| SEC Rant|| re: Order Maintained: Arkansas wins SEC Mens and Womens Indoor T&F Championship - TurDuken on 2/24/13 at 11:26 pm|
I am middle-aged and I was a seed in my mothers womb the last time pigs won the national championship in football. ...
| SEC Rant|| re: Jessie Williams bench press rep count at the NFL Combine? - TurDuken on 2/24/13 at 11:16 pm|
I knew he was a big, fat, pussy....
| Tiger Rant|| re: Lack of stars in MLB from LSU - TurDuken on 2/17/13 at 8:55 pm|
Tiger in NY
Lack of stars in MLB from LSU
Name me a school that does have a lot of MLB stars. The majority of the Top 50 players in MLB never stepped foot on a college campus.
ETA: Aaron Hill is a very good player and Brian Wilson is an all-star.
THIS IS THE ANSWER Its extremely...
| SEC Rant|| re: I'm going to laugh next year (LSU) - TurDuken on 2/9/13 at 10:10 am|
You would have to live in Texas to understand the mindset. No one beats a team from Texas, somehow the team from Texas just managed to find a way to lose. They are all this way, Aggirls, Horns, UNT, TCU, Cowboys, Waco High School, etc....
| SEC Rant|| re: I'm going to laugh next year (LSU) - TurDuken on 2/9/13 at 10:07 am|
Beat us, then make posts like your last. ...
| SEC Rant|| re: Cam Cameron listens to Hanson.... - TurDuken on 2/9/13 at 10:02 am|
The polite thing to do when you forget to lift the seat....
| Tiger Rant|| re: Just told my wife all I want for Valentine's day is... - TurDuken on 2/8/13 at 8:52 am|
So, you want it up the poop pipe and she agreed to do it to ya?...
| SEC Rant|| re: Do you think Alabama will win the title this season? - TurDuken on 2/8/13 at 8:47 am|
Maybe it's for the best, you're white trash citizenry may eventually stop poisoning tress, teabagging the defenseless. And now, building bunkers, murdering innocent people, and kidnapping. ...
| New Orleans Saints Talk|| re: Does anyone here honestly think Goodell Cost us a Superbowl? - TurDuken on 1/28/13 at 9:51 pm|
[quote]Defense wasn't good enough, not with or without Payton.[/quote]
If Payton is here for the season, I don't think Spag's is hired. We may never know, but not having Payton sure showed, especially early on. We lost games we shouldn't have without him. ...
| SEC Rant|| re: What SEC away game roadtrips are you taking this fall? - TurDuken on 1/28/13 at 9:45 pm|
| Tiger Rant|| re: who's geeked up about the UGA game? - TurDuken on 1/28/13 at 9:38 pm|
Will be there. Not geeked yet, will be when that tinme draws closer....
| Tiger Rant|| re: Stan Humphries - TurDuken on 1/19/13 at 8:48 am|
Humphries was in my english and math class as a freshman, that I can remember he was there regularly. He told me himself that he just didn't like Arnsparger. I would absolutely consider him a diva and I don't see Arnsparger as being someone who is much on diva's. Especially and unproven freshman or ...
| Tiger Rant|| re: Photos of New Parking Garage and Bookstore Exterior - TurDuken on 1/18/13 at 8:46 am|
[quote] 60's and 70's ruined many a buildings.[/quote]
60's and 70's sucked arse in every facet of this country. It was just a bad time all around. ...
| SEC Rant|| re: Johnny Football helps Manti out - TurDuken on 1/17/13 at 5:17 pm|
Sucks horse balls...
| SEC Rant|| re: Which CFB Fanbase Will Be Most Disappointed in 2013? - TurDuken on 1/17/13 at 5:08 pm|
Give me an army of West Point graduates, I'll win a battle. Give me a handful of Texas Aggies and I'll win a war!
Mike Province, founder and president of The Patton Society calls this an urban legend and in the Texas A&M Battalion (2 October 2006) is quoted as saying "I've gotten e-ma...
| SEC Rant|| re: florida fans- greatest gator of all time? tebow, wuerffel or spurrier? - TurDuken on 1/17/13 at 4:47 pm|
| SEC Rant|| re: florida fans- greatest gator of all time? tebow, wuerffel or spurrier? - TurDuken on 1/17/13 at 4:45 pm|
Also, I agree with Emmitt as a candidate because of what he did in the NFL....
| SEC Rant|| re: florida fans- greatest gator of all time? tebow, wuerffel or spurrier? - TurDuken on 1/17/13 at 4:44 pm|
Anyone that goes into the Desire Projects and starts a ministry for those people is truly special. Not the premise of the question but he's everything Tebow claims to be without putting it on stage....
| SEC Rant|| re: it's a SETUP Aggies don't fall for it... - TurDuken on 1/17/13 at 11:00 am|
Win championships, conference or national and then talk. In fact, if you win the conference next season; I will ban myself from SECrant for life....
| SEC Rant|| re: it's a SETUP Aggies don't fall for it... - TurDuken on 1/17/13 at 10:52 am|
[quote]ATM has been UT bitch for so long you think just because you have a heisman winning QB, all of a sudden you "do what the frick you want". Competeing in the SEC is NOT about beating ONE team. It's about NOT LOSING to 2 or 3 teams in the SEC that makes it a tough conference to win.Which you los...
| SEC Rant|| re: When Was the Last Time Your School Won The SEC in the Big 3? - TurDuken on 1/10/13 at 4:00 pm|
| SEC Rant|| re: Did Eddie Lacy really not get an LSU offer out of HS? - TurDuken on 1/10/13 at 3:19 pm|
[quote]LSU is the fan base who was never real impressed with Julio Jones so nothing surprises me[/quote]
I don't know about our fan base but Patrick Peterson sure wasn't, he owned Julio....
| SEC Rant|| re: Did Eddie Lacy really not get an LSU offer out of HS? - TurDuken on 1/9/13 at 11:21 am|
Making GIFs out of your home movies I see....
| SEC Rant|| re: What did Mccarron say to Barrett Jones after the game? - TurDuken on 1/8/13 at 10:45 am|
[quote]Hold me [/quote]
| SEC Rant|| re: Sept 14th, 2013...Kyle Field...Texas A&M versus Alabama - TurDuken on 1/8/13 at 10:39 am|
And when the national flag of Mexico officially flies above your beloved Texas, what will you do then? Learn from Arizona then proclaim greatness....
| SEC Rant|| re: Sept 14th, 2013...Kyle Field...Texas A&M versus Alabama - TurDuken on 1/8/13 at 10:30 am|
I live in Texas and I know alot of good people that are Aggies, but not one of them posts here. Here it's the obnoxious, way too proud of Texas (that wouldn't exist without volunteers from all the other southern states, not just Tennessee) idiot Texan, namely GalvoAg....
| New Orleans Saints Talk|| re: "I'd take Pete Carrol over Sean Payton everyday of the week.... - TurDuken on 1/7/13 at 11:37 am|
[quote]The Falcons will not beat the Seahawks; the Falcons will be tighter than a virgin's cooter and besides, the Seahawks are a better team[/quote]
This statement gave me wood for more than one reason....
| SEC Rant|| re: If A&M doesnt cash one in with JFF, will they ever do it? - TurDuken on 1/5/13 at 9:11 pm|
Not as big a fail as not having a football national championship since 1964...
| SEC Rant|| re: We Get It...Y'all Are Jealous of Mizzou and Arkansas - TurDuken on 1/3/13 at 12:20 am|
[quote]I Sham of a Ham[/quote]
Yeah, forget D.R., that's a given. I like this much better....
| SEC Rant|| re: We Get It...Y'all Are Jealous of Mizzou and Arkansas - TurDuken on 1/3/13 at 12:08 am|
[quote]I Ham That I Ham[/quote]
Your screen name needs to be D.R....