| Tiger Rant|| re: LSU's Bowl Opponent - Bayou_Bengal@Irving on 11/12/14 at 3:26 pm|
An evenly matched opponent so that would mean most of the teams in the Slow 10 or Anemic Creampuffs' Conference....
| Tiger Rant|| re: What ideas do you have for Gameday Signs - Bayou_Bengal@Irving on 10/21/14 at 1:39 am|
If AstroTiger's idea is too difficult to make into a sign, then just make a sign reading "Katy Perry sucks corndogs!"...
| Tiger Rant|| re: Official Kentucky v. LSU Prediction Thread - Bayou_Bengal@Irving on 10/17/14 at 5:40 pm|
Football as a priority 34
Basketball as a priority: 27...
| Tiger Rant|| re: Is The Advocate serious with this article? - Bayou_Bengal@Irving on 10/3/14 at 1:18 pm|
[quote]Why in the hell is the 3rd team listed in so many La. area codes Alabama?[/quote]
Those are fans of Oo-Lah-Lah who are still in the closet....
| Tiger Rant|| re: December 1, 2001 LSU vs Auburn - Bayou_Bengal@Irving on 10/2/14 at 6:12 pm|
Tubbs' indignant reaction to the onside kick was priceless!...
| Tiger Rant|| re: LSU vs Alabama 2014 Yellow Game? - Bayou_Bengal@Irving on 10/2/14 at 2:50 pm|
Oregon wears yellow....
| Tiger Rant|| re: How do visitors to Auburn remove the stench of cow dung from themselves? - Bayou_Bengal@Irving on 9/29/14 at 4:36 pm|
Unless you're using some industrial-strength cleanser & a pressure washer, mere water & soap won't suffice. The stench is like a combination of the b.o. of an obese & ablutophobic chick & spray from a skunk w/ Montezuma's revenge. ...
| Tiger Rant|| How do visitors to Auburn remove the stench of cow dung from themselves? - Bayou_Bengal@Irving on 9/29/14 at 4:30 pm|
Any LSU fans headed to Allbarn for the 1st time will need some advice on how to remove the stench of bovine feces which permeates that village. I know the odor clings persistently b/c it's combined w/ a thick & sticky layer of envy toward their big brother on the western side of their state. Can any...
| Tiger Rant|| re: The "idiot" LSU fan of the week, one reason for the mess around Tiger Stadium - Bayou_Bengal@Irving on 9/24/14 at 8:30 pm|
[quote]They fined me $4450 for cutting down six trees and another $50 for my trash cans being in view.
Where was this? My HOA sent to me some condescending letters after the handful over a few times over 4 yrs I've forgotten my trash cans outside overnight. I've never been fined t...
| More Sports Board|| re: Ten Dumbest Fan Bases in America - Bayou_Bengal@Irving on 9/20/14 at 12:59 pm|
The Children of the Corn should also be on this list. Anyone who has been in Lin-colon can attest to this....
| Tiger Rant|| re: Deke gameday banners are over - Bayou_Bengal@Irving on 9/11/14 at 5:13 pm|
I was a student @ LSU before political correctness had arrived there. I remember 2 signs on the DKE house during the '90 season. Before the TX A&M game, there was a banner w/ their logo w/ a "e" on both sides of it, spelling "eATMe Aggies". Before the Ole Miss game, they had a pic of Mike the Tiger ...
| Tiger Rant|| re: California AP writer has LSU no. 1 on his ballot - Bayou_Bengal@Irving on 9/2/14 at 11:39 am|
I'm shocked that a writer from a Left Coast newspaper ranked LSU as #1. There is so much hateful envy among the media toward the SEC out here. I remember another writer for that paper appearing on 1 of those ESPN shows w/ multiple media members back in late Dec '03. That joker was adamant that U$C s...
| Tiger Rant|| re: Name better LSU football comeback EVER! - Bayou_Bengal@Irving on 9/2/14 at 11:21 am|
LSU didn't trail by 17 pts if my memory serves me correctly. However, given the circumstances of playing a major conf. opponent on the road to start the season instead of having that team @ Tiger Stadium after a punching bag the week before that w/ fall camp completely disrupted, I'd rate the win W ...
| Tiger Rant|| re: Tanner McEvoy wears socks with crocs - Bayou_Bengal@Irving on 8/24/14 at 5:26 pm|
Tanner McEvoy says "they" when referring to a singular subject instead of "he" or "she"....
| Tiger Rant|| re: Official Wisconsin v LSU Prediction Thread - Bayou_Bengal@Irving on 8/24/14 at 5:11 pm|
Speedy SEC team: 23
Cheesy Slow 10 team: 13...
| Tiger Rant|| re: Who else is ready for this? - Bayou_Bengal@Irving on 8/19/14 at 9:41 am|
[quote]Get everyone, especially the players, pumped. They go head hunting down the field and the crowd is loud for[/quote]
Give them some coffee or an energy drink instead & spare us from hearing that noise. ...
| Tiger Rant|| re: Just saw this little snippet on Fox Sports... - Bayou_Bengal@Irving on 8/9/14 at 1:04 pm|
[quote]LSU has been good for so long that most people don't even remember the disastrous 1980s[/quote]
The decade in which the Tigers won an outright SEC title ('86), shared another ('88) & had the best record in the SEC of teams not on probation ('84)? Also, LSU did win 63% of its games w/ only...
| Tiger Rant|| re: Tigers vs Sam Houston - Bayou_Bengal@Irving on 7/22/14 at 9:33 pm|
Be prepared for hot temps during the day (35 degrees Celcius during the afternoon & 27 around kickoff). The humidity will make it feel more oppressive. Drink plenty of water & moderate your level of alcohol consumption. ...
| Tiger Rant|| re: Why do people think it is impossible to have a good offense with a freshmen QB? - Bayou_Bengal@Irving on 7/16/14 at 3:47 pm|
[quote]It'a not like it's never been done before. [/quote]
As a true freshman QB, Tommy Hodson led LSU to the SEC title in 1986. Is it possible in this era? Maybe but I wouldn't wager any $ on it. ...
| Tiger Rant|| re: Another school you root/rooted for during your life time other than LSU? - Bayou_Bengal@Irving on 7/13/14 at 9:11 pm|
Michigan St. b/c I finished grad school there....