| O-T Lounge|| re: Do you consider using an extension cord to whip a kid Child Abuse? - Merck on 3/5/15 at 7:40 am|
It always seemed to me good trolling is convincing people you're serious when you're saying something so ridiculous that everyone should know you're full of shite.
Considering there are plenty of people who actually believe that any spanking at all is child abuse, what's so ridiculous about you c...
| O-T Lounge|| re: door handles on the inside of public restrooms - Merck on 3/4/15 at 10:35 pm|
But being afraid of stupid shite does....
| O-T Lounge|| re: door handles on the inside of public restrooms - Merck on 3/4/15 at 10:25 pm|
This whole board constantly talks about the pussification of America and then everybody is scared shitless to touch a fricking door handle....
| Off-Topic Board|| re: Should we expand womens role in the Military? - Merck on 3/3/15 at 10:37 pm|
I have a friend who was in EOD in the national guard. She's got pics from Iraq of her lighting frickers up with a Humvee mounted machine gun and one awesome shot when an IOD she was disarming exploded on her. It looks straight out of a movie or something, the visual is amazing but it totally fricked h...
| Off-Topic Board|| re: Trying to get my Ex back. Need Advice. - Merck on 3/3/15 at 10:24 pm|
The only advice there is for you is don't try to get her back. Like a few others said; improve your life for you. Leave her alone and resist the temptation to even check up on her in any way.
If you can do that then 1 of 2 things will happen, either she'll come back to you on her own or you'll r...
| O-T Lounge|| re: OT seems like its on edge today - Merck on 2/28/15 at 6:45 pm|
[quote]PO on Saturday evenings[/quote]
bullshite, you know those government types don't work on the weekends....
| O-T Lounge|| re: OT seems like its on edge today - Merck on 2/28/15 at 6:42 pm|
[quote]He gets her two Saturdays a month then has to take her home [/quote]
Only on Saturdays? That's a pretty short visitation. Is there a reason for that?...
| O-T Lounge|| re: Is it time to put and end to wearing jeans? - Merck on 2/23/15 at 2:33 am|
[quote]What's the casual alternative? Nobody wears black dress pants to the mall, to the movies, or anywhere outside of work.[/quote]
| O-T Lounge|| re: For 1 billion dollars. - Merck on 2/20/15 at 4:47 am|
[quote]anyone that says no is full of shit[/quote]
Does it still count as being full if its pushed in really deep?...
| O-T Lounge|| re: This is why you don't change lanes at the last possible second - Merck on 2/19/15 at 12:38 am|
Probably the taillight lens....
| O-T Lounge|| re: Woman Gets Two Years In Prison For Squeezing Ex's Balls Until They Burst - Merck on 2/13/15 at 10:16 pm|
[quote]Breaking up is hard to do. Especially if you’re trying to break up with Christina [b]Lorena[/b] Reber.[/quote]
As in Lorena Bobbitt?
[quote]The victim was treated at Muncie’s [b]Ball[/b] Memorial Hospital[/quote]
| O-T Lounge|| re: Singularity and what it means with regards to life elsewhere in the Universe - Merck on 2/5/15 at 2:50 am|
[quote]Most of the crew, including the command bridge, are in the upper structure of the ship that is not protected by this disc.[/quote]
The deflector shield extends out beyond the front ...
| O-T Lounge|| re: What would you do if you found out your baby wasn't yours? - Merck on 2/5/15 at 12:18 am|
In Alabama if he signed the birth certificate then the state considers him the father and there's nothing he can do about it. They don't give a frick what the dna test says....
| O-T Lounge|| re: Had Ned and Jaime Actually Fought in the Book, who ya got? - Merck on 1/29/15 at 7:10 pm|
[quote]And wrong board NERD[/quote]
Is there a book reading board?...
| Off-Topic Board|| re: Have you ever considered that the Bible is propaganda, and satan is the good guy - Merck on 1/20/15 at 1:08 am|
[quote]Might be a fast way to get some attention.[/quote]
Can anyone attest to whether "The Satanic Verses" was actually a good book, or if it only became a bestseller because of the condemnation Rushdie received for writing it?...
| Off-Topic Board|| re: Have you ever considered that the Bible is propaganda, and satan is the good guy - Merck on 1/20/15 at 12:33 am|
I've had the idea of writing a story about this from the perspective that Jesus was sent by Lucifer to correct the lies ofJehovah and that's why there's such a huge difference between the fire and damnation in the old testament and the peace and love in the new testament....
| Off-Topic Board|| re: Have you ever considered that the Bible is propaganda, and satan is the good guy - Merck on 1/20/15 at 12:05 am|
You should try reading "Job: A Comedy of Justice" by Robert Heinlein. It uses that exact premise. Basically God gets bored and wants to repeat the trials of Job with a modern man and Satan says "No, that's okay, I'm not gonna let you use me to torture some poor schmuck again." Then God says "frick yo...
| O-T Lounge|| re: Ruh-Roh. There may be a Prince Andrew sex tape with underage girl - Merck on 1/8/15 at 3:01 am|
[quote]When kids around the world end up missing and are never found, where the hell do you think they end up? [/quote]
They end up dead, either by a John, a pimp, or an overdose. They don't end up in court suing anybody....
| Off-Topic Board|| re: frick the USPS - Merck on 12/20/14 at 12:45 am|
[quote]This was through Amazon but from a different seller so Amazon won't help me here.[/quote]
You sure about that? I've gotten a refund from Amazon for a third party seller not delivering on time....
| Off-Topic Board|| re: Were mysterious booms heard from NY to London caused by a top-secret US jet? - Merck on 12/2/14 at 1:33 am|
Doesn't the sonic boom travel with the aircraft as it flies? ...