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re: How would you pronounce Xiang Zhou? - Clyde Tipton
Yang Who...


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re: How do you politely tell someone they have body odor? - Clyde Tipton
[quote]Plot twist: it's a girl you need to tell.[/quote] "Vagiclean, huh? What's the matter, honey? Little extra cheese on the taco?" "We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough."...


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re: How do you politely tell someone they have body odor? - Clyde Tipton
"Say man, you smell like the nuts on a 6 year old boar hog."...


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re: JPSO Sheriff Newell Normand defends deputy who beat teenager - Clyde Tipton
How dare them file suit....


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re: things you find unattractive in the opposite sex? - Clyde Tipton
[quote]things you find unattractive [b]in[/b] the opposite sex?[/quote] Another dude....


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re: Dogwoods and the sac-a-lait bite - Clyde Tipton
[quote]Redbuds=white perch [/quote][quote]Is it?[/quote] I don't know. I made that up. Redbuds are out now for sure and usually the first week of March is excellent white perch fishing. We've just had 2 ice storms in the last week and another coming tonight so it appears to be happening late t...


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re: Dogwoods and the sac-a-lait bite - Clyde Tipton
[quote]I've heard it with bass. [/quote] Same. You're going to be 2 weeks late on white perch if you are waiting for dog woods to bloom. Redbuds=white perch...


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re: ice is getting deep in shreveport - Clyde Tipton
[quote]This weather is screwing up my fishing plans.[/quote] Big time....


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re: ice is getting deep in shreveport - Clyde Tipton
[quote]errybody gonna get sick [/quote] Mom? Is that you? I didn't know you posted here???...


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re: I bought me a new bull... - Clyde Tipton
[quote]I'll go ahead and assume getting him into a squeeze chute is totally out of the question.[/quote] No, we can squeeze anything. I have a specialized squeeze for longhorns. Instead of a long narrow walk way they come around a 6 foot wide sweep. About the time they realize it's a dead en...


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re: Pecan orchard? - Clyde Tipton
You should find a ninche market like pecan picking for lovers. Let them do the work and pay you for it. All you have to do is build a $150,000 bed and breakfast....


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re: I bought me a new bull... - Clyde Tipton
[quote]do you have a saddle for him[/quote] Hell no. :lol: I'm not that crazy... [quote]is your cattle trailer a double-wide?? [/quote] Regular trailer, but he barely fits. He's been in a trailer a lot so he knows how to work his horns and get out. They know exactly how long their horns a...


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re: I bought me a new bull... - Clyde Tipton
We had herefords in the 90's. Seems like one always had pink eye. And to that point, longhorns have the best disease resistance of any breed. Living alone from when the Spanish explorers dropped them off in the late 1400's until the cowboys began rounding them up from the wild in the late 1800's ...


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re: I bought me a new bull... - Clyde Tipton
To give some perspective to his size, look how big he is next to one of our bigger cows... Granted, she's coming out of winter and has a 3 month old calf on her so she's a little worn down right now. [img]http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x60/ftillm1/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zpsppl35kgt.jpg wi...


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re: I bought me a new bull... - Clyde Tipton
[quote]Looks like he has some meat on the bones also. I need to get a steer for front pasture ornament.[/quote] He's freakishly huge for a longhorn. I've sold two young steers in the last year specifically for that around the Shreveport area. I don't have any colorful ones right now... That's...


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re: I bought me a new bull... - Clyde Tipton
[quote]Do you have some heifers that will flatten out the horns and add base? Like some starbase commander for base and clear win for flat horns? But color looks good [/quote] He's got 17 inch bases. And I traded in my Clear Win son for this guy. Star base Commander and Clear Win carry a stig...


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re: Spinoff of Toledo Bend Monsters: Texas ShareLunker Program, La. should do same - Clyde Tipton
[quote]Both of those guys should have weighed her in in LA. They would have gotten a free replica through Bass Life and would have set a new state record.[/quote] It set the Lake record for the Texas side....


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re: Diarrhea always catches up to you at the worst possible times - Clyde Tipton
Those Mexican prank shows are over the top. :lol:...


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re: I bought me a new bull... - Clyde Tipton
[quote]Clyde, Will you be able to sell off some of his sperm? Would it be in demand, or not really? [/quote] Not really. I wouldn't be opposed to it if someone approached me about paying to collect him and that's always a possibility. But really he's just here for natural service to our cows....


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re: Y'all hear about the ISIS dude buried up to his head in the sand? - Clyde Tipton
[quote]Was it because you were viewed as a dip shite under your old name? [/quote] Dude, I was a dip shite before this site was invented....


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