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 | re: What do you do for a living? - LSUChicageaux on 3/21/13 at 9:58 pm
I'm a government employee....
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| re: IM Loving That Everyone Talks About Me This Time Of Year - LSUChicageaux on 3/21/13 at 9:54 pm
[quote]well. It isn't a secret that I want to blow my brains out because of the mundane benal menutiae I deal with on the daily. So I drink myself into oblivion on the nightly and kill my heart on the daily.
Do you even lift, bro?[/quote] So the menu items are secret, but the fact that you want t...
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| re: IM Loving That Everyone Talks About Me This Time Of Year - LSUChicageaux on 3/21/13 at 9:02 pm
[quote]IM loving the fact that I've had 3 secret menu items this week and haven't had to tell them how to make the sombitches. [/quote] The universe clearly favors you and the stars are aligned. Your innards are filled with an oily, pocked sludge of varying densities, awaiting to be unleashed like ...
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| re: IM Wondering Why There Isn't Already an IM Thread - LSUChicageaux on 3/13/13 at 9:52 pm
[quote]A good friend of mine's mother told me once that the secret to a happy marriage is separate bathrooms. I'm thinking she is right. [/quote] "QUIT TAKING THE TALC OUT OF MY LAVATORY YOU BITCH."...
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| re: Having a debate with my friend, figured I'd bring up the topic to the SECr OT - LSUChicageaux on 3/13/13 at 9:39 pm
[quote]it isn't our decision to make[/quote] That's why you strap them into a chair in a meat processing plant and leave their fates to some creepy, random process. Like the roll of a dice or picking a poker chip out of a Crown Royal bag.
WHAT'S IT GONNA BE TONIGHT LUCKY BOY...
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| re: IM Wondering Why There Isn't Already an IM Thread - LSUChicageaux on 3/13/13 at 9:28 pm
[quote]That's exactly what it is. One of the greatest inventions of all time. Glad some folks found a secondary use for it tho (re: bathing). Just increases its versatility IMO.[/quote] Yes and apparently when you put a motor and a pump in it becomes a jack-coozie, which I think is a brand of sybian...
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| re: IM Wondering Why There Isn't Already an IM Thread - LSUChicageaux on 3/13/13 at 9:25 pm
[quote]So that thing is supposed to be a bathtub? I always thought it was just a combo shower/urinal. [/quote] Yes apparently ladies like to sit in it and soak. It looks like a cistern in the shape of a goat uterus, but apparently holds a lot of bubbles. And urine....
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| re: IM Wondering Why There Isn't Already an IM Thread - LSUChicageaux on 3/13/13 at 9:21 pm
[quote]That is just gross[/quote] No, running out of Irish Spring urinal cakes is gross....
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| re: IM Wondering Why There Isn't Already an IM Thread - LSUChicageaux on 3/13/13 at 9:15 pm
[quote]the obesity rates would go up if we all could work from home. [/quote] You'd be surprised. I didn't do too much snacking - was working. I was busy, so worked long hours.
It was nice to grill steaks for lunch, though. Did that often....
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| re: IM Wondering Why There Isn't Already an IM Thread - LSUChicageaux on 3/13/13 at 9:12 pm
[quote]I hate dress clothes[/quote] I went from working from home (shorts and a t-shirt every day) to a very dressy office (dress slacks, tie frequently, suit fairly often) - had to buy an entire wardrobe.
I worked from home for almost 5 years. It was very different. People asked me what it was...
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| re: IM wondering where all my IM peeps are tonight? - LSUChicageaux on 3/10/13 at 8:41 pm
[quote]Should I be afraid to ask what exactly you're running through the autoclave?[/quote] Dunno. The answer is easy: the parts to a smaller autoclave....
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| re: IM wondering where all my IM peeps are tonight? - LSUChicageaux on 3/10/13 at 8:38 pm
Running some stuff through a stovetop autoclave. CAN'T EVER BE TOO CLEAN.
Will follow that up with a gin and bleach, followed by the requisite flagellation, some brief sobbing, and some Words With Friends...who are now kind of enemies because of Words....
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| re: Dylan Spencer for 3 Nightly IM Thread - LSUChicageaux on 3/6/13 at 10:45 pm
[quote]overcriminalization[/quote] Drones: Efficiency for the court system!
It's like Giuliani's "broken windows" approach but instead it's "broken bones." SUCK IT RECIDIVISM...
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| re: World's Most Badass Animals---Land & Sea - LSUChicageaux on 3/5/13 at 9:38 pm
BLOBFISH
[img]http://also.kottke.org/misc/images/blobfish.jpg[/img]
God is a Ziggy fan....
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| re: IM gonna fall asleep watching Arrested Development {I-M Thray} - LSUChicageaux on 3/5/13 at 9:36 pm
[quote]That is all.[/quote] I suspect this is isn't really the case....
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| re: IM gonna fall asleep watching Arrested Development {I-M Thray} - LSUChicageaux on 3/5/13 at 9:29 pm
[quote]OMG piss my pants I can't sleep by myself anymore[/quote] Who wants to sleep with you if you piss your pants?...
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| re: IM gonna fall asleep watching Arrested Development {I-M Thray} - LSUChicageaux on 3/5/13 at 9:15 pm
[quote]This movie has potential. I'm about 45 minutes in and it's gotten me once or twice.[/quote] You should test your nerves and rest your loose scrotal skin in a set rat trap. Screaming is just weakness leaving, albeit loudly....
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| re: IM gonna fall asleep watching Arrested Development {I-M Thray} - LSUChicageaux on 3/5/13 at 9:06 pm
[quote]As someone born and raised in Alabama, I can attest that everything Chicageaux said is accurate.[/quote] The celebrant, doughy and sweaty, kneels in his getting-too-tight seersucker, "AND SAY, BOY...PROCLAIM IT MOST LOUDLY FROM THE HILLS AND DALES...THIS HERE SUPERFLUOUS SKIN IS FOR YOU - SPI...
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| re: IM gonna fall asleep watching Arrested Development {I-M Thray} - LSUChicageaux on 3/5/13 at 9:02 pm
[quote]The polydactyl was voted gayest dinosaur of 2007.[/quote] In Alabama, a Tide boy becomes a man when the webbing of his fingers is snipped.
This is called an Alabama circumcision, also known as a hu-bris.
It's performed by a gentleman in a houndstooth yarmulke and he is the Tide-Mohel.
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| re: IM gonna fall asleep watching Arrested Development {I-M Thray} - LSUChicageaux on 3/5/13 at 8:51 pm
[quote]First wish is "willing to have sex with me"[/quote] You are clearly a go-getter. I do not know what the "go" is but you definitely get it. I mean "obtain, not "comprehend." Get it? Wait. I meant "comprehend" there. shite. It's got to be your bull.
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| re: IM gonna fall asleep watching Arrested Development {I-M Thray} - LSUChicageaux on 3/5/13 at 8:44 pm
[quote]Well I hope she has a sense of humor.[/quote] You aim high. You should first wish for "not polydactyly."
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| re: IM declaring this a wiener free zone NIGHTLY IM - LSUChicageaux on 3/4/13 at 10:45 pm
[quote]Did he point, then grunt and throw rocks and only speak when he absolutely needed to?[/quote] He waxed poetic about the need to have an organic, distributed online community bound together by thematic consistency and empowered by flexible but strong guidelines and a spartan, unobtrusive desig...
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| re: IM declaring this a wiener free zone NIGHTLY IM - LSUChicageaux on 3/4/13 at 10:41 pm
[quote]I actually think it's a Circus Child alter or someone that knows Circus Child.[/quote] Nope. Not alter. Used to be much more regular.
Stopped. Returned. Stopped.
Occasionally return. Did meet Circus Child once I think....
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| re: IM declaring this a wiener free zone NIGHTLY IM - LSUChicageaux on 3/4/13 at 10:40 pm
[quote]I can honestly say I've never heard of him on this site and I'm an LSU fan.[/quote] I was on the old version of this site
The one with the people...
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| re: IM declaring this a wiener free zone NIGHTLY IM - LSUChicageaux on 3/4/13 at 10:38 pm
[quote]I remember walking back to my house at 8am on Gameday after being up all night blowing down and running into my roommates parents. I'm sure they were like wtf is wrong with this kid[/quote] I remember my mom running over this cat's leg. We named the cat Carpet Stain because it was the same c...
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| re: IM declaring this a wiener free zone NIGHTLY IM - LSUChicageaux on 3/4/13 at 10:28 pm
[quote]No don't believe so but he is very close with his mother[/quote] Well he did spend almost 3/4 of a year in her vagina....
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| re: IM declaring this a wiener free zone NIGHTLY IM - LSUChicageaux on 3/4/13 at 10:23 pm
[img]http://i49.tinypic.com/30nhgs4.png[/img] Don't know who any of these people are but that vest in the middle looks like the Saved By The Bell background in the intro.
[img]http://b.vimeocdn.com/ts/455/644/45564463_640.jpg[/img]...
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| re: IM declaring this a wiener free zone NIGHTLY IM - LSUChicageaux on 3/4/13 at 10:08 pm
[quote]I had the Circle of Life playing in my head when I read that. [/quote] Kinda fittingly I am wearing my Ladysmith Black Mambazo boxers. They have a Paul Simon insert and a Chevy Chase pennywhistle attachment....
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| re: IM declaring this a wiener free zone NIGHTLY IM - LSUChicageaux on 3/4/13 at 10:06 pm
[quote]You missed out on so much. Gcockboi's dick pics. Dolla Choppa revealing his small penis. Etc. [/quote] GOLLY MUSTA BEEN A HUMDINGER BARNBURNER
FOUND THIS VIAL IN THE SHED
LET'S DRINK FROM IT...
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| re: IM declaring this a wiener free zone NIGHTLY IM - LSUChicageaux on 3/4/13 at 10:04 pm
[quote]legendary[/quote] Yeah no. Maybe because you need a map to follow any of it. Oooh look a hiking trail.
Just like the Mercator I like to diminish Africa. Look there is Kilimanjaro rising above the Serengeti
[img]http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/9E9lRFoYBUk/hqdefault.jpg[/img]...
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