| Outdoor Board|| re: I have met the enemy, and he is us - Priapus on 12/10/13 at 11:30 am|
The USFS Waterfowl laws specifically excludes NORMAL AGRICULTURAL PROCESS [b]in favor of FLOODING STANDING CROPS for waterfowl hunting[/b].
Now, I do not expect you jealous a-holes to understand that simple concept, but there it is....
| Outdoor Board|| re: Whats the most non country thing about you? - Priapus on 11/17/13 at 1:00 pm|
I am a member of the St. Cecilia Society. Every other fiber of my being, including the dirt under my nails is as country as it gets....
| Outdoor Board|| re: what kind of snake is this? - Priapus on 10/28/13 at 7:18 pm|
| Outdoor Board|| Oh Canada - Priapus on 10/22/13 at 6:22 pm|
The migration is on.
| Outdoor Board|| re: Instrucional hog trapping and eradication thread (Hog-B-Gone) - Priapus on 10/22/13 at 7:46 am|
Great info. We have trapped, shot, and stabbed over 1200 hogs on our 1400 acres just in the last 3 years. FWIW, the box style traps with root doors are the most effective way to catch them.
The doors allow multiple hogs to enter over the 24 hour perio...
| O-T Lounge|| re: Known anyone who committed suicide. Sorry to others if I sparked - Priapus on 10/18/13 at 6:56 am|
Several. Most have been people who were handed money and spent it all.
The one that still bothers me was when we were about 14, I had a couple good friends who were identical twins. One evening they got a couple of their father's guns and started horsing around. One of them shot the other in the...
| O-T Lounge|| re: What really obscure superpower would you want to have? - Priapus on 10/17/13 at 3:27 pm|
I would like to have complete control of water. See through it, freeze it, unthaw it, make it rain, make it stop, etc.
It would never stop raining in Clemson or Athens, meanwhile, I would spend my time riding around looking for sunken treasure and Rooskie subs to suddenly drain the water out from...
| Outdoor Board|| re: Will a Gamo 1250 FPS Pellet Gun Kill a Raccoon? - Priapus on 10/14/13 at 11:53 am|
[link=(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKcVkqiDCYU)]Gamo Hog Hunt[/link]...
| Outdoor Board|| re: Who here has been stung by a sting ray? - Priapus on 10/11/13 at 7:34 am|
Pro tip- Start immediately with a good spray of warm water from your boat engine's pee, and then go find something hotter....
| Outdoor Board|| re: Highest Seas You Have Been In On a Private Boat - Priapus on 10/4/13 at 1:01 pm|
15' in a 54 foot Monterrey when a squall hit us in the nose at Big Rock. It was right sporty in that light assed boat....
| Outdoor Board|| re: Can you guys recommend a good youth-size deer hunting rifle? - Priapus on 9/30/13 at 5:08 pm|
Screw all that noise. Get him a .308 and use .308 Managed Recoil loads. Awesome out to a buck fifty, but I would stick to 100 yds. with a kid. When he ages, he can use the same gun with regular loads.
Here is my 10 year old with one from a couple weeks...
| Outdoor Board|| re: Paging Da Hammer - Priapus on 9/26/13 at 1:06 pm|
| Outdoor Board|| re: Shooting with an old Winchester Model 12 20 gauge - Priapus on 9/23/13 at 8:30 pm|
The heavy Winchester barrels do fine with steel. Here is my nephew after a day of whacking ducks, squirrels, and a hog with the Model 12 .20 I gave him. (the catfish surrendered without a shot being fired)
| SEC Rant|| re: Game Thread: #5 UGA 35 @ #8 Clemson 38 FINAL - Priapus on 8/31/13 at 8:42 pm|
I would like to go on record as saying "frick Clemson". Thank you.
That is all....
| Outdoor Board|| re: The boy's first buck - Priapus on 8/29/13 at 8:33 am|
[quote]Y did you cut off the front hooves? [/quote]
I will hang him in the walk in cooler for 3 weeks to age the deer before skinning him out. Removing the legs is standard procedure....
| Outdoor Board|| re: The boy's first buck - Priapus on 8/28/13 at 10:55 pm|
Funny how a little sweat and facemask can make your hair look just like some homo boy band's $300 wet dream......
| Outdoor Board|| re: The boy's first buck - Priapus on 8/28/13 at 10:03 pm|
Richland County. Our farm is 28 miles South of Columbia. Thanks for all the props y'all......
| Outdoor Board|| The boy's first buck - Priapus on 8/28/13 at 9:39 pm|
Took my Nephew this afternoon. It was as humid as I have seen it all year, but with school you gotta go when you can get them to the farm.
I had called my Old Man down from the Mountain last night as I figured that this was going to be a pretty high pe...
| Outdoor Board|| re: Had to put our 15 year old dachshund down today - Priapus on 8/24/13 at 7:18 pm|
Sorry for your loss. Ours rules the roost....
| SEC Rant|| re: Worst experience you ever had after a game - Priapus on 8/23/13 at 9:06 pm|
Waking up and being raped by a hot Tri-Delt I had been wanting to bang, and then passing out again. That was back when beating Tennessee meant something....
| Outdoor Board|| re: How many lbs of corn will fill a 35g drum? - Priapus on 8/23/13 at 8:08 pm|
How dry is the corn?...
| Outdoor Board|| re: Rattlesnake I came across today while hiking - Priapus on 8/23/13 at 6:58 pm|
You ever want to watch a battle, take a cow ant and stick him in a garden spider web. The spider will have to wrap that bastard so thick that her fangs can't penetrate to the ant. The ant will be whipping that stinger out like a rapier trying to whack the spider. Yeah, we have to invent our own fun ...
| Outdoor Board|| re: Opening weekend of SC deer season - Priapus on 8/19/13 at 12:51 pm|
In 40 years of August 15th openers, this weekend was the first where you could wear a long sleeved shirt. Normally it is 98 degrees and you pray for a rain storm to cool things off. This weekend it was in the 70's for highs and just awesome. 5 of us saw 131 deer. My other Godson and I had 5 nice buc...
| Outdoor Board|| Opening weekend of SC deer season - Priapus on 8/19/13 at 11:24 am|
Cousin killed a nice 7 point and Godson killed his first buck. Good times...
| Outdoor Board|| re: Fiancee's family land in S Alabama - Priapus on 8/13/13 at 8:23 pm|
Been through this MANY times on many different tracts of land. If you are an absentee owner, go talk to DNR, Sheriff, local gunstore, closest country store, etc. Ask them who the biggest poacher around is. Contact said poacher and tell him that if he will keep everyone else the frick out, you will l...
| SEC Rant|| Which opposing team coach does your team fire this year? - Priapus on 8/12/13 at 9:29 pm|
It's easy for us. Dabozo Swinney at Clemson. No coach in the modern era has ever lost 5 games in a row.
| SEC Rant|| How do you mule your whiskey into your stadium? - Priapus on 8/12/13 at 8:34 am|
I let the wife mule mine in mini bottles in her purse at Williams Brice. Has not failed me in 15 years.
| SEC Rant|| re: Name one thing you do NOT want to see from your team this year (2013) - Priapus on 8/8/13 at 9:35 pm|
Some fricked up douchewheel's idea of an alternative uniform....
| SEC Rant|| re: Which SEC team has the most redneck fanbase? - Priapus on 8/7/13 at 9:26 pm|
[quote]7 pages of rednecks calling each other rednecks.[/quote]
Close thread. Well done, Sir....
| SEC Rant|| Which SEC team has the most redneck fanbase? - Priapus on 8/7/13 at 6:23 pm|
Thankfully I cannot include Clempson in this, so I am going to have to go with Tennessee....