| O-T Lounge|| re: Massage parlor question. - Merck on 11/23/13 at 3:11 am|
[quote]fuark . . . bish . . . [/quote]
Everytime someone does that on this site I wonder if they're always too much of a pussy to just say frick or bitch....
| O-T Lounge|| re: Some chicks sex bucket list. 50 must do's - Merck on 11/20/13 at 11:06 pm|
I asked that of a buddy of mine who's a sex therapist in NO. He says it's basically just pee.
Your buddy is wrong. Some girls may piss their pants from cumming real hard, but anyone who's ever made a girl really squirt can tell you that it's nothing like pee at all....
| Off-Topic Board|| re: So my friend shot and killed a man last night. UPDATE: He's charged with murder - Merck on 11/20/13 at 12:45 am|
[quote]I think the DA will lessen the charges[/quote]
That's the fricked up part. There shouldn't be anything to lessen. Now the dude might end up with a serious criminal record, not to mention at least a few years in prison, just from the threat of risking it in a court room....
| O-T Lounge|| re: Obscure things from your childhood - Merck on 11/19/13 at 11:55 am|
I had one of those. I loved that thing lol....
| SEC Rant|| re: Trap Game for Bama - Merck on 11/14/13 at 3:01 am|
You're absolutely right. I sure hope the team doesn't get caught looking ahead to Chattanooga!...
| O-T Lounge|| re: When the husband is in charge of the wedding invitation… - Merck on 11/14/13 at 2:54 am|
Do you even Seinfeld?...
| SEC Rant|| re: Bama game= WWE Wrestling event. - Merck on 11/12/13 at 3:25 am|
[quote]The only thing I wish they would get rid of is Hells Bells.[/quote]
They played it for 3rd downs to remind people to get up and yell, now they play Coach Cochrane screaming "get out of your seat" and "yeah yeah yeah yeah."...
| SEC Rant|| re: Ed O'Bannon suit moves forward - Merck on 11/8/13 at 11:08 pm|
No, you waive those rights when you sign your contract (scholarship).
You can work for a company like, say Ford, design a new product worthy of a patent. Ford will own the patent and receive and monetary value that results from it.
Same with research universities claiming and own th...
| O-T Lounge|| re: Home Depot apologizes for racist tweet - Merck on 11/8/13 at 7:16 pm|
[quote]the gorilla has "white" hands ..... [/quote]
Must have been photoshopped to promote racial diversity....
| Off-Topic Board|| re: Archibald's at 2:00 tomorrow afternoon? - Merck on 11/8/13 at 4:47 pm|
There IS an Archibald's on Greensboro across from Academy Sports. I've never been inside but it's not much to look at from the outside, at least it's bigger than the original in Northport tho....
| SEC Rant|| re: A dramatic reenactment of tonight's game - Merck on 11/8/13 at 2:38 am|
[quote]I'm Gayrry... this is my brother darryl, and this is my other brother darryl.[/quote]
It was Larry, Darryl and Darryl....
| O-T Lounge|| re: Kids React to Gay Marriage - Merck on 11/4/13 at 7:36 pm|
[quote]Because the right believes in something that is kryptonite to libs. Personal responsibility.[/quote]
Which is more responsible; realizing you made a mistake and can't afford a baby or choosing to have one anyway knowing you will be a drain on society?...
| SEC Rant|| re: It's officially here, Tiger and Tide fans!! Bama/LSU Hate week!!! - Merck on 11/3/13 at 4:03 pm|
[quote]And hoping for a fake injury free game. [/quote]
| O-T Lounge|| re: Mixed Race Marriages in Commercials - Merck on 10/31/13 at 8:38 am|
[quote]Gays always hang out with women[/quote]
So what's gayer then? Hanging out with a woman or hanging out with other men?
I prefer women....
| O-T Lounge|| re: Mixed Race Marriages in Commercials - Merck on 10/31/13 at 8:31 am|
[quote]FWIW I always thought those two dudes in the sonic commercial were supposed to be gay.[/quote]
Nah, they've got a couple spots with them sitting in the car with their wives/girlfriends....
| O-T Lounge|| re: Mixed Race Marriages in Commercials - Merck on 10/31/13 at 8:28 am|
[quote]Shut the frick up Paige.[/quote]
And somebody once said to me "Who gives Paige a bunch of shite on here?"...
| SEC Rant|| re: SIAP: Current Heisman Favorites according to ESPN - Merck on 10/30/13 at 1:24 pm|
[quote]That One Guy[/quote]
Is that really the kind of stuff Texas people have to tell themselves in order to get over Colt being a pussy?...
| Off-Topic Board|| re: Touching pregnant women's stomachs now illegal in Pennsylvania - Merck on 10/27/13 at 9:36 pm|
[quote]Rubbing a stranger's belly was never acceptable in any culture in any time.[/quote]
In some cultures every woman in the village took turns nursing reach others children. Belly rubbing seems a little mild compared to letting your baby suckle another woman's teat....
| Off-Topic Board|| re: anyone seen the remake of Stephen Kings Carrie - Merck on 10/23/13 at 3:00 am|
[quote]The Thing and Evil Dead were fun watches, too.[/quote]
The Thing wasn't a remake either....
| O-T Lounge|| re: 15 yrs of marriage - Merck on 10/16/13 at 12:23 am|
Today is my 15th wedding anniversary and just last Friday I paid a lawyer 500 bucks to handle our uncontested divorce....
| O-T Lounge|| re: Here's your fu**ed up news story of the day - Merck on 9/30/13 at 2:38 am|
[quote]You just ruined the end of breaking bad a-hole[/quote]
| SEC Rant|| re: Tony Barnhart on Saban to Texas (and other stuff) - Merck on 9/25/13 at 9:01 am|
[quote]He's received a raise everywhere he has gone[/quote]
Everyone remembers that Bama made him the highest paid coach in America at 4 million a year, but they tend to forget the million dollar pay CUT he took to leave the Dolphins....
| O-T Lounge|| re: What is the meanest thing you've ever said to your wife? - Merck on 9/11/13 at 7:03 am|
"Just lay there and shut the frick up."
(after the third time of whispering "Tell me what you want, I'll do anything, just tell me" in bed, then answering "anything but that" to blow job, doggy style, and getting on top)...
| Off-Topic Board|| re: Most frightening criminal you have heard of? - Merck on 9/5/13 at 2:49 am|
[quote]That's crazy too, considering that the U.S. is not all that big.[/quote]
I don't understand this statement. Have you ever been to Europe? The entire country of Germany is only about the size of Alabama and Mississippi together. You could drive all day in Europe and cross 4 countries. You c...
| SEC Rant|| re: Kenny Bell to be back tomorrow per BossCuddles - Merck on 9/3/13 at 7:07 pm|
[quote]Mark Richt has lost control of Saban's processing[/quote]
I want to say this joke is played out, but I laughed so I guess not lol....
| O-T Lounge|| re: Mother in law moved in today.... - Merck on 9/3/13 at 2:53 am|
So you're telling us your wife gave up searching for whores online to have a threesome with and moved your mother-in-law in instead?
Eta: That wasn't your wife. Your wife is the one who was spooning and announced she wanted to piiyb. Following statement still stands.
God damn your wife is kink...
| O-T Lounge|| re: Why should your EX-wife be able to keep YOUR last name? - Merck on 8/30/13 at 4:24 pm|
[quote]one reason my wife has not taken my last name is that in combination her first name and my last name is not good for marketing. Sounds bad.[/quote]
| O-T Lounge|| re: can anyone help me find a company in new orleans where i can rent a trash chute? - Merck on 8/15/13 at 10:25 pm|
This being the OT, my first thought was:
| O-T Lounge|| re: Lurkers who come out of the woodwork at the hint of random nudes... - Merck on 8/14/13 at 2:41 am|
[quote]If I had any idea who you were I'd hook you up.[/quote]
Isn't that the allure of internet forum posting; the anonymity? Especially when you're prone to writing long, brooding, existential posts in the middle of the night?...
| O-T Lounge|| re: Lurkers who come out of the woodwork at the hint of random nudes... - Merck on 8/13/13 at 10:10 pm|
Dammit fr33, I thought you were giving away noods!...