| SEC Rant|| re: Bert, muschamp, Mullen. That's your only choices - Tantal on 7/23/14 at 10:46 am|
Mullen, I suppose. Me no likey fatties or douches....
| SEC Rant|| re: SEC Nation vs College GameDay - Which Will You Watch? - Tantal on 7/22/14 at 11:38 pm|
I'll do my best to give the SECN crew a fair shot, but Gameday has been a staple of my football season Saturdays for so long that I'm not sure if I can give 'em up.
| Off-Topic Board|| re: Best TV shows cancelled too early - Tantal on 7/22/14 at 4:10 pm|
| SEC Rant|| re: Spurrier Unlocked: Saban is a Great Recruiter, Not a Great Coach - Tantal on 7/22/14 at 4:08 pm|
I doubt that Saban and all of his rings really give a frick what Spurrier thinks of him....
| SEC Rant|| re: Cyberbullying at an all-time high in the SEC - Tantal on 7/22/14 at 11:22 am|
frick 'em if they can't take a joke....
| Off-Topic Board|| re: Describe your perfect burger - Tantal on 7/22/14 at 9:11 am|
It's the James Smith Special served at a local diner called Verna's. Open faced, two patties, mustard, pickles, onions, jalapenos, and cheese.....then generously smothered in chili....
| SEC Rant|| re: Nicest small town in your home state. - Tantal on 7/21/14 at 9:51 pm|
In no particular order: Jefferson, Salado, and Fredericksburg, TX.....
| Off-Topic Board|| re: Birmingham City Council Voting To Ban Uber Tommorow. - Tantal on 7/21/14 at 4:23 pm|
WTF is an Uber?...
| Off-Topic Board|| re: So the wife is heading out of town again for 4 days - Tantal on 7/21/14 at 1:53 pm|
I'm about 99% sure that this is a complete troll thread, but, just in case it isn't, I have to ask: "do you have kids?"
I don't cheat on my wife out of moral principle, but, even if I were so inclined, I could never look my kids in the face again if I had cheated on their mother. ...
| Off-Topic Board|| re: Life expectancy of gay folks vs straight folks - Tantal on 7/16/14 at 10:31 pm|
I think it would be a wash. The gays may take better care of themselves overall, but there's that handful that will die young from AIDS and drag the numbers down....
| Off-Topic Board|| re: Does your boss monitor your facebook/social networking? - Tantal on 7/16/14 at 10:28 pm|
I rarely post anything on FB. I'm also FB friends with my elderly relatives, so anything that I do post is pretty benign. I really wouldn't care if my Assistant Chief saw it somehow. I mainly just like to keep my personal life separate from the Police Department....
| Off-Topic Board|| re: Does your boss monitor your facebook/social networking? - Tantal on 7/16/14 at 10:18 pm|
I have my security settings set pretty tight. I am purposely not friends with any of my coworkers because my Assistant Chief has a FB account for the sole purpose of friending employees so that he can monitor their shite.
During our hiring process, it's common for the Board to have the applicant l...
| Off-Topic Board|| re: How will you have the "Gay" talk with your children? - Tantal on 7/16/14 at 10:21 am|
[quote]Nothing says "I've got really important shite to do" like posting on an SEC message board at 8:00 AM.[/quote]
tRant is more important to me than what the gays are up to in the sack. I generally don't jump into the gay/anti-gay threads because I give zero fricks. When selecting candidates to ...
| Off-Topic Board|| re: Texas, send us your poor oppressed white kids. - Tantal on 7/16/14 at 10:13 am|
Nice to see that "diversity" is valued over academic achievement. I'm not hearing any complaints about the over representation of blacks in football. Maybe the 5'11"/200 lb. slow white kid should sue Saban for not offering him a scholarship at defensive tackle. If racial diversity and proper numeric...
| Off-Topic Board|| re: How will you have the "Gay" talk with your children? - Tantal on 7/16/14 at 7:52 am|
While I'll agree with Reservoir Dawg in principle, I've just got too much other important shite going on in my life to worry about what the Puffs are up to in their bedrooms....
| Off-Topic Board|| re: Had to go to walmarks today. Door person asking to snoop through your groceries? - Tantal on 7/15/14 at 5:36 pm|
Meh. I don't get too bent out of shape over it. If it keeps shrinkage down, then it keeps prices down. Once everyone takes the "frick you" approach, so will the thieves. I don't want a 5% price increase on everything due to shoplifting just to avoid stopping for 5 seconds for the greeter....
| SEC Rant|| re: Would you trade a starting LB and DL on your team for the Nkemdiche brothers? - Tantal on 7/15/14 at 10:05 am|
TAMU is definitely in need of linebackers, but Myles Garrett will have a better career than RN....
| Off-Topic Board|| re: Whatever happened to girl-watching at the swimming pool and beach? - Tantal on 7/14/14 at 5:52 pm|
[quote]Anyway, I'm constantly amazed at the fitness of our "high society" women in my town.[/quote]
I pointed this out to my wife the other day. We were eating at a deli in Southlake, TX (one of the wealthiest cities in the nation). All of the women in there varied from just "thin" to downright b...
| SEC Rant|| re: Who will Spurrier burn at Media Days? - Tantal on 7/14/14 at 1:32 pm|
Sumlin would cut his eyes out with a spork on national television. Besides, there's no history between Spurrier and Sumlin that I know of, so I don't think he'd bother....
| Off-Topic Board|| re: Whatever happened to girl-watching at the swimming pool and beach? - Tantal on 7/14/14 at 1:06 pm|
[quote]One of the biggest differences is that they eat very little red meat compared to Americans[/quote]
The red meat isn't the problem. The last time I did Paleo for a month I dropped 14 pounds in 30 days while eating about a pound of red meat (grilled top sirloin) every day. It's the bread, p...
| Off-Topic Board|| re: Whatever happened to girl-watching at the swimming pool and beach? - Tantal on 7/14/14 at 11:58 am|
It all started with the government-sponsored food pyramid (which I've heard was actually created by the grain industry and foist upon the government by their lobbyists) in the 1970's. Once grain became the base of our diets, obesity and diabetes have gone through the roof. Whenever I eat grains, I p...
| Off-Topic Board|| re: Open Carry - Tantal on 7/14/14 at 11:45 am|
You won't find a bigger defender of 2nd Amendment rights than me, but I don't much care for it. If you can't defend yourself properly within the confines of a coffee shop with a handgun, then you have no business carrying anyway. Open carry of long guns is completely legal in Texas and I have more A...
| SEC Rant|| re: Peyton Is NFL Networks Top Player For 2014 - Tantal on 7/9/14 at 11:54 pm|
Can't argue with that. ...
| Off-Topic Board|| re: UF is the only campus located in an SEC state that voted for Obama - Tantal on 7/9/14 at 5:41 pm|
The Free shite Army has a pretty strong foothold in the Rio Grande Valley....
| SEC Rant|| re: Recruit your favorite school whiffed on by offering at another position? - Tantal on 7/8/14 at 5:30 pm|
[quote] Honestly, he could have been the best at a number of positions.[/quote]
Speed will do that for you....
| SEC Rant|| re: Common enemy that bonds your school and another together? - Tantal on 7/8/14 at 5:28 pm|
Older Ags and Hogs who know what fricktards the 'whorns are....
| SEC Recruiting|| re: SEC QB's #2, #4 in Elite 11 competition - Tantal on 7/8/14 at 4:12 pm|
[quote]Kyler Murray not in the top 11 though [/quote]
Johnny was a 3-star and Kyler is better now than Johnny was at the same point in his career. Not even sweating it....
| Off-Topic Board|| re: Wife Swapping - Tantal on 7/7/14 at 10:11 pm|
Ain't no way in Hell I'm letting another dude lay pipe to my wife.....and Mrs. Tantal would cut a bitch's eyes out with a spork if they came onto me....
| Off-Topic Board|| re: piston system AR15 - Tantal on 7/7/14 at 7:48 pm|
I'll second the Troys. Midwest Industries is pretty good too....
| SEC Rant|| re: Week 1 SEC game predictions (personal opinion) - Tantal on 7/7/14 at 7:44 pm|
You were doing good up until Arky....