| Off-Topic Board|| re: What are some of your favorite musical lyrics? - Tantal on 12/18/13 at 11:36 pm|
"Now I'm downtown….with a down crowd….drinkin' my best not to think about you."
| SEC Rant|| re: Great qbs are hard to come by and even harder to replace - Tantal on 12/13/13 at 1:47 am|
[quote]Slightly better than average QB's don't get 1st and 2nd round grades in the NFL draft[/quote]
Meh. We'll see how he does in the league with a 25th ranked defense and less-than-stellar talent around him. A.J. has done exactly what has been asked of him, so I've got no beef with him whatsoev...
| SEC Rant|| re: If Saban were to leave for Texas, would Bama fans be ok with Jim Tressel? - Tantal on 12/13/13 at 1:34 am|
[quote]I think Lane deserves a fourth chance.[/quote]
I support this….at least for 'Bama....
| SEC Rant|| re: Great qbs are hard to come by and even harder to replace - Tantal on 12/13/13 at 1:28 am|
[quote]Sorry we don't play many close games [/quote]
The Alabama football team is awesome! A.J. is just a slightly better-than-average part of it....
| SEC Rant|| re: Sumlin Gets 5 Million Per Year w/ 5 Million Buyout - Tantal on 12/13/13 at 1:23 am|
[quote]His SALARY is 3.2 million regardless of the year. [/quote]
That's only 400,000 per conference loss. Helluva deal....
| SEC Rant|| re: Great qbs are hard to come by and even harder to replace - Tantal on 12/13/13 at 1:17 am|
How many times has AJ put the entire game/team on his back and willed them to victory? I can't think of a single instance. He's a very good game manager with a better-than-average arm, nothing more....
| Off-Topic Board|| re: Trimming Down - Tantal on 12/12/13 at 12:40 am|
Paleo Diet. All the grilled meat, fruits, nuts (except peanuts), and vegetables that you can possibly force down. No sugar, nothing made of grains (say goodbye to bread, pasta, rice, etc). No dairy except eggs. Do it for 30 days with even moderate exercise and you'll drop 15 lbs., minimum. Probably ...
| Off-Topic Board|| re: Do you feel like you're legit friends with any posters on this board? - Tantal on 12/12/13 at 12:27 am|
Never even met TBirdSpur, but somehow I feel that we could storm the gates of Hell together and come through with only minor injuries. Seems like a stand-up dude that I most often agree with....
| Off-Topic Board|| re: Can you turn a hoe into a housewife? - Tantal on 12/12/13 at 12:24 am|
[quote]How is having sex with one person alot considered being a hoe? [/quote]
It's not. It's called being considerate enough to keep their man happy. I won't defend infidelity for any reason, but if more women took this approach they'd find their husbands far less likely to step out. I even hav...
| SEC Rant|| re: Alabama early 14 point favorites over Oklahoma - Tantal on 12/9/13 at 12:20 am|
Tide goin' in dry. frick Stoops, frick OU. frick the BDF....
| SEC Rant|| re: Can Auburn Stop the FSU Offense? - Tantal on 12/9/13 at 12:17 am|
Section 2, paragraph 3 of the contract specifically states that Malzahn's wife must personally toss Satan's salad to ensure a National Title. Kristi is down for it either way. Gus is cool with it so long as Satan holds up his end of the deal....
| SEC Rant|| re: The SEC: We really are different - Tantal on 12/9/13 at 12:08 am|
[quote]I hate to tell you, Vol, but there is no way 90% of the conference will be cheering for AU. [/quote]
I will. Not that I'm love with Aubie (don't hate them either though), but what's good for Aubie at this point is good for the conference. Follow the money. Whatever helps the SEC Network an...
| SEC Rant|| re: Can Auburn Stop the FSU Offense? - Tantal on 12/9/13 at 12:02 am|
Not sure exactly how it's going to break down, but I'm picking Auburn. It could be 17-13 or 56-52….but I'm still picking Auburn....
| SEC Rant|| re: How in the world is Tre Mason not in the Heisman discussion? - Tantal on 12/8/13 at 11:59 pm|
[quote]Johnny is a system QB fwiw[/quote]
Bull shite. Case Keenum was a system QB. Johnny's a freak because he's a beastly athlete in general. Don't hate on the boy just because he dined on Ole Miss' souls with 90 seconds left in the last 2 games. Besides, he gone. If Ole Miss' recruiting classes a...
| SEC Rant|| re: Has Mizzou made their statement this year? - Tantal on 12/8/13 at 11:27 pm|
[quote]Mizzou has a favorable schedule next year, I wouldn't be surprised to see us win 10 games. [/quote]
In defense of the East, Mizzou was beaten by Carolina, Florida was down, and Georgia was decimated by injuries……much as Mizzou was last year. Also, in the SEC, you can't base season predicti...
| SEC Rant|| re: Florida St. -9.5 has already moved to -8 - Tantal on 12/8/13 at 11:17 pm|
The fine print in Malzahn's contract with Satan guarantees an Auburn victory. After the miraculous finishes in the Georgia and Alabama games, I couldn't bring myself to lay money against Auburn this year....
| SEC Rant|| re: "He gone" player edition: Who's leaving early for the NFL from your team? - Tantal on 12/8/13 at 11:15 pm|
[quote]How is JaQuay Williams? People at Auburn expected him to be an AJ Greene type player[/quote]
I think he'll be solid, but RSJ is in the same mold as Evans in that he's big and can play receiver like a basketball player. They both play contested passes as if they're rebounds. The guy that I'...
| SEC Rant|| re: "He gone" player edition: Who's leaving early for the NFL from your team? - Tantal on 12/8/13 at 10:10 pm|
[quote]QB Johnny Manziel- He gone.
WR Mike Evans- He gone. [/quote]
Losing Johnny hurts the worst. Evans' departure will somewhat mitigated with a healthy RSJ....
| SEC Rant|| re: How in the world is Tre Mason not in the Heisman discussion? - Tantal on 12/8/13 at 10:04 pm|
[quote]It's probably because he's viewed as a system running back. [/quote]
Sorry, but there's nothing "system" about pounding the rock between the tackles, which Mason does quite a bit. He should definitely be top3....
| Off-Topic Board|| re: Sheriff in my county goes against BO. - Tantal on 12/8/13 at 1:06 pm|
[quote]It wasn't just members of the government that he took arms against. The man may have ended apartheid, which is to be commended, but let's not pretend that he's Ghandi.[/quote]
Don't tell the mainstream media that. They've been fellating his corpse ever since he kicked off. He did well by e...
| SEC Rant|| re: Who leaves behind a more memorable legacy, AJ McCarron or Johnny Manziel? - Tantal on 12/5/13 at 10:52 am|
Exactly. People from all over the country would tune in to see what kind of Houdini shite JFF was going to pull each week. Nobody really cared to see AJ throw to wide open receivers because opponents had sold their souls to stop Alabama's run game. Not to knock AJ. He did everything that was asked of...
| SEC Rant|| re: Non-SEC teams that you dislike and you always pull against? - Tantal on 12/5/13 at 10:31 am|
| SEC Rant|| re: If (when) Manziel wins a second heisman - Tantal on 11/22/13 at 7:52 pm|
[quote]No title;no care[/quote]
| SEC Rant|| re: Who do you got? - Tantal on 11/22/13 at 9:32 am|
[quote][b]TAMU[/b] @ LSU - By a FG or less in a high-scoring game.
[b]Mizzou[/b] @ Ole Miss - By less than a TD.
Coastal Carolina @ [b]SCAR[/b]- In a total skulldragging.
[b]Miss State [/b]@ Arkansas -Dawgs grind out 10 more than Arky.
Kentucky @ [b]Georgia [/b] -Seriously, Kentucky blows
| O-T Lounge|| re: Did wife have lower sex drive after giving birth? - Tantal on 11/16/13 at 1:32 pm|
Sotopelle. Makes 'em horny as a two-peckered goat....
| SEC Rant|| re: Thank God for SEC expansion. - Tantal on 11/11/13 at 10:35 pm|
Slive is a genius. Not only did he pull in Mizzou and TAMU to add TV markets, but those teams are actually doing relatively well, with Mizzou still having a shot at Atlanta. Once the new TV contracts are negotiated, we're ALL gonna get paid....
| Off-Topic Board|| re: Good one month wedding anniversary gift - Tantal on 11/6/13 at 4:19 pm|
Pearl necklace......not from the jewelry store either....
| SEC Rant|| re: #12 Texas A&M 57-7 UTEP Final - Tantal on 11/3/13 at 12:08 am|
I don't think that any of our fans are overly stoked about beating UTEP. OTOH, we beat 'em by fiddy after a shitty 1st quarter and playing all backups in the 4th. Still a sloppy 1st though. We try that shite against LSU or Mizzou and we'll find ourselves in a 28 point hole that we may not be able to ...
| Off-Topic Board|| re: What song(s) do you want to be played at your funeral? - Tantal on 10/31/13 at 4:17 pm|
Where Rainbows Never Die by The Steeldrivers....
| Off-Topic Board|| re: If you could do it (college) all over again.. - Tantal on 10/29/13 at 12:28 pm|
I've got a degree in Criminal Justice, but, if I had it to do over again, I'd get a Nursing degree. At my agency we work 12's, so we only work 160 days a year once you factor in holidays and vacation time. If I had the nursing degree, I'd still be a cop, but I'd pick up a few PRN shifts a month at a...