| O-T Lounge|| re: Does your SO own/use sex toys on the regular? - Merck on 7/21/14 at 1:41 am|
I'm glad this was the first post. Guess what shitstain OP? Your sex life (and most likely imaginary one with your blow up real doll you named Sheila) in not anyone's business. This is the OT, not Dear Penthouse. [/quote]
Said the guy who's screen name stands for "which order would you ...
| Off-Topic Board|| re: What is something you have seen but still don't believe - Merck on 7/21/14 at 1:05 am|
I've seen a ufo almost exactly the way a few others have mentioned.
When I was around 12 or 13 a bunch of kids in the neighborhood were playing hide and seek with flashlights on a Saturday night. After a while we were all sitting around taking a break and I got to looking at the stars. I was just...
| O-T Lounge|| re: censorship and license plates - Merck on 7/20/14 at 4:02 pm|
[quote]Are you insinuating that he should try RAPEGOD?[/quote]
That's not restricting free speech, that's freedom of religion....
| O-T Lounge|| re: Do you drive a truck even if you have a white-collar profession? - Merck on 7/20/14 at 12:45 pm|
My dad told me an interesting stat a few years ago. According to something he read, the most common, privately owned, vehicle among American millionaires is a Ford F150 pick up....
| O-T Lounge|| re: how do you want to die... - Merck on 7/10/14 at 1:37 am|
You broke Scruffy's 3rd person narrative. :casty:...
| O-T Lounge|| re: How many in your family or in laws are truly mentally disturbed? - Merck on 7/8/14 at 5:09 am|
Yeah I told her she was a liar about the not caring thing. As for handling it well, I realized after just a little bit that I'm better off without her and I wish I had done it years ago. I also met a great woman six months after we split and that helped a lot. The fact that she's six years younger t...
| O-T Lounge|| re: How many in your family or in laws are truly mentally disturbed? - Merck on 7/7/14 at 5:34 am|
It's alright, I knew it was coming. I almost did an nb4 joke about it but figured I'd let you guys have your fun instead.
Yeah, she acts like it's no big deal. I even pulled a hypothetical on her and asked if she'd be ok with me hooking up with one of her cousins or sisters. Her answer was "First...
| O-T Lounge|| re: How many in your family or in laws are truly mentally disturbed? - Merck on 7/7/14 at 4:28 am|
[quote]She is married with kids. I'd say around late thirties. WILD mood swings is only the beginning. She is also constantly pissed at someone.[/quote]
Sounds like my ex wife. And I'll add one more tidbit: she divorced me to marry my step sisters son, whom she met at my step dad's deathbed. So n...
| Off-Topic Board|| re: Story This gif - Merck on 7/1/14 at 10:42 pm|
Grand Theft Auto Kiev?...
| O-T Lounge|| re: WYBI? Classic vintage 1999 Ferrari - Merck on 6/22/14 at 3:01 pm|
3 pages and I'm the first one to say it looks like a Fiero?...
| Tech Board|| re: Ditch the training wheels with the auto-balancing Jyrobike - Merck on 6/8/14 at 8:22 pm|
My son never used training wheels. He saw the older kids without them and wanted to be just like them. When he was 6 I held his seat for like 5 seconds the first time he took off and he never needed help again. On his 8th birthday I gave him a pogo stick and 2 hours later he was bouncing on it with ...
| Off-Topic Board|| re: What's a good, modern B movie that you enjoy and would recommend? - Merck on 5/6/14 at 11:45 pm|
[quote]Tucker and Dale vs Evil[/quote]
Awesome B movie!...
| O-T Lounge|| re: School principal fired for having sex with as. principal,security guard & parent - Merck on 5/5/14 at 2:13 am|
[quote] Is that a waterbed that freaks got in her room .....[/quote]
Well that's definitely a baby's playpen next to it.
My favorite quote from the article:[quote]'You gave him [expletive] while my child was in the building,' he yells in the recording[/quote]
| O-T Lounge|| re: Buy Galaxy S5 now or wait for the S5 Prime in June? - Merck on 4/28/14 at 1:37 pm|
I was just gonna say, the end if the video he takes the same phone and runs it an hour in a washing machine.
I didn't see any reason to upgrade from my S4, til now. I want one....
| O-T Lounge|| re: Loch Ness monster spotted by satellite? - Merck on 4/18/14 at 10:02 pm|
[quote]Just give him tree fiddy and he'll go away[/quote]
You can't be giving him no tree fiddy! That's why he always coming around!...
| O-T Lounge|| re: Weekly android thread..great apps you've discovered - Merck on 3/21/14 at 7:39 pm|
I'd like that Pandora "alternative" please.
| Off-Topic Board|| re: Cancer - Merck on 3/15/14 at 3:54 pm|
Don't count on having that 30 days. My mom was diagnosed with cancer 5 years ago and they told her 6 months to a year. She made plans for things she wanted to do and tell me before she went but she was gone exactly 1 month later. She didn't do any of the things she wanted because she was always too ...
| O-T Lounge|| re: Bitcoin's value dropped after flaw found in currency software - Merck on 2/11/14 at 8:25 pm|
[quote]If that isn't inherently different to you then I don't know what to tell you anymore.[/quote]
No, I understand the difference, but you guys are deliberately missing my point.
The concept of owning a portion of a physical company is not much different from the concept of owning a BTC an...
| O-T Lounge|| re: Bitcoin's value dropped after flaw found in currency software - Merck on 2/11/14 at 11:26 am|
It hasn't exactly stopped anyone from trading stocks.
I was just pointing out the hypocrisy of acting like BTC is so monumentally stupid while ignoring the fact that its really not too dissimilar from common stocks....
| O-T Lounge|| re: Bitcoin's value dropped after flaw found in currency software - Merck on 2/11/14 at 3:48 am|
[quote]If the transfer of btc ownership within an exchange is only recorded by the exchange's recordkeeping software and not on the btc blockchain protocol, every btc owner on that exchange is subject to fraud by the exchange.
Granted I'm not an investment banker so I have a simplistic v...
| O-T Lounge|| re: How many spaces do you leave after a period before beginning the next sentence? - Merck on 2/9/14 at 8:54 am|
The correct answer is that either one is acceptable now.
But the right answer is two....
| Off-Topic Board|| re: 90% of spider is sex, is gay sex. - Merck on 2/7/14 at 2:34 am|
| O-T Lounge|| re: Dishonest Ebay sellers, lying about product descriptions. - Merck on 2/4/14 at 10:29 am|
If you give them negative feedback, they will give you negative feedback.[/quote]
You haven't been on eBay in a while. Sellers can't leave negative feedback anymore because of that. As long as the buyer pays for the item the seller can only leave positive or neutral feedback. As I unders...
| O-T Lounge|| re: If you found out that your smoking hot sister was adopted... - Merck on 1/30/14 at 10:45 pm|
| O-T Lounge|| re: Debate at work today: Is squirt actually pee? - Merck on 1/27/14 at 11:27 pm|
The only guys who say it's just pee are the ones who have never really made a girl squirt....
| O-T Lounge|| re: I just do not get it... - Merck on 1/26/14 at 1:05 pm|
The truth hurts. Don't get pissed at me cause you didn't look far enough ahead when you picked your funny rhyme for a screen name....
| O-T Lounge|| re: I just do not get it... - Merck on 1/26/14 at 12:55 pm|
[quote]why does everyone think I'm gonna frick every guy off this site???!!!!!!![/quote]
I know I'm mostly just a lurker, but I couldn't ignore this. You DID name yourself "beef-her-in-the-queefer." Coming from a guy that would just be immature, humorous advice, but from a girl it looks like a rau...
| Off-Topic Board|| re: Man lodged in windshield surprises driver, who didn't realize he was there - Merck on 1/23/14 at 2:44 am|
The same thing happened a few years ago in Texas except the driver was a woman and she hit a homeless man then left him to die, screaming for help, with his head lodged in her windshield and the car locked up in the garage over the next couple of days.
| SEC Rant|| re: Tom speaks to CBS. - Merck on 1/17/14 at 12:47 am|
[quote]It's your turn now.[/quote]
Cause this is the first time anyone has ever made up shite to get Bama in trouble, right?...
| O-T Lounge|| re: Little league coach suing his 14 y/o player for $600K after errant helmet toss - Merck on 1/16/14 at 1:39 am|
[quote]Why not just make it a cool million?[/quote]
Cause that's totally unreasonable :rolleyes:...