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re: IM starting the IM thread again for the hellofit - LSUChicageaux
[quote]Wouldn't you agree[/quote] Yes. I wouldn't want to unagree for the sake of the onlookers. "Pardon, can you summon the sommelier? I'd like to tell him that this glass tasted like discharge. The oaky undertones of juniper and whisper of peach, pepper, and crotchrot didn't pair well with m...


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re: IM starting the IM thread again for the hellofit - LSUChicageaux
[quote]Well, I know you "charge your glass" for toasts....[/quote] Then it seems appropriate after the toast to yell, "DISCHARGE!" and then chug whatever fluid is in your glass....


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re: IM starting the IM thread again for the hellofit - LSUChicageaux
[quote]deceived[/quote] Yes, I only like to be ceived. Still, better to be deceived than to be unceived. Being unceived is a bit awkward for anyone else who must the facilities....


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re: IM starting the IM thread again for the hellofit - LSUChicageaux
[quote]Holy shite do my eyes deceive me? [/quote] Yes! Grab the grapefruit spoon and scrape out those lying orbs...turn them into fib jelly...


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re: IM starting the IM thread again for the hellofit - LSUChicageaux
[quote]You have me beat on duration by a long shot.[/quote] Ten years...yikes. [quote]I've got you beat on posts[/quote] It's how I judge myself, but I've learned to live with it. Like a venereal disease without all of the discharge. Makes me think: if "discharge" comes out, then what is "cha...


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re: IM starting the IM thread again for the hellofit - LSUChicageaux
[quote]I picked a good night to pop into the IM thread.[/quote] YES LET'S BURN THIS MUTHA DOWN For as long as I've been a member (and as seldom as I've posted over the last couple of years), I have yet to be banned. Maybe I could try that tonight....


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re: IM starting the IM thread again for the hellofit - LSUChicageaux
[quote]Target cafe[/quote] Ask for a 32oz cup of only nacho cheese, a spoon, and a straw. Then say you'd like to pay by weight, not volume - this will give you a chance to haggle....


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re: Corporations that Control the US - LSUChicageaux
Well, that's that....


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re: life after graduation question - LSUChicageaux
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re: Modern film discussion thread. Oh come on. - LSUChicageaux
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re: Modern film discussion thread. Oh come on. - LSUChicageaux
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re: Army infrared camera catches Afghans gangbanging a goat. - LSUChicageaux
I think that's the new Healthcare.gov enrollment portal....


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re: IM driving to the store because my wife locked her keys in her car. - LSUChicageaux
[quote]IM driving to the store because my wife locked her keys in her car.[/quote] It will be awkward when you help her load the groceries and the handicapped boy who helps collect the carts in the parking lot sees the rolled-up Visquine with the dismembered vagabond in it. That image will stick ...


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re: How is LSU's defense now considered bad? - LSUChicageaux
Chicken, is there some kind of work/poster release program or something? I haven't been to the Rant in awhile, but I think you're doing good things for these people. Don Henley said the heart of the matter is forgiveness. Thank you, Chicken....


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re: When will LSU wear the all-white Combat unis again? - LSUChicageaux
NEVER CHANGE ANYTHING NEVER EVER IT IS SACRED AND ONLY TOUCH LITTLE THINGS - add an upper deck - And another upper deck - Tear down the first upper deck, then do it again [INSERT "AHH PUSH IT" BY SALT-N-PEPA] - Re-re-redo the field - Redo the locker rooms and weight rooms - Give us another...


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re: We need a Les Miles "deal with it" gif in honor of the Oklahoma St. news - LSUChicageaux
We need T. Boone Pickens driving a semi of wind turbine poles towards his OSU stadium, and packed tightly inside the poles? Sluts. With wind-blown hair, bien sur. Also there should be a billboard for a large truck BR-based injury lawyer in the background. I'm agnostic about which one and wil...


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re: Predict O stats vs kent - LSUChicageaux
== 2000/60000 - number of times 50% of the urine actually lands in the toilet or urinal / attempts == 73%: Relative humidity inside the sausage po-boy foil sleeve == 7: number of gyros I will eat and IPAs I will drink before sitting down to give my neighbors to serve as an allegory for the Syrian ...


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re: Mark May, one of JFF's biggest bashers, simply lies through his teeth - LSUChicageaux
[quote]Mark May, one of JFF's biggest bashers, simply lies through his teeth[/quote] This horse...the one with three testicles and one leg...do you feel remorse as you beat it? I mean, it's wheezing and clearly not doing well and you continue to hit it like it's going to all of a sudden belch out...


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re: This is how warped you all on JFF. also ref to Tebow. - LSUChicageaux
[quote]fathoming[/quote] GERUND, Y'ALL QUICK WIT DA BOOTYMEAT...


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re: This is how warped you all on JFF. also ref to Tebow. - LSUChicageaux
Pretty sure I saw Manziel beat an orphan to death with a doorknob in a crew sock. It was over an autograph. He peed on the orphan afterwards and the orphan came back to life so it was alright. Just got my "collies and cannons" tat. Tat is bordered by a line of peanut shells. Getting another...


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re: It's Monday Night and IM wondering if Tup ever made that fantasy league - LSUChicageaux
[quote]Out of surgery. In recovery. Everything went swimmingly.[/quote] Great to hear. Really. I am excited to think of the day you'll have the option to go "full bionic." I.e., you can get the normal replacement hip...or you can go full Skunkworks/DARPA and get one that will allow you to power...


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re: Afternoon IM Thread: move in day < stepping on Legos Edition - LSUChicageaux
[quote]choked a bitch[/quote] In my head, I see this. [img]http://31.media.tumblr.com/158b252de2159c0e67dc1fce319471c1/tumblr_mifgfxkX3N1rj69i2o2_r1_500.gif[/img] [img]http://31.media.tumblr.com/389e152ab650c197df6d4ba1eee2cb72/tumblr_mifgfxkX3N1rj69i2o1_r1_500.gif[/img] "You hit Cupcake!"...


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re: Is TCU really ready for this - LSUChicageaux
[quote]Do you entertain any opposing view as a valid consideration?[/quote] Did you have to request access to this chatroom from the Compuserve admin?...


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re: Is TCU really ready for this - LSUChicageaux
I think there are many things that TCU is not really "ready" for, including womanhood. It's a tumultuous time in a young person's life....


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re: IM starting this since nobody else has - LSUChicageaux
[quote]I don't know if I've ever seen an actual clown [/quote] If I were an albino I would be a clown so I would only have to paint my mouth. It would be cool also so I could be magnetic and get spoons and stuff. I would also walk around the south and pick up Confederate buttons and musket balls a...


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re: IM starting this since nobody else has - LSUChicageaux
[quote]ive never seen such an insecure fan base in my life[/quote] I believe "unsecure" is more appropriate, as in "not tethered or moored." In fact, so not moored that we're lessed. Or leased. Or least. Or lest. Or less. Or Les. So yeah, we may bipolar and prone to histrionics, but so ar...


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re: IM starting this since nobody else has - LSUChicageaux
[quote]I enjoy watching the LSU fans tard out. They do it better than any other fanbase.[/quote] And so you stood there, the turtle struggling, it's organs in your left hand and the rusty shears in your right. Everyone stood quietly watching in horror. But someone near you could hear your breathin...


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re: IM starting this since nobody else has - LSUChicageaux
[quote]We need to get weirer on this board[/quote] CHALLAH...


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re: IM being lazy: Nightly IM Thread - LSUChicageaux
[quote]your schtick is old.[/quote] It was never new. And I haven't really changed in what, 8+ years? It is what it is. But thanks for noticing and then noting it, I guess....


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re: IM being lazy: Nightly IM Thread - LSUChicageaux
I'm working on a status report of a confidential project for a high-ranking government official. And crunching ice because my dentist says it keeps my mouth sterile, which is apparently important given all of the filth that comes out of it....


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