| O-T Lounge|| re: What kind of man buys an electric lawnmower? - tokenBoiler on 10/23/14 at 1:55 pm|
[quote] He once started cutting the front lawn and stopped. He left the lawnmower where he stopped for 2 weeks before he decided to finish. [/quote]
Maybe they cut off the electricity on him.
| Tech Board|| re: Best Scientific Graphing Program - tokenBoiler on 10/14/14 at 11:18 am|
Kick it old school with gnuplot. If you can describe it, gnuplot will turn it into a professional-looking graph.
There is a learning curve, but the software is free....
| More Sports Board|| re: FSU hindered investigation of rape - Fox Sports - tokenBoiler on 10/10/14 at 9:19 pm|
[quote]You're going to have to give a synopsis..I'm not clicking any links brah
All the cops in Tallahassee are jock-sniffers, and FSU pays a lot of administrators to cover for their athletic department, including one apparently just to deny things for Winston.
| SEC Rant|| re: ESPN - Sports Memorabilia dealer hires lawyer, allegedly paid Bulldogs RB - tokenBoiler on 10/10/14 at 1:40 pm|
[quote]So the dude that paid him turned around and then turned him into UGA compliance. What kind of sense does that make?[/quote]
Maybe some are misspelled and he can't get as much for them....
| SEC Rant|| re: Treon Harris' Statement - tokenBoiler on 10/9/14 at 1:18 pm|
[quote]-The girl was the sexual aggressor with both Treon and the other dude[/quote]
Read more carefully. The statement doesn't say that. (although they try pretty hard to imply it).
Does it matter how many other guys she wanted to bang if she didn't want to bang this one?
| O-T Lounge|| re: Dallas County PD employee rushed to ER for Ebola symptoms *now with link* - tokenBoiler on 10/8/14 at 4:12 pm|
Liberian, you stupid frick, not librarian.
Like from Spain?
No, Ireland dumnass. :cheers:...
| Political Talk|| re: From the esteemed Harvard University - tokenBoiler on 10/3/14 at 8:19 pm|
The building I work in has a unisex toilet on the ground floor. It's pretty convenient when I'm leaving for the day, because I can set my sunglasses down on the tampon dispenser while I'm using the urinal.
I guess I'm not a Southerner, though, because it never occurred to me to start screeching ...
| Political Talk|| re: Why are/were US airlines flying to Liberia during an Ebola outbreak? - tokenBoiler on 10/1/14 at 3:36 pm|
Why do you hate free enterprise? NOW you think the government should intervene with all its petty regulators making rules about health care and how a corporation should be allowed to choose its customers.
The boards of directors of those airlines are the ones to make those decisions. They are a...
| O-T Lounge|| re: Can a professor have a mandatory lab on fall break? - tokenBoiler on 10/1/14 at 12:17 pm|
| Off-Topic Board|| re: Breaking news from Tuscaloosa - tokenBoiler on 10/1/14 at 12:03 pm|
I don't generally like to encourage 'Bama fans in any way for anything, but I'll give y'all a little Row Tahd for that.
Congrats on the cute kid....
| Political Talk|| re: You be the admissions director - tokenBoiler on 9/22/14 at 8:28 pm|
You're right. I was only addressing the financial aid aspect. I should have just said something like, "Once you're accepted, you're in, that's it". Smart is part of it, but not all of it, but my point was that smarter doesn't get you more financial aid at Harvard, needing more does.
| Political Talk|| re: You be the admissions director - tokenBoiler on 9/22/14 at 2:57 pm|
[quote]My understanding of what Harvard is doing, is different from this. I believe they are dedicating more endowment money to kids who are smart and can handle the academics, but who are poor and cannot afford to attend, who are smart enough to get in, but maybe not smart enough to get a full acad...
| Political Talk|| re: You be the admissions director - tokenBoiler on 9/22/14 at 2:51 pm|
[quote]If you still don't understand I can't help you.[/quote]
We understand that you're making shite up and pretending it's true.
Don't bother continuing to 'help'.
| O-T Lounge|| re: Need Help Picking an SUV - tokenBoiler on 9/22/14 at 2:30 pm|
| More Sports Board|| re: Jameis Winston Now Out for Entire Clemson Game - tokenBoiler on 9/20/14 at 2:46 pm|
[quote]Someone just speculate....what is the new development? New evidence in rape case?[/quote]
I'm pretty cynical about college sports, so here's my theory.
The timing of this seems to me to mean that something came up suddenly that made it imperative for Winston not to be in this game. Tha...
| Money Talk|| re: Interview recommendations or advice - tokenBoiler on 9/11/14 at 9:52 pm|
Don't say, "doing your wife."
Seriously, the big thing they want to know from an interview is how well you would get along with people there. Are you a complainer, do you say inappropriate things, are you going to carry your weight or make other people carry you, do you give off a creepy vibe -- ...
| SEC Rant|| re: Updyke might find himself in jail again... - tokenBoiler on 9/10/14 at 1:17 pm|
Harvey Updyke owes $796,731.98
Not counting whatever rent he owes for apparently living in OP's head.
| More Sports Board|| re: Antonio Brown karate kicks player in the face... - tokenBoiler on 9/8/14 at 1:12 am|
[quote]Well, that's one way to break a tackle.[/quote]
If do right, no can defense.
| O-T Lounge|| re: Anyone been bitten by a venomous snake or knows someone who has? - tokenBoiler on 9/7/14 at 9:11 pm|
[quote]I read that 40% of snakebite victims were drinking before being bitten.[/quote]
It wouldn't surprise me at all if 40% of everybody that gets injured in any way were drinking first....
| O-T Lounge|| re: Athletes of TD. Questions for you. - tokenBoiler on 9/7/14 at 6:30 pm|
[quote]4. Any funny stories out there concerning any of these questions that you would feel the need to share with a poor little non athlete?[/quote]
I've had a few friends who played D-I volleyball. According to them, huddles on the court were mainly to try to stay loose, so they'd crack jokes ...