| Food and Drink Board|| re: Best grill for your money? - DontPokeTheBear on 2/19/14 at 8:04 am|
[quote]Copied and sent to hubs to convince him to try and get weber instead of something inferior.[/quote]
I haven't considered anything but a Weber. I have no clue what you're talking about. :dunno: ...
| O-T Lounge|| re: How would you react? - DontPokeTheBear on 1/26/14 at 11:21 am|
This is how i would react:
1) call the old g/f up, arrange a meet up at a hotel
2) send some well hung brotha or gnarly assed white trash druggie to the hotel...tell him the girl he is meeting is your wife and wants some strange
3) hide with video camera at the ready.
4) hope like hell the cur...
| O-T Lounge|| re: Those that have been through a divorce, help please - DontPokeTheBear on 12/27/13 at 7:38 am|
The best thing you can do for yourself is arm yourself to the teeth and be prepared to try to frick her out of everything you can.
Because, you won't. You will not get everything you want/need out of the deal.
DO NOT play nice guy - you can be amicable later. Now, I'm not saying you HAVE TO fuc...
| O-T Lounge|| re: If You Had To Have a Devils 3some with 2 other OTers - DontPokeTheBear on 10/25/13 at 8:51 pm|
[quote]Nice to meet you, mr. Squirrel [/quote]
Mr. Bear, thankyouverymuch
and it's a pleasure meeting you :cheers:...
| O-T Lounge|| re: If You Had To Have a Devils 3some with 2 other OTers - DontPokeTheBear on 10/25/13 at 8:40 pm|
'preciate that :cheers:
| O-T Lounge|| re: If You Had To Have a Devils 3some with 2 other OTers - DontPokeTheBear on 10/25/13 at 8:36 pm|
Wow, I expected Mikee, but i am surprised how many people want to bone my wife with another dude.
Congrats to me?...i guess?...
| O-T Lounge|| re: OT parents: Any experience with Autism? - DontPokeTheBear on 8/27/13 at 12:46 pm|
[quote]I have a son who is mildly autistic. We knew something wasn't right at an early age, and we intervened with aggressive therapy. We had speech therapy, OT therapy and group therapy. We took him to many specialists who said he wasn't on the spectrum and some said he was. Studies have shown if y...
| O-T Lounge|| re: Fattie Feminist pissed off for being turned into a meme - DontPokeTheBear on 8/22/13 at 8:39 pm|
"....starring in the movie, The Unfrickables"...
| Outdoor Board|| re: What are your duck blind food and drink essentials? - DontPokeTheBear on 8/20/13 at 9:06 pm|
As a matter of fact, yes. While he was at work....
| Outdoor Board|| re: What are your duck blind food and drink essentials? - DontPokeTheBear on 8/20/13 at 9:04 pm|
We keep a Coleman camp stove and bottles of propane in a large box in our blind. Breakfast could be any combination of eggs, bacon, sausage, pancakes, biscuits, or toast.
We also keep several bottles of water in that box as well as bringing cans of Dr. Pepper and a thermos of coffee. There may also...
| O-T Lounge|| re: Lnst: in remembrance of fallen posters - DontPokeTheBear on 8/12/13 at 10:03 pm|
Captain morgan and OJ.
What happened to Rag?...
| Food and Drink Board|| re: WFDT - DontPokeTheBear on 8/12/13 at 9:31 pm|
made homemade pot pie for the first time ever and it was pretty tasty...
| Food and Drink Board|| re: PuttaDaForkDown - DontPokeTheBear on 8/12/13 at 9:16 pm|
another pound bites the dust!! I am doing so good. Ate a few bites of ice cream yesterday. Tasted chemically and weird. Made a smoothie instead :nana:...
| O-T Lounge|| re: which one of you wore the unmatching pants and jacket? - DontPokeTheBear on 8/7/13 at 12:52 pm|
".....the horror.......the horror......"...
| O-T Lounge|| re: Any lurkers care to reveal themselves to the world - DontPokeTheBear on 2/13/13 at 1:08 pm|
i was paged to this thread by madamsquirrel...
| O-T Lounge|| re: concernedmom420 - DontPokeTheBear on 1/9/13 at 12:56 pm|
[quote]Birth of a Zombie???[/quote]
Damn......that shite is worse than I thought!...
| O-T Lounge|| re: concernedmom420 - DontPokeTheBear on 1/9/13 at 12:25 pm|
"This was my mother...."
"I was born three months after her death..."
| O-T Lounge|| re: Anyone here use a tempur-pedic pillow? - DontPokeTheBear on 1/4/13 at 12:28 pm|
[quote]My husband has one I affectionately call "the rock". [/quote]
hey, i like that "rock"
i honestly think i sleep better with it.
does not help with the snoring though, does it? :lol:...
| O-T Lounge|| re: Do you think that women's periods are... - DontPokeTheBear on 1/1/13 at 12:20 pm|
[quote]Eddie Murphy said in Raw "you should walk up to the counter all proud because it shows you have a woman" (paraphrasing of course).[/quote]
sorry, honey...it comes every 28 days. we go to some store that stocks these things AT LEAST twice a week.
| Tiger Rant|| re: LSU. How will you stop Sammy Watkins - DontPokeTheBear on 12/7/12 at 3:55 pm|
normally i just sit back and enjoy the Rant from afar, but i'll entertain the troll for a sec.
According to ESPN Clemson's passing offense was ranked 13, only one spot ahead of Texas A&M
Total offense is 10th ( Texas A&M is 3rd)
| O-T Lounge|| re: Most Unsettling Thing You Have Ever Seen - DontPokeTheBear on 11/27/12 at 12:03 pm|
apparently, Pandora.com is not without a cruel sense of humor...she decided that while i was reading this thread, it would be a perfect time to play "In The Air Tonight" by Phil Collins...
| O-T Lounge|| re: Winter is coming...what are your favorite things about it? - DontPokeTheBear on 11/7/12 at 2:58 pm|
The cool, crisp air. Sunrise in the duck blind. That first sip of coffee at sunrise when it's still quiet.
Get-togethers with family.
Oh yeah, NO frickING MOSQUITOES! ...
| O-T Lounge|| re: Any Gurkha cigar fans up in this bitch? - DontPokeTheBear on 10/9/12 at 5:56 pm|
I'm not an avid cigar smoker but I have tried the Gurkha Shaggy as a suggestion from the guy at Churchill's to go with my Makers Mark.
I must say I was quite pleased.
It had an "earthy" quality to it if that makes sense....
| O-T Lounge|| re: Alexander The Great and info on his twin brothers - UPDATE pg 54 and OP - DontPokeTheBear on 9/13/12 at 2:24 pm|
as someone who has lost 2 people very close to me in the past two years, i can say you are incredibly strong and brave.
i just don't have the words.
prayers to you and your family....
| O-T Lounge|| re: US National Guard - Any women in the Guard here? - DontPokeTheBear on 8/6/12 at 5:31 pm|
[quote]Most of them are the biggest whores I've ever met.[/quote]This is what I have heard from the guys in the Guard. ...
| O-T Lounge|| re: What's the furthest you've driven to get laid? - DontPokeTheBear on 8/6/12 at 5:28 pm|
Whatever distance it is from Watson to Fort Polk...
| O-T Lounge|| re: Sunday Lunch Thread* alter alert. first page - DontPokeTheBear on 8/5/12 at 11:40 am|
just ate breakfast an hour ago and having burgers and wings before the game tonight so probably no lunch
ETA: of course this is madam and my husband never logs out :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:...
| O-T Lounge|| re: Fat people making their kids fat! - DontPokeTheBear on 7/31/12 at 5:52 pm|
It works opposite also. I did not give my kids candy, cokes or chips. I fed them fruits, veggies and proteins (with only a small amount of carbs). Now they are adults that are not fat and still eat healthy. They never got into the habit of eating chicken nuggets and drinking cokes all day.
| O-T Lounge|| re: Do all sluts want to get banged in the middle of a club? - DontPokeTheBear on 7/31/12 at 5:35 pm|
[quote]stall in the mens or ladies room?
could possibly be arranged...but only if it's a one-seater and the door locks.[/quote]Ummm no. Unsanitary conditions are not a turn on.
| O-T Lounge|| re: Do you tip less for BAD service at a restaurant even if the server is young? - DontPokeTheBear on 7/2/12 at 2:53 pm|
[quote]yesterday's waitress had a bad attitude, was very slow to refill drinks (even bar drinks which increase your bill!), gave my friend a rude look and never brought a condiment that was requested), etc.[/quote]
technically, it was me that tipped the 12% (just checked the math again and that's...