| SEC Rant|| re: The biggest complaint about your program? - BradPitt on 12/17/13 at 7:52 pm|
Our dick sizes......
| SEC Rant|| re: Two SEC Fans Inducted Into The ESPN Fan Hall of Fame - BradPitt on 12/16/13 at 6:32 pm|
No Harvey Updyke? frick this list with 12 long dong silver dicks....
| SEC Rant|| re: Did Gus do THAT great of a job? - BradPitt on 12/15/13 at 7:01 pm|
[quote]2012 Total Offense Rank = 118
2013 Total Offense Rank = 11
Tell me another coach that could have done that at AU this year.
Mike Shula and/or Dave Rader...
| SEC Rant|| re: Auburn and Alabama are carrying the SEC. - BradPitt on 12/8/13 at 5:12 pm|
[quote]when something highly unlikely happens...usually luck.
2007 says hello. And if you're against rematches, Tennessee is the true conference champions of 2001. lulz...
| SEC Rant|| re: Congrats gators on Urban Meyer's loss .... - BradPitt on 12/8/13 at 5:10 pm|
I'd bet the house OSU would slaughter UGA this year....
| SEC Rant|| re: Auburn and Alabama are carrying the SEC. - BradPitt on 12/8/13 at 5:09 pm|
[quote]What else is there in Alabama other than college football?
About as much as there is in Georgia. We all know Atlanta is its own state....
| SEC Rant|| re: Yo Alabama fans, tell me about Pasadena - BradPitt on 12/8/13 at 4:05 pm|
The sister and I changed the tires on the house and took the road trip out west. I was awestruck over LA's majestic beauty. It's official, the trailer parks and ghettos in Cali >>>>>>>>>>> trailer parks and ghettos in Alabama....
| SEC Rant|| re: Alabama and Auburn Fans - BradPitt on 12/8/13 at 3:54 pm|
It's also really amazing that the state of Alabama is ranked #49 in everything else....
| SEC Rant|| re: Maltzan >>>>>Saban. Hear me out. - BradPitt on 12/8/13 at 3:51 pm|
Gene Chizik is/was also a better coach than Saban.
Saban: 7-5 year 1; 11-2 year 2.
Chizik: 8-5 year 1; 14-0 year 2.
| SEC Rant|| re: Tim Watts is a pretty classless individual. - BradPitt on 12/6/13 at 10:08 pm|
[quote]Pollack is a moron
Watts is a genius
Foster should have another death threat sent his way
sticks and stones
geesh what a bunch of sandy vag's[/quote]
| SEC Rant|| re: Atlanta is hopping - how is Tuscaloosa tonight? - BradPitt on 12/6/13 at 10:05 pm|
[quote]Unlike 90% of bammer trailer park sidewalk alumni fans that have to mortgage the mobile home to even afford a ticket, [b]I brought my family and the kids were sleepy [/b]- they are watching a movie and I am being a bad winner (and will be one until bammer beats us again and that may be a long...
| SEC Rant|| re: After careful consideration - BradPitt on 12/6/13 at 10:00 pm|
[quote]We got a live one!
| SEC Rant|| re: Bama fans only...How many are rooting for the Tigers? - BradPitt on 12/6/13 at 9:54 pm|
| SEC Rant|| re: Atlanta is hopping - how is Tuscaloosa tonight? - BradPitt on 12/6/13 at 9:53 pm|
Way more fun than anything Auburn, Alabama has to offer. :nana:...
| SEC Rant|| re: Auburn football isn't the only thing they're doing big this weekend.. - BradPitt on 12/6/13 at 5:52 pm|
I bet Tiger N Miami will steer clear of this thread. :lol:...
| SEC Rant|| re: Just a year ago Alabama was having an early Christmas - BradPitt on 12/5/13 at 5:24 pm|
C'mon, guys... Alabama beat themselves... If not for the kicker... Cam Newton returned illegally wearing a Marshall jersey... Saban had to take a shite and wanted to hurry up and end the game......
| SEC Rant|| re: Auburn Fan Charged With Stalking After Iron Bowl - BradPitt on 12/5/13 at 5:19 pm|
[quote]There's a much better way to handle this. Just send her an oak tree costume and give Harvey Updyke her address.
| SEC Rant|| re: Alabama folk, who's trashier in your state? bama fans or Auburn fans? - BradPitt on 12/5/13 at 4:59 pm|
[quote]Easily Bama. Most Auburn fans are graduates or have family that graduated. Bammers usually don't have much to do with the University. [/quote]
I live in Columbus, GA and I know two Auburn fans that have never even visited Auburn, despite living 30 minutes away.
In fact, 90% of the Aubur...
| SEC Rant|| re: Idiots on FOX Football Report calling for Mulligan Bowl 2 - BradPitt on 12/4/13 at 9:35 pm|
But LSU fans were calling for a rematch in the SECCG against UGA back in September.... :lol:...
| SEC Rant|| re: Does anyone know if this is real or just someone trying to scam - BradPitt on 12/3/13 at 6:58 pm|
[quote]It's BS, AU fans don't work in retail/food service.
Quick, someone post the pic of the McDonald's worker who was at the Auburn NC trophy presentation....
| SEC Rant|| re: Iron Bowl Record Next 10 years - BradPitt on 12/3/13 at 6:54 pm|
I could see this happening....
| SEC Rant|| re: LSU & Bama: Geaux Figure ... - BradPitt on 12/3/13 at 6:48 pm|
[quote]Its funny that the gumps still think beating a defense that lost a record # of JRs to the NFL is a great accomplishment or something to brag about. LSU's D wasn't supposed to be good this year. We were lucky as hell to win 9 games. [/quote]
Why didn't I think of this one when LSU beat Alab...
| SEC Rant|| re: LSU & Bama: Geaux Figure ... - BradPitt on 12/3/13 at 6:44 pm|
Auburn was soundly beaten by LSU due to the rain....
| SEC Rant|| re: Best sign of the day so far - BradPitt on 11/30/13 at 1:45 pm|
Has to be the creation of an LSU fan. There's no way Auburn fans are that clever. :lol:...
| SEC Rant|| re: What is the deal with AU taking Bama fan's - BradPitt on 11/30/13 at 1:41 pm|
[quote]This is true. But can you imagine some of the signs that the bammer trash must have shown up with? God that fanbase makes me want to puke.[/quote]
You must be one of those holier than thou art types that simply overlooked all of the tasteless AU signs courtesy of Wire Road's finest. :lol:...
| SEC Rant|| re: I hope Bama wins big today - BradPitt on 11/30/13 at 1:31 pm|
Don't get your hopes up. ...
| SEC Rant|| re: What is the deal with AU taking Bama fan's - BradPitt on 11/30/13 at 1:27 pm|
| SEC Rant|| re: Favorite song that an SEC band (excluding your own) plays - BradPitt on 11/29/13 at 10:13 pm|
Any song that every high school band across America plays is fricking gay... such as Star Wars, Crazy Train, Iron Man, Phantom of the Opera, etc.
Chinese Bandits = the shit!...
| SEC Rant|| re: Bama swag driving around Auburn - BradPitt on 11/29/13 at 9:03 pm|
[quote]We DO have proof of Alabama fans poisoning trees, making fun of a tragic shooting at a college party, and teabagging a passed out LSU fan as a means of celebration. [/quote]
And there is proof of Auburn fans sending death threats to Harvey Updyke/Scott Moore/Brent Calloway; spitting on Pau...
| SEC Rant|| re: Bama swag driving around Auburn - BradPitt on 11/29/13 at 8:31 pm|
[quote]Just another example of the vast gulf between an Aubie and a gump IMO.
I also bet you were one of many who repeatedly assured us that "Auburn fans would never step foot in Wall-mart" :lol: