| O-T Lounge|| re: Time to stop drinking milk.... - Oily Tigah on 5/16/13 at 1:59 pm|
[quote]Aspartame has been clinically proven to lower blood pressure, lower cholesterol, decrease risk of stroke, help prevent aging and the onset of alzheimer's, increase brain function, and virility.[/quote]
This lie brought to you by the "aspartame producers association"....
| O-T Lounge|| re: The mystery of the Texas Killing Fields - Oily Tigah on 5/16/13 at 11:53 am|
I live in that area, and I often drive by somewhere and think...this would be a great place to dump a body.
| O-T Lounge|| re: Too fat, too poor to be my friend - Oily Tigah on 5/14/13 at 3:56 pm|
You sound like a GREAT friend....
| O-T Lounge|| re: How to handle "weaknesses" question in job interviews? - Oily Tigah on 5/14/13 at 3:40 pm|
I'm a perfectionist is the only legit answer to that question....
| O-T Lounge|| re: OT parents: Is exercise a good form of punishment? - Oily Tigah on 5/13/13 at 8:16 am|
Seriously... You make them kneel when they are in trouble. Isn't that against the Geneva convention?...
| O-T Lounge|| re: Marble cyst - OT doctors needed - Oily Tigah on 5/10/13 at 3:46 pm|
[quote]receptionist > doctor in a swagger world.[/quote]
I think what he meant was the nurses/receptionist don't say shite unless the doctor tells them to....
| O-T Lounge|| re: Would yall agree with "eye for an eye" laws in this country? - Oily Tigah on 5/9/13 at 11:22 am|
GTFO with this Hammurabi shite....
| O-T Lounge|| re: Too Many Womenz whoring it up at OTC - Oily Tigah on 5/8/13 at 4:33 pm|
Is this your first oil and gas conference? Serious question....
| O-T Lounge|| re: Should I be worried about mercury poisoning? - Oily Tigah on 5/8/13 at 12:06 pm|
As long as it is not Albacore you can eat as much as you want. Skip Jack Tuna don't live long enough to gather toxic levels of Mercury.
I think your co-workers are just tired of your tuna stank....
| O-T Lounge|| re: Jindal's School Voucher Plan Ruled Unconstitutional - Oily Tigah on 5/8/13 at 8:57 am|
[quote]Yeah, Bobby hasn't been doing so well over the past six months. Everything he has pushed is either failing or being challenged in court it seems. [/quote]
Well that's what happens when you are a fricking idiot that wants creationism taught in schools....
| Tiger Rant|| re: So I created Tiger Stadium On Minecraft. Just thought I'd share - Oily Tigah on 5/3/13 at 8:36 am|
Pretty cool, but you have WAY too much free time on your hands....
| O-T Lounge|| re: Car or no car for LSU freshman majoring in Petroleum Engineering - Oily Tigah on 5/2/13 at 4:34 pm|
Unless your son is a total frick up, get him a car....
| O-T Lounge|| re: Pics of SI Swimsuit model Hannah Davis (NSFW) - Oily Tigah on 5/1/13 at 9:09 am|
[quote]she's like a hot version of Topanga[/quote]
I was just about to say: "She's got those Topanga eyes"....
| Tiger Rant|| re: Peterson and Mathieu are both awaiting kickoff... - Oily Tigah on 4/29/13 at 8:32 am|
Kick it to somebody in the stands....
| O-T Lounge|| re: What kinda booze should I put in my Camelback? - Oily Tigah on 4/25/13 at 2:11 pm|
1)Buy a box of franzia.
2)Take out the plastic bladder.
3)Put it in a back pack.
| O-T Lounge|| re: Only 7% of Americans sampled aced this simple science quiz - Oily Tigah on 4/24/13 at 2:00 pm|
13 of 13. I. M. Smrt....
| O-T Lounge|| re: Masters in petroleum engineering - Oily Tigah on 4/23/13 at 2:56 pm|
[quote]Once you become a PE no one will know whether you have a masters or not. It almost guarantees you a boring arse career in research.[/quote]
I agree with the first statement, but not the second. Now if you get a PHD, then yeah I hope you like research....
| O-T Lounge|| re: Masters in petroleum engineering - Oily Tigah on 4/23/13 at 2:25 pm|
[quote]for what? an mwd operator?[/quote]
Reservoir Engineer...and yes it was retarded. ...
| O-T Lounge|| re: Masters in petroleum engineering - Oily Tigah on 4/23/13 at 1:30 pm|
I got mine in 2 years. Seriously though you should look at getting hired on with Exxon or Shell. They like to take non PETE's and train them the Exxon/Shell way. They actually told my in an interview that my being a PETE was a strike against me....
| O-T Lounge|| re: Stolen from SECROT; Yall have got to read this - Oily Tigah on 4/17/13 at 3:03 pm|
Aint nobody got time fo dat....
| O-T Lounge|| re: Predictions on who the bomber is... - Oily Tigah on 4/17/13 at 12:17 pm|
either a gun nut or an abortion activist....
| O-T Lounge|| re: Anybody familiar with Breux Bridge, LA? - Oily Tigah on 4/15/13 at 3:30 pm|
[quote]Tell him to go to Poche's around the corner in Poche Bridge. Those people make some delicious food![/quote]
Also check out Pat's Fisherman's Warf on the levee. ...
| Tiger Rant|| re: LSU letting the QBs get physical... - Oily Tigah on 4/15/13 at 9:10 am|
[quote]If they get hurt, imagine the backlash...[/quote]
Contact doesn't mean full contact. I doubt any of the defenders are going to tee off on their own QB....
| O-T Lounge|| re: Greatest Living Explorer - Ranulph Fiennes - Oily Tigah on 4/12/13 at 4:15 pm|
Running 7 marathons in 7 days 4 months after bypass surgery doesn't sound badass. It sounds dumbass. Cutting his own fingers off is pretty hardcore though....
| O-T Lounge|| re: is there anything worse than mandatory discrimination and harrassment training - Oily Tigah on 4/12/13 at 2:58 pm|
| Tiger Rant|| re: LSU Spring Practice on ESPN; Updated w/ video links - Oily Tigah on 4/11/13 at 4:52 pm|
[quote]Just talked with LSU linebacker Lamin Barrow, who said there are a lot of hungry players on this defense itching to make their mark next season after playing behind great players the last two years. He said the Tigers are sick and tired of hearing about how they are going to drop off in 2013 ...
| O-T Lounge|| re: Man attempts to cut off his arms in a California Home Depot - Oily Tigah on 4/11/13 at 11:23 am|
Saws well that ends well....
| O-T Lounge|| re: OT Ballers, Would you Drive a Fiat? - Oily Tigah on 4/10/13 at 4:11 pm|
I bet it handles even worse than a regular Fiat 500....so no....
| O-T Lounge|| re: Phrases/Idioms you don't understand - Oily Tigah on 4/10/13 at 1:06 pm|
reiterate. I don't get it. To iterate means to do something over and over....
| O-T Lounge|| re: Hurt my back, any recommendations besides seeing a doctor? - Oily Tigah on 4/9/13 at 9:56 am|
Go to a good chiropractor. ...