| SEC Rant|| re: Alabama fans - Heisman Trophy Question - Whiskey Man on 12/13/13 at 7:40 pm|
[quote]Musso might have won it in 1971 over Pat Sullivan if voting had been after all the regular season games, like it is today.[/quote]
That qualifies it as a win then. Bama claims national championships with less reasoning....
| SEC Rant|| re: SEC West Standings for 2014 (predictions) - Whiskey Man on 12/11/13 at 8:16 pm|
| SEC Rant|| re: Why all the hate for Auburn? - Whiskey Man on 11/17/13 at 6:19 pm|
THIS is why you're hated, you pathetic cow- shite covered idiot.[/quote]What did he say that wasn't the truth?...
| SEC Rant|| re: Auburn is full of integrity - Whiskey Man on 11/3/13 at 5:49 pm|
[quote]gott damn burp bulimia is an obese frick.
I didn't know it was this bad. prayers to pigs.[/quote]
No shit! Butterball needs to drive on past the fried catfish joint and stop at the Subway down the road....
| SEC Rant|| re: Auburn's 2010 success makes much more sense now - Whiskey Man on 10/27/13 at 7:02 pm|
[quote]Malzahn - getting a return on all that cash Chizik spent ;)[/quote]
Given the fact that one of your coaches was caught "loaning" a player $500, do you really want to bring up anyone spending cash? ...
| SEC Rant|| re: Yahoo making major deal of Bama infractions - Whiskey Man on 10/4/13 at 7:08 pm|
[quote]You're going to get all 12 inches this year as well.[/quote]If it happens, it'll be with a rented dick. How many others on the team have been paid for? It's been proven bammer is the most tainted team in football.
Hammer is coming, gumps!...
| SEC Rant|| re: HaHa Clinton-Dix suspended - Whiskey Man on 10/2/13 at 7:17 pm|
[quote]He was at practice tonight in the Safety rotation.
He's likely in the doghouse for violating one of Saban's rules...missing a class, missing or late to team meeting/workout.
When people say Saban runs a tight ship, he really does. There are a lot of rules. I mean, you better make weight...
| Tiger Rant|| re: Want to wish yall the best Saturday! - Whiskey Man on 9/18/13 at 8:07 pm|
[quote]Here is to no injuries and winner take the west.[/quote]
Same to you,. This is my favorite game of the year....
| SEC Rant|| re: Mature and Refined Posters of the SECRant....Name your favorite post game cigar - Whiskey Man on 9/15/13 at 5:46 pm|
Liga Privada T52.
Anything from Nicaragua will do though....
| SEC Rant|| re: AJ McCarron in a walking boot upon arrival in Atlanta - Whiskey Man on 8/30/13 at 7:45 pm|
A few squirts of deer antler juice will fix that right up....
| SEC Rant|| re: Pick your Huge Surprise SEC Upset of the Year - Whiskey Man on 8/6/13 at 10:12 am|
[quote]Miss State beats Bama on west side[/quote]
I don't think it will be MSU. Ole Miss may do it though....
| SEC Rant|| re: I don't understand Bama fans - Whiskey Man on 8/2/13 at 8:32 pm|
[quote]I don't understand Ole Miss fans. You see this kind of thing from the likes of Auburn and Ole Miss fans but I've yet to see other fans bases take it quite this far:[/quote]
Those who live in glass trailers should not cast stones.
| SEC Rant|| re: What happened to Eddie Lacy bammers? - Whiskey Man on 7/29/13 at 6:06 pm|
[quote]Eddie Lacy appears to have eaten Terrance Cody.[/quote]Fixt...
| SEC Rant|| re: Former Vol QB Erik Ainge arrested on DUI charge - Whiskey Man on 7/28/13 at 7:07 pm|
[quote]4 year starter at QB and hooked on drugs the entire time. Did he ever get arrested once? This guy doesn't make it out of his freshman year in Gainesville.[/quote]
You're out of your reptilian mind. Boom might not put up with it, but Urban Meyer would have eskimo kissed this guy on the sideli...
| SEC Rant|| re: (Non JFF) Has this photo of Dee Liner been posted? - Whiskey Man on 7/28/13 at 4:08 pm|
[quote]probably grant money.[/quote]
Yeah, granted to him by some old white haired dude who "didn't know he was a bama football player".
Laptops, fishing trips, cars, trips to Miami to attend parties hosted by agents, memorabilia signing at booster owned stores, new rims .... hell, a fist full o...
| SEC Rant|| re: Alabama Lockerroom Waterfall - Whiskey Man on 7/11/13 at 8:19 pm|
[quote]What are they doing, capturing and recycling the elephant piss?[/quote]Close. It's Phyllis from Mulga's taint juice....
| SEC Rant|| re: A true Kentucky wedding right here. - Whiskey Man on 6/20/13 at 7:39 pm|
[quote]i wonder what they majored in at UK?[/quote]
From the photo, my guess would be Chemical Engineering....
| SEC Rant|| re: Whats gonna be the best way to get A&M/AU tickets this fall? - Whiskey Man on 6/20/13 at 7:33 pm|
Not trying to bad mouth Kyle Field, but if the middle and upper levels of the far side of the stadium (around ramps 3 & 4) were removed, it'd look a lot like Vaught-Hemingway....
| SEC Rant|| re: Auburn/Lee Cty DA seeking $1.042 million from Updyke - Whiskey Man on 5/31/13 at 8:40 pm|
[quote]Just make him auction off anything that has to do with Alabama. That'll probably hurt him more than anything.[/quote]
That's what I was thinking. Make him auction it off and tell him he can't wear anything that mentions the university of Alabama any more.
That stupid looking hat with the ...
| SEC Rant|| re: What team (not yours) do you want to win SEC? - Whiskey Man on 5/31/13 at 8:33 pm|
If this happened, would bammer fans poison the river?...
| SEC Rant|| re: What a shock! "Homer" Finebaum defends Bama on College Football Live - Whiskey Man on 5/23/13 at 8:38 pm|
When is telling the truth considered being "butt hurt"?
Dispute what I said. You can't, dick face, because you know its the truth....
| SEC Rant|| re: Does anybody pull for other SEC teams due to family ties or any other factors? - Whiskey Man on 5/23/13 at 8:35 pm|
My brother played football at Auburn back in the 80's. I pull for them because of that.
Other than LSU & Auburn, I couldn't care less for any of the other conference teams....
| SEC Rant|| re: What a shock! "Homer" Finebaum defends Bama on College Football Live - Whiskey Man on 5/23/13 at 8:25 pm|
[quote]The man would give Saban the best BJ of his life. That makes him a very literal bama homer.[/quote]
You got that right.
I spent a few weeks up in Birmingham last year and caught a show on one of the tv stations up there. Finebaum and some local sports anchor were out on a boat fishing wit...
| Tiger Rant|| re: LSU plays Bama/Auburn winner on Wednesday approximately 1:00 PM - Whiskey Man on 5/18/13 at 8:37 pm|
[quote]Did auburn beat Arkie this weekend?[/quote]
Auburn took 2 of 3 against the hogs, and the loss was 1-0. Took 2 of 3 against Florida on the road and Ole Miss. Auburn is playing pretty good ball right now.
I'd rather we play bama. They struggled late....
| SEC Rant|| re: If you had to be a fan of another SEC team for a full season, who would it be? - Whiskey Man on 5/16/13 at 8:46 pm|
| SEC Rant|| re: Congrats SEC Champs Vandy - Whiskey Man on 5/12/13 at 4:17 pm|
Same here. Congrats, Dores!...
| SEC Rant|| re: Do the Jets cut the other QB from the 2009 SECCG ? - Whiskey Man on 5/1/13 at 7:50 pm|
Cut him. It's a joke that he was drafted anyway. I guess it really helps to have a daddy in the business that can pull strings for you....
| Tiger Rant|| re: Does LSU have the largest Fair-Weather fanbase in the world? - Whiskey Man on 4/29/13 at 8:29 pm|
[quote]Let's see- Auburn, two years removed from a national championship in football, barely cleared 50k in actual attandance against New Mexico State last year.
That is the textbook definition of fair-weather.[/quote]I had to look this one up. Actually, they had almost 75,000 at that game.
| Tiger Rant|| re: Softball takes the series over bama with a 2-1 win. Record Crowd-2,651. - Whiskey Man on 4/26/13 at 9:14 pm|
| SEC Rant|| re: You ever roll Toomer's Corner? - Whiskey Man on 4/23/13 at 8:58 pm|
[quote]Got my picture taken next to the big dead one once.[/quote]You're a real piece of shite. They say "what goes around comes around". I hope y'alls return on this act is severe. There was no need for what happened to those trees, and you low life pricks celebrating their demise is utterly sickeni...