chased her down and connected with a pretty decent right hook. The "oh shit!" look on the bama girl's face when the ref fell to the floor is priceless. I think she realized then that her arse was whooped!...
| SEC Rant|| re: What's up with Auburn? - Whiskey Man on 1/23/15 at 8:30 pm|
[quote]They've been a cheating school since Pat Dye. He instilled a culture of look the other way and do whatever it takes to win.[/quote]
Your fingers should fall off your hands for typing that shite. Of all the fans to throw jabs about cheating, one would think you frickwits would just look down at...
| SEC Rant|| re: Bama oh so close to being embarrassed by Oregon. - Whiskey Man on 1/4/15 at 2:47 pm|
[quote]Probably would be as embarrassing as losing to Notre Dame in the Music City Bowl[/quote]
You pondered many ideas for a witty retort, and this is the one you chose to go with?...
| SEC Rant|| re: Is Bama ThreatenPlayersU? - Whiskey Man on 1/3/15 at 8:48 pm|
[quote]Watch out! I see a tea-baggin coming![/quote]
Or a shrub pissing....
| SEC Rant|| re: Be honest. Who here is secretly hoping Mississippi State loses tonight? - Whiskey Man on 12/31/14 at 8:40 pm|
I am, and that's no secret....
| SEC Rant|| re: Boom vs Bama - Whiskey Man on 12/15/14 at 8:38 pm|
[quote]"One" the Super Bowl, huh?[/quote]
Forget it, he's on a roll....
| SEC Rant|| re: Go Army - Whiskey Man on 12/12/14 at 8:42 pm|
Fear the Goat!
Go Navy! Beat Army!...
| SEC Rant|| re: This year puts Mark Ingram's Heisman to shame. - Whiskey Man on 12/11/14 at 6:54 pm|
[quote]Still believe Suh should have won it. [/quote]
Nah, Toby Gerhardt should have won it.
Mark Ingram should send ESPN a check every Christmas for the gift he received. If it hadn't been for them, Ingram wouldn't have gotten more than 5 votes....
| SEC Rant|| re: Is Phyllis From Mulga Mentally Unbalanced? - Whiskey Man on 11/6/14 at 7:51 pm|
[quote]Actually she's just your normal bammer, meaning they are all nuts to some degree!
You got that right!...
| SEC Rant|| re: Bama Trustees Trying to End UAB Football After 2016 - Whiskey Man on 11/5/14 at 8:46 pm|
[quote]Seems like if all these Auburn fans who double as UAB fans would donate to the UAB program than they might actually be able to survive and thrive.[/quote]
Could they change the name of the school from UAB to AUB?
Sounds like a win/win situation....
| SEC Rant|| re: Does your fan base actually have someone who would pay $47,000 - Whiskey Man on 11/4/14 at 8:00 am|
And this is why you'll never be able to afford nice things....
| SEC Rant|| re: What time today should I check back in to hear Tiger Stadium nightmare stories? - Whiskey Man on 10/26/14 at 6:23 pm|
[quote]No reports yet? No human sacrifice? No cannibalism? I'm concerned we may be slipping...[/quote]
I stiff armed an old lady to the ground, doubled back and bit a chunk out of her arm. Does that count?...
| SEC Rant|| re: Kentucky fans: which SEC team steals your coach after this year? - Whiskey Man on 10/20/14 at 8:44 pm|
Here's how the off season is going to shake out.
Boom is fired at Florida. Merlin takes the UF job. Kirby Smart takes over at MSU.
Bert is fired and takes a job at The Golden Corral. Tuberville returns home to coach the hogs and hunt ducks. Boom is named his DC.
Spurrier hangs it up at USC. He ...
| SEC Rant|| re: Now that Ole Miss and Miss. State are respectable, do we rename the Egg Bowl? - Whiskey Man on 10/20/14 at 5:13 pm|
I think it shoud be changed to The Haley's Comet Bowl, because it's only worth watching once every 76 years....
| SEC Rant|| re: Are The Piss Balloons A Myth? - Whiskey Man on 10/20/14 at 5:08 pm|
I threw one at Crimson Legend's 103 year old grandmother. She ducked and it ended up hitting a 2 month old baby in the face.
I immediately rushed over and chop blocked the old broad and Tiger Baited the crying baby....
| SEC Rant|| re: More embarrassing game? Florida or A&M? - Whiskey Man on 10/19/14 at 12:00 pm|
[quote]UF is considered one of the top jobs in the country. TAMU has had 100 years of these type seasons. UF by a long shot. [/quote]
Not so fast my friend. Florida football really didn't exist prior to the late 80s. They were Vandy bad.
I do have to give the gators the nod here, though. To trai...
| SEC Rant|| re: More embarrassing game? Florida or A&M? - Whiskey Man on 10/19/14 at 11:53 am|
[quote]AU vs LSU in 1994 was similar and AU scored 30 and won.
First Downs: AU 8, LSU 21
Total Yards: AU 165, LSU 407
Offensive plays: AU 53, LSU 90
Yeah, Curley dug deep into the bag of dumbfrickery to pull that turd out....
| SEC Rant|| re: Blake Sims' attitude - Whiskey Man on 10/12/14 at 4:01 pm|
[quote]You were gifted a kickoff fumble to set up the go ahead touchdown and pulled off a razor thin interception to hold on.[/quote]
So says the team gifted a fumble return TD on a blatant facemask no call.
The Black Bear is correct. 2 dropped pick 6 interceptions and the aforementioned gift fr...
| SEC Rant|| re: I think State has a very good team. Auburn fans need to respect the grind. - Whiskey Man on 10/7/14 at 8:17 pm|
[quote]UAB was our second game FWIW. Your logic doesn't logic here.
No dog in this fight, but your logic isn't logical.
UAB is still UAB, whether they are the first game, second game, or scrimmage game. ...
| SEC Rant|| re: Auburn police looking into threats against Gus, JHS - Whiskey Man on 10/7/14 at 8:09 pm|
[quote]Maybe he is a member of volnation. Some of them are as crazy as gumps
A new species; the fearsome dreamcicle gump....