| Tiger Rant|| re: Worst case scenario- harris and jennings get injured before the auburn game - Tigerwaffe on 8/17/14 at 10:57 am|
[quote]Worst case scenario- harris and jennings get injured before the auburn game[/quote]
Stuff like this only happens to Florida (see 2013 season). It will never under any circumstances happen to our team, not this year or ever....
| O-T Lounge|| re: People who pay with only large bills? - Tigerwaffe on 8/16/14 at 8:49 pm|
$100s are the denomination favored by the drug world. Among other thing, you can fit $1 million into a briefcase using $100s. Yesterday,on NPR, they ran a segment about the debate to eliminate the $100 from our currency portfolio,
Not that all $100 bill users are associated with drugs, but it's ...
| O-T Lounge|| re: What are things people are afraid of that you don't understand why? - Tigerwaffe on 8/16/14 at 7:00 pm|
Things like packing up and moving to someplace new, someplace you've never been before. I can hardly think of anything more interesting than being in a new town where you know no one. The invisibility is, I've found, quite exhilarating....
| O-T Lounge|| re: What's a normal amount of nights per year to get blackout drunk? - Tigerwaffe on 8/16/14 at 5:29 pm|
About the same number of nights per year to OD on heroin....
| O-T Lounge|| re: North Korea Looks Like an Awesome Place to Live - Tigerwaffe on 8/10/14 at 10:54 am|
[quote]Wish one of South Korea or China would absorb i[/quote]
Sorry, but the only place on Earth crazy enough to accept North Korea is ... North Korea....
| O-T Lounge|| re: What's the oldest person you have ever - Tigerwaffe on 8/10/14 at 10:43 am|
Whose age I actually know? That would be my dad, who passed away in May at age 92....
| O-T Lounge|| re: North Korea Looks Like an Awesome Place to Live - Tigerwaffe on 8/10/14 at 10:41 am|
I get the feeling Pyongyang was built with Legos and slave labor....
| O-T Lounge|| re: Your last real fist fight - Tigerwaffe on 8/9/14 at 12:22 pm|
[quote]Overall record against the pillow? [/quote]
I have NEVER lost a fight to that fricker. Of course, my wife usually gets in a few face slaps and leg kicks to wake me up out of my dream state, so ... :wah: ... ...
| O-T Lounge|| re: Myth about paying cash for cars - Tigerwaffe on 8/9/14 at 12:18 pm|
[quote]Its funny that people believe that car dealerships are the only business not allowed to make a profit. Interesting.[/quote]
Of course a dealership should make money. The question is, "how much" they should make. ...
| O-T Lounge|| re: Your last real fist fight - Tigerwaffe on 8/9/14 at 12:13 pm|
About three weeks ago. Had a nightmare. Beat the shite out of my pillow. Badass all the way....
| Music Board|| re: Best lyricists ever? - Tigerwaffe on 8/9/14 at 3:03 am|
Dylan, Don Fagan, Zappa, Jagger/Richards, McCartney/Lennon, David Byrne, Bob Weir/Jerry Garcia, Willie Dixon, Chester Burnett, T-Bone Walker, ...
| O-T Lounge|| re: Why does it take entergy over 12 hours to fix one pole !!! - Tigerwaffe on 8/8/14 at 6:45 pm|
[quote]FL also has a lot of underground utility lines doesn't it? [/quote]
Not to my knowledge, although FPL has a years-long plan to go to underground lines. I get power from OUC, the city utility company....
| O-T Lounge|| re: Scheduled my first appointment at a massage parlor Update Pg 4 - Tigerwaffe on 8/8/14 at 6:43 pm|
[quote]I should have added that her name is Vanessa. [/quote]
Might as well ask: "Does Vanessa have a penis?" Could save you $70 not to mention some embarrassment. ...
| O-T Lounge|| re: Why does it take entergy over 12 hours to fix one pole !!! - Tigerwaffe on 8/8/14 at 6:41 pm|
When I lived in Little Rock, a single thunderclap, a single bolt of lightning, meant our power was gonna be out 6-12 hours. Living in Florida now, I've never experienced a power outage that lasted longer than 1 hour, and those are very rare. And Florida thunder/lightning storms >>>LR storms. Entergy...
| O-T Lounge|| re: In what city were you born? - Tigerwaffe on 8/3/14 at 6:09 pm|
[quote]Baptist Hospital, NOLA
| O-T Lounge|| re: American women vs Asian women - Tigerwaffe on 8/3/14 at 5:44 pm|
Check out nurses or nursing students in the Philippines. Like half the nurses in the U.S. are Filipina. Those chicks are educated and smart, plus they make good money. Just find a good-looking one that likes to frick like a rabbit and you're good to go. ...
| Music Board|| re: My new guitar (Seagull) - Tigerwaffe on 8/2/14 at 12:34 am|
I've got a Seagull Coastline 12-string ae and, as the OP wrote, the quality/price equation is excellent with this brand of guitar. I paid around $800 for mine (without tax or shipping), and it came with a Grodin electronics system and a hard shell case. I love playing the thing, also the distinctive...
| O-T Lounge|| re: Blood test to identify those at risk for suicide - Tigerwaffe on 8/1/14 at 11:41 pm|
The connection between an individual's biochemistry and their behavior will have an earth shattering effect in the field of criminal law. Get ready all you prosecutors, defense attorneys and ... criminals.
| O-T Lounge|| re: Whats the most ridiculous thing you've seen at a wedding? - Tigerwaffe on 7/28/14 at 7:00 pm|
The "Do you take what's-her-name forever" vow shite. This is the 21st Century, no one takes that shite seriously.
| O-T Lounge|| re: How much would you pay for it to be a cool day? - Tigerwaffe on 7/27/14 at 4:25 pm|
I'd sell my wife into slavery for a dry day in the mid-80's....
| Music Board|| re: What songs do you sing the best while driving your car? - Tigerwaffe on 7/27/14 at 4:21 pm|
Pink Moon. My daughter and I duet on this one and damn if this old man can't still sing in the song's original sky-high register....
| O-T Lounge|| re: Does anyone still use spray deodorant? - Tigerwaffe on 7/27/14 at 4:17 pm|
Sticks stick. Feels like you've got a wedge of cheesy pizza under your pits....
| O-T Lounge|| re: Made out with 3 different girls this week - Tigerwaffe on 7/27/14 at 10:20 am|
[quote]Didn't seal the deal with any of them. Console me in my failure and let me have it, OT style. I'm a little bummed. [/quote]
Hey kid, don't be so hard on yourself, you did GREAT for a 12-year-old.
Um ... you are 12 years old, right?...
| O-T Lounge|| re: Rate Vladimir Putin's daughters (NSFW) - Tigerwaffe on 7/25/14 at 7:55 pm|
[quote]Could you imagine having to meet dad?[/quote]
I would walk up to that little frick, kick him in the cock and then shoot porn with his bitches. ...
| O-T Lounge|| re: Kazakh volleyball player Sabina Altynbekova - Tigerwaffe on 7/25/14 at 7:42 pm|
Dearth of tit, would not hit....
| O-T Lounge|| re: Rate Vladimir Putin's daughters (NSFW) - Tigerwaffe on 7/25/14 at 7:33 pm|
[quote]daughters of dictators[/quote]
Anyway, gimme the one with the tits....
| O-T Lounge|| re: Why did Sly Stallone have such weak traps? - Tigerwaffe on 7/25/14 at 7:23 pm|
Why are these people so proud of their fricking man boobs? Anyway, Stallone looks almost as freakish as Carrot Top. Just fricking revolting....
| Music Board|| re: Post your all-time favorite song - Tigerwaffe on 7/20/14 at 7:18 pm|
| O-T Lounge|| re: You come home to find your wife having sex - Tigerwaffe on 7/20/14 at 7:09 pm|
If there's a better way to handle this situation than Lester did, I don't know of it:
"You ,,, don't get to tell me what to do ... ever again."
:bow: :dude: :nana: :bow:...
| Music Board|| re: Your top three Sabbath songs - Tigerwaffe on 7/19/14 at 8:15 pm|
I remember reading an L.A. Times interview with Ozzy in like 1971 or so. The interviewer obviously hated the band, and he asked Ozzy something like, "You realize don't you, that kids come to your concerts mainly to get totally wasted?"
To which Ozzy, replied (p...