| Tiger Rant|| re: Provide your best alabama joke here.. - SouGent on 11/3/14 at 1:02 pm|
What does an Alabama girl say after having sex for the first time?
Now get off, Daddy! You're crushing my cigarettes....
| SEC Rant|| re: Post a random, hard to fathom fact about your program. - SouGent on 10/31/14 at 3:47 am|
LSU is undefeated, when scoring more points than the other team....
| O-T Lounge|| re: Woman uses deer tongue to please herself - SouGent on 10/30/14 at 8:32 am|
Actually the first case report of that activity in the medical literature was co-authored by a buddy of mine from residency in 1990
| SEC Rant|| re: Dressing Up as Lane Kiffin for Halloween - SouGent on 10/28/14 at 8:35 am|
Here's the best and most accurate one I've seen (NSW)[link=(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31IjsiuU4BL.jpg)]Lane Kiffin Costume[/link]...
| O-T Lounge|| re: Landscapers of the OT need some help with laying Sod - SouGent on 9/24/14 at 12:19 pm|
[quote]green side up[/quote]
Reminds me of an Aggie joke.
| SEC Rant|| re: Predict your school's most and least attended home games this fall. - SouGent on 6/16/14 at 3:20 am|
[quote]The Razorback faithful should be showing out in force for that game. 74,565 [/quote]
LSU will have more people than that at their least attended home game.
:booboo: :rotflmao: :doublebird:...
| O-T Lounge|| re: What is the grossest thing you do on a regular basis? - SouGent on 2/27/14 at 3:08 am|
Examining & dissecting infarcted small intestines or amputated gangreous legs....
| Tiger Rant|| re: Should LSU play southern in football? - SouGent on 2/6/14 at 12:16 pm|
[quote]Should LSU play southern in football?[/quote]
Playing them in basketball and baseball is the sports equivalent of a "Mercy frick", while playing them in football would be an outright Gang Bang!!...
| LSU Recruiting Board|| re: 30% of the Top 50 players from the ESPN 300 signed with either LSU or BAMA - SouGent on 2/6/14 at 4:11 am|
By my count the top 4 SEC West teams signed 20 of the Top 50 in the ESPN 300. Then if you add in the Least, I mean East, 27 of the Top 50 are going to the SEC. No wonder all the other confererces have and will continue to suck hind tit when it comes to talent and depth. ...
| More Sports Board|| re: Patrick Peterson - SouGent on 1/27/14 at 6:00 am|
[quote]I think this question deserves its own thread:
What's up with all the Peterson love? Of all LSU players, I think he is loved the most by the LSU crowd. If anyone ever says anything bad about him, there is ALWAYS a few people to come to PP7's defense.
He never won a title at LSU. He's ...
| O-T Lounge|| re: Transferring from ULL to LSU - SouGent on 1/9/14 at 8:15 am|
Congratulations on your rise from junior /community college to a Real University. I wish you the best....
| SEC Rant|| re: bama fan goes crazy on OU fan - SouGent on 1/4/14 at 2:17 am|
Great video, but her performance would have been better if she had her usual pole to work with!!...
| SEC Rant|| re: Are there any Non-Alabama fans pulling for Alabama in the Iron Bowl? - SouGent on 11/25/13 at 1:05 pm|
When Auburn plays Alabama, I generally root for a C-130 cargo plane filled with manure to evacuate its cargo over the stadium during the game....
| SEC Rant|| re: Conferences are at War. The Big 10 Has Fired the 1st Shot at the SEC & Arkansass - SouGent on 11/7/13 at 3:13 am|
[quote]Infiltrating the SEC through Arkansas would be like invading the US by capturing Vermont[/quote]
:dude: :cheers: :dude:...
| Tiger Rant|| re: Ole Miss Memories - Here's to Reliving This Moment - SouGent on 10/18/13 at 12:22 pm|
[quote]One of my favorite play-calling sequences of the Miles era. [/quote]
as well as great clock management. :cheers:...
| SEC Rant|| re: OM injury concerns - SouGent on 10/17/13 at 3:35 am|
My biggest question is what's the Over Under on the time left in the game when LSU goes into their "Victory Formation" and starts taking a knee?
:nana: :nana: :nana:...
| SEC Rant|| re: Ole Miss is LSU's most difficult remaining regular season game - SouGent on 10/14/13 at 10:14 am|
[quote]I don't understand what Alabama fans have seen from their team to make them so confident that they will beat LSU. [/quote]
| SEC Rant|| re: Where have all the Old Mississippi fans gone? Long time passing... - SouGent on 10/7/13 at 12:13 pm|
As usual, their season's only goal will evolve into beating LSU and then failing to do that, into beating Moo State.
| SEC Rant|| re: If your school quit athletics, who would you root for? - SouGent on 4/20/13 at 2:17 pm|
[quote]Lol, I would root for any team that plays against Bama![/quote]
This!! :cheers: :cheers:...
| SEC Rant|| re: Find your team on this mascot poster - SouGent on 4/10/13 at 11:55 am|
[quote]Alabama's is not under animals, probably because we are know as the "Crimson Tide". We are a color[/quote]
I've always equated it with "menstrual period"...