re: I need a 'go-to joke' - bootyswamper on 12/24/13 at 2:33 pma bear and a rabbit where taking a shite in the woods. the bear turns to the rabbit and asks "do you have a problem with shite sticking to your fur?" the rabbit replies "no". so the bear wipes his arse with the rabbit....
re: best punchlines in rap - bootyswamper on 8/12/13 at 11:37 amOh cathy, that hoe was hot,
the first piece of pussy that i ever got.
she fricked me til i was cummin,
put my nuts in her mouth, and started hummin.
i said, shit, um its ejecting.
she started scratching my dillbag and said hold up a second.
turn me over on my back gold,
opened up my butt cheek...