| Coaching Changes|| "Saban is still deciding" - Cowherd - The_Joker on 12/11/13 at 12:16 pm|
@ESPN_Colin: Was told by a great source (hopefully most are) Saban is still deciding at this hour. Weighing both sides carefully....
| More Sports Board|| UCF clinches BCS berth with Louisville win - The_Joker on 12/5/13 at 10:16 pm|
GO KNIGHTS!! We comin for you Auburn/Bama/Mizzou :doublebird:...
| Arkansas Sports Board|| Korliss Marshall - The_Joker on 12/2/13 at 8:37 pm|
Let's take a minute to talk about the most dynamic player on our team and the dilemma he presents.
Should be be on offense or defense? Based on what I saw this season, he's more of a home run threat at RB than either Collins or Williams. Should he stay there with them so together they create the...
| SEC Rant|| Good game LSU - The_Joker on 11/29/13 at 11:40 pm|
Sorry I just got out of the UCF game. But anyway the final minute and a half were a fitting end to our season. I truly believe when Bielema gets his players in place for his defense we will be good but for now we aren't there and the better team won. Props to your backup QB for showing up big and I ...
| Arkansas Sports Board|| Weekly "fire Chaney" thread - The_Joker on 11/23/13 at 2:46 pm|
| Outdoor Board|| S&W M&P Shield - The_Joker on 11/12/13 at 8:53 pm|
Anyone have experience with this pistol and any good/bad things to say about it? I'm about to get my first carry gun and know it's pretty popular. I should be able to rent one at a range this weekend but before then I figured I'd come here for opinions. I'll be looking at the 9mm...
| Arkansas Sports Board|| Derpy - The_Joker on 11/11/13 at 3:54 pm|
Will he be moved to LB next year? He'd most likely be at the bottom of the QB depth chart with Allen, Allen, Mitchell and Peavey above him. Will we move him somewhere he might be useful?...
| Arkansas Sports Board|| Chaney needs to go - The_Joker on 11/9/13 at 2:00 pm|
If we want to be a team that grinds it out in offense then we need an OC that calls those plays and is satisfied with that. Chaney feels the need to get cute and run trick plays whenever we get momentum just so he can deflate it. Chaney might be a good OC for certain offenses but for this one (which...
| SEC Rant|| Paging jbond... I have your new sig line ready - The_Joker on 10/20/13 at 9:15 am|
As you might recall in [link=(http://www.secrant.com/rant/display.aspx?p=44390361&pg=2)]this thread [/link] you made a bet with me that Alex Collins and Jonathan Williams would not rush for 100 yards against Bama. Well they did. So for the next month your new sig will now read [b]I swim with tFlagsh...
| Off-Topic Board|| Opposite sex roommates - The_Joker on 10/14/13 at 5:07 pm|
Does it work? I've known the girl a long time and she's dating one of my best friends so no I would have no interest in ever banging or dating her. He's cool with it. Anyone ever done this before and is it recommended? ...
| Arkansas Sports Board|| Do we have any recruits visiting? - The_Joker on 10/12/13 at 12:53 pm|
Might as well send them back home...
| Off-Topic Board|| What are you drinking tonight? - The_Joker on 10/8/13 at 6:54 pm|
For me it's one of my favorite stouts
| Arkansas Sports Board|| Middle aged Gator fans... - The_Joker on 10/5/13 at 10:37 pm|
Are the biggest piece of shite individuals I've ever seen in a stadium. Cheering for personal fouls, laughing at injured players. It took everything I had in me not to turn around and beat the ever loving shite out of those sad excuses for humans sitting behind me. Fick that fanbase and that team.
| SEC Rant|| Gator fans... Gainesville advice? - The_Joker on 10/2/13 at 2:48 pm|
No flames in this thread. I'm gonna be in Gainesville all day Saturday and don't know dick about the city. I was very drunk last time and all I remember is I parked at a Krispy Kreme. What are some good bars to hit up and where can I watch the day games? ...
| Off-Topic Board|| IM excited to make my first nightly IM thread - The_Joker on 10/1/13 at 6:04 pm|
Hay guise! Did I do it right? ...
| Off-Topic Board|| How do you say "pecan"? - The_Joker on 10/1/13 at 4:58 pm|
1. Pee can
2. Puh cahn...
| Arkansas Sports Board|| Brandon Allen yesterday - The_Joker on 9/29/13 at 5:30 pm|
He actually spread the ball around. His first 2 games we saw pretty much nothing but Herndon. Yesterday it was pretty even all around. Good to see! Still wish he wouldn't abandon plays so early sometimes though...
| Arkansas Sports Board|| I'm feeling very good about UF - The_Joker on 9/28/13 at 9:26 pm|
That is all. ...
| Movie/TV Board|| In Time (Justin Timberlake movie) - The_Joker on 9/27/13 at 4:40 pm|
Is it any good? I need something to watch with a lady friend tonight and noticed its on HBOGO. ...
| Off-Topic Board|| Any Cocks coming to UCF? - The_Joker on 9/27/13 at 3:32 pm|
It's unlikely but if any of y'all are coming to UCF and have questions about where to park or get drunk then post them here :cheers:...
| Off-Topic Board|| Sports betting tips? - The_Joker on 9/23/13 at 3:11 pm|
I've never bet on sports online and I want to start but i know nothing about it. What site do yall use and how do I make sure nobody in Croatia takes all my money?...
| SEC Rant|| Wasn't Drake supposed to be at A&M tonight? - The_Joker on 9/14/13 at 12:48 am|
Just saw him on Fallon. Wtf?...
| Off-Topic Board|| I hate Lockheed Martin - The_Joker on 9/9/13 at 10:52 pm|
That's all. I'm drunk. frick this company. ...
| Arkansas Sports Board|| Samford Post Game Thoughts Thread - The_Joker on 9/7/13 at 9:29 pm|
Post em here. I'll start.
A win is a win
With that said, I had a lot more Maker's Mark than I'd planned.
Alex Collins is a muhfuggin beast.
Brandon Allen pulled a bit of a Brandon Allen but he still held it together.
Our defense is in trouble when we face HUNH offenses unless they figur...
| Music Board|| Detox - The_Joker on 9/5/13 at 8:16 pm|
Is it ever going to come out? I don't really follow the music industry but I know it was announced like 12 years ago and all we heard forever was "it's coming". Then like 3 years ago Dre released that single with Eminem and Skylar Grey and nothing has happened since then that I've heard. Someone upd...
| Arkansas Sports Board|| Alex Collins is good people - The_Joker on 9/3/13 at 6:16 pm|
[quote]@jalowry1: @Budda03 saw a ULL player pull you back down after the whistle. After the next play, you helped two ULL players up. Way to represent man.[/quote]
| SEC Rant|| SEC Players of the Week: Week 1 - The_Joker on 9/2/13 at 12:11 pm|
Offensive: Todd Gurley, Georgia- 12 carries, 154 yards, 2 TDs
Defensive: Robinson Therezie, Auburn- 7 tackles, 2 INT
Special Teams: Christion Jones, Alabama- PR for TD, KR for TD
Defensive Line: Trey Flowers, Arkansas- 4.5 tackles, 3 TFL, 2 sacks
Offensive Line: La'el Collins, LSU
| Arkansas Sports Board|| ULL Post game thoughts thread - The_Joker on 8/31/13 at 6:24 pm|
Post them here. I'll go first.
Here are my thoughts.
| More Sports Board|| Duke Johnson is a beast - The_Joker on 8/30/13 at 7:54 pm|
I know it's FAU but he's got 130 yards with 13 minutes left in the 2nd quarter. ...
| Off-Topic Board|| Your sperm cell was the fastest out of 100 million - The_Joker on 8/28/13 at 1:09 pm|
Remember that whenever you're feeling like shite. You won the death race to that egg. It's pretty damn impressive. ...