| Tiger Rant|| re: The LSU ranter ; Classified for your Convenience - Lsupimp on 9/22/14 at 2:00 pm|
[quote]The inability to cry can be caused by severe clinical depression and is also a trait manifested in the pathologies of psychopaths. However, those suffering from Riley-Day Syndrome do not produce tears, not due to any psychological disorders but due to a physical malformation.[/quote]
| SEC Rant|| re: The biggest question to come out of LSU's destruction? - Lsupimp on 9/22/14 at 1:43 pm|
[quote]How is Auburn 2-7 against Les Miles?[/quote]
Because they cheated once and had Cam Newton the other time ?
| Tiger Rant|| re: There is no superb athlete - Lsupimp on 9/22/14 at 1:40 pm|
You must have missed Kwon....
| Tiger Rant|| re: The LSU ranter ; Classified for your Convenience - Lsupimp on 9/22/14 at 1:38 pm|
[quote]Are there any more categories? [/quote]
There is [b]"Just Make It Stop Semi-Weepy ranter"[/b] : This guy can often be found balled up in a corner rocking himself to sleep. It may periodically be necessary for him to be breast-fed back to life. His name is usually something like "Pat".
| Tiger Rant|| re: The LSU ranter ; Classified for your Convenience - Lsupimp on 9/22/14 at 1:01 pm|
I forgot[b] "The Vaguely-Football-Related Suggestions" ranter:[/b] This guy thinks we should throw the ball "more". But only when we aren't "blitzing more". If that fails "give the ball to Tommy Banks"....
| Tiger Rant|| re: OK, NegaRanters. Replace Miles with whom? - Lsupimp on 9/22/14 at 12:41 pm|
Harbaugh/Chuckie Lovechild. He's been growing in a lab at the LSU chemistry department since 2005. He's almost ready....
| Tiger Rant|| re: Is it too early for a "Hire Jack Del Rio" thread - Lsupimp on 9/22/14 at 12:16 pm|
Chuckie just bought a house on Highland Road.
| Tiger Rant|| re: The LSU ranter ; Classified for your Convenience - Lsupimp on 9/22/14 at 11:59 am|
Thanks for asking.
I have occasional characteristics of Sky is Falling and The Good Old Days ranter. How about you?...
| Tiger Rant|| The LSU ranter ; Classified for your Convenience - Lsupimp on 9/22/14 at 11:53 am|
[b]The "Casual Fan" ranter[/b]: He hears something somewhere and repeats it breathlessly. You act impressed and slowly back away.
[b]The "Momentary Lapse of Faith" ranter[/b]: This guy loses it, kicks dog, regrets it.
[b]The "Les is an Idiot" ranter:[/b] This guy is functionally illiterate ...
| Tiger Rant|| re: LSU Auburn 6 pm - Lsupimp on 9/22/14 at 10:53 am|
| Tiger Rant|| re: 2014 Offense isn't the offense Les wants them to be - Lsupimp on 9/22/14 at 10:49 am|
We have an OL that is struggling. We have two qbs that can hit the corner quick. We have 4 battering rams with speed at rb. We have great depth at receiver and at least two who can fly. Both qbs have demonstrated they can throw the deep ball on the run. I'm not sure what more we need, really. Time f...
| SEC Rant|| re: Dirtiest all time SEC player: Nominate and/or vote(ETA2) HOLT - Lsupimp on 9/22/14 at 10:38 am|
For you old timers-I would like to nominate the single dirtiest player I ever saw. Wilber Marshall, Linebacker University of Florida 1980-1983. He was a truly great player, but he had no respect amongst his peers because he would cheap shot to injure at every opportunity. Biggest POS ever.
| Tiger Rant|| re: Some Eyes Are Finally Starting To Open - Lsupimp on 9/22/14 at 10:30 am|
Dear God, you are a dumb ass. And like 98.4% of dumb asses worldwide, You do not know what you do not know. Diagnosis ranteris En Extermis . No cure possible or even needed at this time. Terminate patient. :yack:...
| Tiger Rant|| re: 2014 Offense isn't the offense Les wants them to be - Lsupimp on 9/22/14 at 10:24 am|
After I saw the Wisconsin game I realized we , through NECCESITY, needed to move to a spread of some kind, that utilizes zone-read principles. Our advantage is good receivers that give us a deep ball threat, great backs who can run tough in the middle and mobility at the qb position. Make them defe...
| SEC Rant|| re: I don't understand all the "Horror Stories" about Death Valley - Lsupimp on 9/22/14 at 9:20 am|
For a big game, LSU is THE premier venue for college football. End of story. Nobody else can get close. It's an extension of South Louisiana culture in general, which prides itself on a Mediterranean-like party atmosphere with friends and family. It's not a Scots/Irish Protestant-majority atmosphere...
| Tiger Rant|| re: I think its safe to say that the once great LSU gameday atmosphere is now dead - Lsupimp on 9/22/14 at 8:53 am|
Oy vey. This shite again. :dope: ...
| Tiger Rant|| re: Porter got whipped last night....again. - Lsupimp on 9/21/14 at 7:04 pm|
I focused on Porter for three series. He was getting dominated....
| Tiger Rant|| re: Coaching lost this game. Offense, Defense & Les. Please read. - Lsupimp on 9/21/14 at 6:52 pm|
Your argument is based on a foundation of logical fallacies.
Besides that, I share your frustration. Last night was hard to stomach.
| Tiger Rant|| re: 6-6 or 5-7 LSU? - Lsupimp on 9/21/14 at 3:15 pm|
And a bowl win. So 10-3 total.
We feel disappointed about the losses but optimistic about the program in late December 2014.
Seniors return in 2015 and we have a damn strong contender.
| SEC Rant|| re: When will tSECr acknowledge that Saban hiring Kiffin was brilliant? - Lsupimp on 9/21/14 at 3:04 pm|
Fire. Ready. Aim.