| Tiger Rant|| re: Freshman Trey Lealaimatafao suffers serious injury after punch through window - bendellee on 7/21/14 at 9:41 pm|
I wonder how many future NFL careers have been ruined in freshman year, over a high school girlfriend. ...
| O-T Lounge|| re: Husband makes spreadsheet of Wife's excuses for no sex - bendellee on 7/18/14 at 8:18 pm|
[quote]; women need to "feel" sexy. [/quote]
He wanted to have sex with her 30 out of 45 days. If that didn't tell her something, then it was gonna take a spreadsheet to do it.
The spreadsheet was his way of telling her that he's getting suspicious. Her posting the details of their problems ...
| Outdoor Board|| re: Fighting a good fish and then having it break off - bendellee on 7/1/14 at 9:33 pm|
If we never lost a fish, we wouldn't feel that adrenaline rush once we got one on the line.
Lost a spec wading in mobile bay a few years back that had me checking the Bama records (just so I could add to my misery). Got him too close to me while backing out, he saw me and broke the (new) line. N...
| O-T Lounge|| re: Woman's blog on why her husband doesn't need to see other women's boobs - bendellee on 7/1/14 at 9:27 pm|
Can't for the life of me figure out why she is having to fight for her marriage.
Also, easy to see through the whole background motive of fishing for compliments and affirmation from strangers.
| Outdoor Board|| re: What I learned today - bendellee on 7/1/14 at 9:15 pm|
That does look convenient. I used a really long screwdriver and a hammer....
| Outdoor Board|| re: What I learned today - bendellee on 7/1/14 at 11:25 am|
[quote]Rookie move [/quote]More of a hard headed move. I knew how many quarts my truck holds.
Of course, If I used a kiddie pool when changing the oil in my mower, I'd still end up with some on the driveway.
It's a matter of whether it looks like a map of Hawaii, or (in this instance) Austr...
| Outdoor Board|| re: What I learned today - bendellee on 7/1/14 at 2:02 am|
I agree. That's why it's the first time I've changed it n this truck in 3 years. Changing the oil in the 4wheeler and got a wild hair (it was time to change it in the truck too).
But,I'll burn that motor up before I do that again....
| Outdoor Board|| What I learned today - bendellee on 7/1/14 at 12:39 am|
The oil capacity of my truck exceeds that of my oil pan--considerably.
Tomorrow I will learn whether a 15 degree nozzle on a 4k psi washer can remove oil stains.
Also I learned that the oil filter placement on a 5.4 Ford motor was chosen by either service managers to deter self maintenance, or...
| Outdoor Board|| re: Dog bite situation - bendellee on 6/26/14 at 9:07 am|
I don't really know what I would do.
It may have already been said, but one factor may be his age.
Old male dogs are like old men: they get cranky, and take longer to piss....
| Tiger Rant|| re: The official "it makes me sick to watch CWS without LSU" - bendellee on 6/26/14 at 8:57 am|
My little boy got out of bed and snuck back into the living room to watch a little bit of the game with me.
I explained to him that I was pulling for Vandy because of the SEC, etc.
He sat there quiet for a minute and said, "Well, I sure wish LSU was playing."
"Me too, Son."...
| Outdoor Board|| re: Another Dead Serpent - bendellee on 6/23/14 at 8:07 am|
[quote]That Jeffrey Dahmer stuff IMO[/quote]
Well, your opinion is pretty stupid in this instance....
| Outdoor Board|| re: wear your kill switch...update in OP - bendellee on 6/14/14 at 10:56 pm|
Yep. We were done after we got through hugging and pulling 2x12s out of the lake.
| O-T Lounge|| re: Confirmation your wife has to have sex with you rejoice married men - bendellee on 6/14/14 at 10:49 pm|
I think I'm about to break into tongues....
| Outdoor Board|| re: wear your kill switch...update in OP - bendellee on 6/14/14 at 10:43 pm|
Someone lost the deck on their pier a year ago and it was drifting across the lake just below the surface. We couldn't see it even after we hit it.
As the boat did some sort of acrobatics and I felt myself leaving I thought, " I'm glad I have my kill switch on, but a life jacket would be nice."...
| Outdoor Board|| re: Made the woods of St. Francisville a little safer today - bendellee on 6/14/14 at 10:33 pm|
[quote]Skinning is easy. Just slice a straight line down his belly all the way until you reach the base of the rattles. Put your [b]boot on his head[/b] and peel off and cut the tail right above the rattle. [/quote]
Not gonna work in this case....
| O-T Lounge|| re: Happy Father's Day weekend to the single dad's out there - bendellee on 6/14/14 at 10:08 am|
[quote]Echoes a lot of what my gf says. You can probably tell through my post history that I'm not the happiest guy in the world but a lot of that is self imposed. I beat myself up for shite I can't control and unless I recognize it, it's the cycle starting all over again. All I want for them now is ...
| O-T Lounge|| re: Happy Father's Day weekend to the single dad's out there - bendellee on 6/14/14 at 9:58 am|
If it helps, remember that two happy homes are better than one unhappy home.
And, your place is still "home." Even if they have another. Trust me. It comes from firsthand sentiment....
| O-T Lounge|| re: Why do you love golf? - bendellee on 6/14/14 at 9:52 am|
[quote]I suck so much arse in golf, but it's that one shot that will make you keep coming back [/quote]
Yep. I'm horrid. But first time out this year I eagled the last hole. Drove green on a par 4 and made about a 15' putt. First ever eagle.
Walking off the green I told my Dad, "those two sho...
| O-T Lounge|| re: Happy Father's Day weekend to the single dad's out there - bendellee on 6/14/14 at 9:42 am|
[quote]I had no idea he even remembered painting it with me much less missed it...[/quote] I initially typed out a post about my Dad building my treehouse, and how I remember "helping" build it far more fondly than I recall playing in it.
Bottom line, what we do with them is far more important th...
| O-T Lounge|| re: Happy Father's Day weekend to the single dad's out there - bendellee on 6/14/14 at 9:15 am|
I think that little ritual will prove at some point to have been more important than even you realize now.
Memories often originate from otherwise mundane places.
I can still smell the inside of that 85 Sierra, and re-live vividly the memory of climbing in it every other Friday afternoon. I...
| More Sports Board|| re: What would you shoot at Pinehurst No. 2 this week? - bendellee on 6/14/14 at 12:27 am|
[quote]What would you shoot at Pinehurst No. 2 this week?[/quote]tequila...
| Outdoor Board|| re: Fondest outdoor memory with your dad - bendellee on 6/13/14 at 2:39 pm|
Slipping through the Jackson Parish piney woods "scouting" and "squirrel hunting" in early October, and stopping for a few minutes to eat muscadines off the vine. ...
| O-T Lounge|| re: Had a very strange thing happen a minute ago on Ambien CR - bendellee on 6/12/14 at 11:02 pm|
[quote]I can wake up while on Ambien, take a leak, get a drink of water or milk, check phone for a text, lay down and be back asleep in minutes. [/quote]
I can do the same thing on miller lite. ...
| More Sports Board|| re: So Cali Chrome's Jacka$$ owner just tarnished the entire story with his reaction - bendellee on 6/7/14 at 9:03 pm|
It's the triple crown: three different races.
If he wanted a limited field based on qualifying points he should have bought a race car, instead.
| O-T Lounge|| re: When was your first accident and speeding ticket? - bendellee on 6/5/14 at 1:56 pm|
My first accident was on the way home from paying my first speeding ticket. ...
| O-T Lounge|| re: How would you drink gin given the following choice - bendellee on 6/4/14 at 9:04 am|
There is a Baton Rouge taxicab driver who can verify my position that Gin and Coke is a horrid combination.
| Tiger Rant|| re: Coach PM isn't going anywhere anytime soon (Perspective for you all) - bendellee on 6/3/14 at 8:42 am|
[quote]CPM . . .did a heck of a job getting the team to a #8 seed and has won 5 of the last SECT's.. . . I am disappointed the team didn't advance but it's not like I expected them to necessarily make it to Omaha nor win a title[/quote]
Since CPM has been at LSU, no team has more CWS appearances...
| Tiger Rant|| re: BR Regional Championship: LSU 2, Houston 12 / Final / Season ends 46-16-1 - bendellee on 6/2/14 at 10:12 pm|
Boy, the e3 color guy is the most optimistic in the state....
| Tiger Rant|| re: BR Regional Game 6: Houston 5, LSU 4 - Final/11 - Winner take all Monday at 7pm - bendellee on 6/1/14 at 10:45 pm|
Looks like I'm gonna run out of beer, and equilibrium....
| Tiger Rant|| re: BR Regional Game 6: Houston 5, LSU 4 - Final/11 - Winner take all Monday at 7pm - bendellee on 6/1/14 at 10:41 pm|