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re: garbage disposal smell - pilsnerpusher
Stuff it full of ice and baking soda. Then turn the water on and run it....
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re: What were some funny things your high school coach did/said? - pilsnerpusher
Mid way through 2 a days our head coach was working handoff exchange drills with running backs. He had broken out new footballs and was guarding them like a mother hen. Well they were getting soaked with sweat because it was 98 degrees. He starts complaining "hey you guys are getting my balls all sw...
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re: Quick question regarding boners. - pilsnerpusher
Penectomy = pecker lopped off Castration = balls lopped off Didn't know the difference either until game of thrones. There's such a thing as knowing too much....
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re: Quick question regarding boners. - pilsnerpusher
I thought the altered ones in game of thrones had penectomies not castration. ...
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re: What food gives you the worst gas thAt you can't quit eating? - pilsnerpusher
No sir, crop dusting is a way of life for me. It's in my blood. ...
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re: What food gives you the worst gas thAt you can't quit eating? - pilsnerpusher
Pork ribs. I'm working with a full clip every time I eat them and my wife and kids smell my wrath for the next 36 to 48 hours....
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re: Common Historical Misconceptions. What you got? - pilsnerpusher
Would that be considered a precursor of things to come?...
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re: First vehicle that your parents bought or gave you - pilsnerpusher
First one they loaned me was a 1968 Pontiac executive in 1990. Thing was massive. Loved that car. Rather than work for minimum wage to buy a car (which would have been very difficult to do around football and track practice) I made money for a car by pimping out my female English bulldog. I sold he...
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re: Is There Life On Kepler-452b The Most Earth-like Planet Ever Discovered? - pilsnerpusher
The chicks are short and really strong. The gravity is twice ours. You'd have to be in really good shape to get an erection as your heart would have to work much harder to pump your blood. Assuming you could, cowgirl would be the way to go but she'd probably break it off with her super strong twat m...
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re: Thoughts on Hugh Freeze - pilsnerpusher
State Tamu Arkansas Just off the top of my head ...
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re: I love a good board game! What's your favorite? - pilsnerpusher
Tie between Axis and Allies and risk ...
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re: Best Nicknames in SEC history - pilsnerpusher
James "little man" Stewart was a good one for Tennessee. He was pretty damn good too....
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re: Who here has seen their dogs go full Monty on a wild animal? NSFW - pilsnerpusher
One night I let my English bulldog out into the back yard and she commenced to whipping the hell out of a possum. It did manage to get away but the thought of her muzzle covered in grey fur and that wild look in her eyes still makes me laugh. There was also a mockingbird that she apparently thoug...
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re: Should I tell my supervisor that her job description is posted on job sites? - pilsnerpusher
Tell her. She will have another job someday and be in a position to scratch your back. She will remember that you looked out for her. It makes you a friend for life in your field and costs you nothing but a half dozen words. ...
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re: If you could make your voice sound like anyone else, who would you choose? - pilsnerpusher
The resourcefulness of people on this board routinely amazes me. I did not know that existed. I imagine Richard Burton did routinely get stopped and asked to recite things. There is a Burton reading of churchill's address to parliament about the battle of britain. It is badass....
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re: If you could make your voice sound like anyone else, who would you choose? - pilsnerpusher
Richard Burton ...
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re: Finish this sentence: I wish Nick Saban would _______. - pilsnerpusher
I wish nick saban would ... get caught performing oral sex on a Chinese gigolo in a clown costume while a recording of Lee Greenwood's proud to be an American blasts throughout the mid-alabama trailer in which the fellatio is being performed. That would truly be an unforgettable way for him to en...
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re: What movie title best describes your sex life - pilsnerpusher
potter porn huh: Harry potter and the sorcerer's bone Harry potter and the chamber of secretions Harry potter and the prison of assbangin' Harry potter and the cocklet of fire Harry potter and the odor of the penis Harry potter and the half-pud pimps Harry potter and the daysheswallows ...
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re: What movie title best describes your sex life - pilsnerpusher
Big trouble in little (va)China...
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re: 17 Incredible Moments When Dad Saved the Day - pilsnerpusher
Clearly I am a shitty parent. I'm pretty sure I have at least that many saves by myself over the last nine years. Apparently I have a problem with putting my children in harm's way. ...
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