| Fark Board|| re: Can I get a fighting corndog? - TopJimmy on 8/20/14 at 9:33 am|
| Fark Board|| re: "Here's Looking At You Kid", Says Hillary - TopJimmy on 8/15/14 at 1:00 pm|
| SEC Rant|| re: Reasons your not into sports as much as you used to be. - TopJimmy on 6/25/14 at 9:44 pm|
[quote]I've said before that I'm quite certain there are dirt poor Bama fans out there who are utterly convinced they lead much better lives than doctors and executives who are Vandy alumni/grads because of athletic successes (which they had nothing to do with btw). Perhaps it's a way to get them th...
| Fark Board|| re: Texas Tech Baseball Fan - TopJimmy on 6/3/14 at 6:32 pm|
+1 for Caddyshack Boat guy. :bow:...
| Fark Board|| re: DWI dancing gif - TopJimmy on 5/30/14 at 12:12 pm|
Here is one I did a while back...
| Off-Topic Board|| re: How many days a week do you drink? - TopJimmy on 5/18/14 at 7:04 pm|
[quote]I wish more people could view it as such. There's nothing wrong with indulging in some vices. Moderation is such a forgotten art in today's society.
People today are different. Its all or nothing. I used to get my arse beat at school then knew I had another one coming when I got h...
| Off-Topic Board|| re: How many days a week do you drink? - TopJimmy on 5/18/14 at 6:43 pm|
[quote] I am definitely a binge eater[/quote]
Yeah you have me there I can mow down some chow! :cheers:
Everything in moderation. If you eat too much you get fat. If you drink too much you won't show up for work in the morning. Then what? Sign up for WIC and an Obamaphone? No thanks....
| Off-Topic Board|| re: How many days a week do you drink? - TopJimmy on 5/18/14 at 6:28 pm|
[quote]Technically I think you would be classified as a binge drinker. But that's bull shite I think. [/quote]
Meh. I don't really care for definitions, but I have my coffee in the morning, a couple of drinks at night.
I also get a craving a couple of times a year for Thanksgiving dinner. I'll roa...
| Off-Topic Board|| re: How many days a week do you drink? - TopJimmy on 5/18/14 at 6:16 pm|
[quote]1-3 per evening? So you drink every day?[/quote]
Sure I do. I don't binge every day though. I have 1-4 cups of coffee in the morning, a healthy lunch, and 1-5 drinks in the evening. I sleep like a baby. I can't recall the last time I've been drunk.
| Off-Topic Board|| re: How many days a week do you drink? - TopJimmy on 5/18/14 at 5:56 pm|
Too clarify. Not get drunk, but have a drink. At least one.
Damn, Don Draper. Nah, I have 1 or 3 per evening. Kind of like Darren, on Bewitched....
| Fark Board|| re: Aggie QB Kenny Hill passed out drunk - TopJimmy on 4/1/14 at 9:47 am|
| Fark Board|| re: Kermie & the FLOTUS... - TopJimmy on 3/14/14 at 12:51 pm|
| Fark Board|| re: Who wants to fark my 5th grade school yearbook picture? - TopJimmy on 2/28/14 at 2:52 pm|
| Fark Board|| re: Johnny Manziel's girlfriend - bon Apetit - TopJimmy on 2/21/14 at 8:20 pm|
Try brightness/contrast first. Try to get the light looking right. These photos have little or no shadows and were shot with lights or one hell of a flash!
It's tough to match sometimes. I had a version of this today with Reuben Foster sleeping on the couch behind ...
| Fark Board|| re: Can a brotha get a fark? - TopJimmy on 2/14/14 at 4:21 pm|
Best I could do. Kind of have to ad-lib the letters "CE".
| Off-Topic Board|| re: Cruise Line Casinos - TopJimmy on 2/4/14 at 8:12 pm|
Avoid the slots at all times. Maybe there is some truth to the "first day" theory, but there is no competition at sea, and no real incentive to toss wins.
If you can judge a shoe, then blackjack might be your bet. Don't count on many hands before a new shuffle or deck(s) come out.
If you have ...
| Fark Board|| re: DWI gif for Joe Willy - TopJimmy on 2/3/14 at 7:29 pm|
[quote]tigahbait62[/quote] Nobody can say that bastard hasn't lived a life worthy of a biography!
Who wears a coat like that? :pimp:
ETA: Maybe he should have suited up for Denver....
| Fark Board|| re: 2 Pair - GIF needed - TopJimmy on 2/3/14 at 11:03 am|
| Fark Board|| re: Can you make this transparent - TopJimmy on 2/3/14 at 10:25 am|
| Off-Topic Board|| re: The craziest Demonic possession story I've ever read - TopJimmy on 1/29/14 at 8:18 pm|
[quote]So ... are you a believer now?[/quote]
No offense BWB, but that stuff is BS.
| Off-Topic Board|| re: Popular sitcoms you think are/were overrated .... - TopJimmy on 1/29/14 at 7:59 pm|
Newhart was an awesome show (after the first couple of seasons when they shot the show with a VHS camcorder). Once they got rid of Kirk, the show was genius.
Seinfeld ties for number one. I'm talking best, not overrated.
Shows I hated as a kid, b...
| Fark Board|| re: Angry skater dude... - TopJimmy on 1/23/14 at 1:23 pm|
| Fark Board|| re: "Air FLOTUS" - TopJimmy on 1/22/14 at 8:23 pm|
Jesus wept. Have we ever had a First Lady come charging in like a trained Chimpanzee then snarl at the camera?
She was ashamed to be an American. At this point I am wondering where we went wrong....
| Fark Board|| re: Who wants to fark my elementary school homecoming king pic? - TopJimmy on 1/16/14 at 8:01 pm|
[quote]WeBleedCrimson[/quote] Everyone says LOL, I really did. Awesome. :cheers:...
| Fark Board|| re: Hello Bear - TopJimmy on 1/14/14 at 8:43 am|
| Fark Board|| re: Please help with this image - TopJimmy on 1/13/14 at 6:27 pm|
[quote]The Pain Train[/quote] Oh Hell. :rotflmao:
How did you match the photo quality? Posterize?...
| Fark Board|| re: Please help with this image - TopJimmy on 1/13/14 at 2:54 pm|
| SEC Rant|| re: Nick Saban likes to get his nails done. - TopJimmy on 12/30/13 at 9:10 pm|
[quote]Gnar Cat21[/quote] Credit where it's due Boss....
| SEC Rant|| re: Nick Saban likes to get his nails done. - TopJimmy on 12/30/13 at 9:02 pm|
[quote]Nonetheless, glad to see him interacting with kids like this. [/quote]
Don't be so humble. We've all seen Kristi's work with the church. [link=(http://deadspin.com/5868492/heres-the-bizarre-kristi-malzahn-interview-somebodys-trying-to-sweep-off-the-internet)]Auburn Family[/link] It's nice th...
| Fark Board|| re: Merry Farking Christmas (2013) - TopJimmy on 12/17/13 at 8:03 pm|
[quote]The Pain Train[/quote]
Merry Christmas TPT, and all the rest of you. I worked nearly an hour today on Muschamp as Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone, only to realize that A) My fark sucked and B) I think it's been done.
Merry Christmas all. You've certainly made my year enjoyable. :cheers:...