| Off-Topic Board|| Jurassic Park - Vols&Shaft83 on 7/21/14 at 10:08 pm|
Watching on AMC. Do you think we'll ever be able to genetically engineer dinosaurs?
What is your favorite dinosaur? ...
| Tennessee Sports|| Who's on your All-Vol Team - Vols&Shaft83 on 7/21/14 at 2:00 pm|
On Mobile right now, so I'll have to post my complete line up later.
But for now
QB- Manning/Martin (I'm conflicted because of Manning's record against UF)
RB's- Webb and Lewis
Will finish later. .......
| Off-Topic Board|| Father of the year: Beats Child Molester unconscious - Vols&Shaft83 on 7/18/14 at 2:22 pm|
[quote]DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. -- Police say a Daytona Beach father beat an 18-year-old man unconscious after finding him sexually abusing his son.
Authorities say the father called 9...
| Off-Topic Board|| How to learn about auto maintenance? * spin off - Vols&Shaft83 on 7/9/14 at 1:26 pm|
I want to learn how to work on cars, both for financial purposes (saving money) and as a hobby. Any suggestions on where to start?
Should I take classes at a Voc school?...
| Political Talk|| Hey, is this racist? - Vols&Shaft83 on 7/6/14 at 6:01 pm|
| Off-Topic Board|| Hillary Clinton asked for Autograph. ........ - Vols&Shaft83 on 6/19/14 at 8:34 pm|
| Off-Topic Board|| My worst nightmare: Duck Stampede - Vols&Shaft83 on 6/18/14 at 8:30 pm|
Wouldn't get out of the car for a million Red Skins
| SEC Rant|| Who is your team's "Best that Never Was"? - Vols&Shaft83 on 6/17/14 at 12:50 pm|
Who was that player that could have been a superstar, but never reached their potential, due to injury/behavior/academics/etc.
For Tennessee, it has to be Chuck Webb. Johnny Majors said he's the only player he ever coached that could compare with Tony Dorsett. Career ending knee injury against ...
| Off-Topic Board|| IRS Has 'Lost' Two Years of Lois Lerner's Emails - Vols&Shaft83 on 6/13/14 at 5:17 pm|
[quote]According to the House Ways and Means Committee, the IRS has "lost" two years of emails belonging to former head of tax exempt organizations Lois Lerner. The IRS doesn't have a record of her emails to outside groups or government agencies from January 2009 through April 2011, conveniently enc...
| Off-Topic Board|| Shaft's Official 10,000th Post Thread - Vols&Shaft83 on 6/10/14 at 10:52 pm|
Here's what I honestly think of you:
[b]StrawsDrawnAtRandom[/b]Listen, you Korean/Mexican bitch, Bergdahl is a deserter and a traitor, isn't worth 5 Taliban prisoners, so quit sucking his dick. Go frick yourself
[b]870Hog-[/b] Besides ArklaMissy, you are the only Hog I can stand. But you try ...
| Off-Topic Board|| I would make so many babies with Natalie Dormer - Vols&Shaft83 on 6/10/14 at 10:10 pm|
| Off-Topic Board|| Shaft's Pre- 10,000th post Thread - Vols&Shaft83 on 6/10/14 at 7:28 pm|
Not gonna let some uptight OTB'er RA my shite like a puss cake and get me banned before post #10,000...
| Off-Topic Board|| Suggestions for 10,000th post - Vols&Shaft83 on 6/10/14 at 4:41 pm|
| Gaming Board|| The Wolf Among Us- Ep 4: In Sheep's Clothing - Vols&Shaft83 on 6/4/14 at 7:37 am|
Downloading now: SIAP
Anybody played through it yet?...
| Off-Topic Board|| Any other June Birthdays? Any other Geminis? - Vols&Shaft83 on 6/2/14 at 1:32 pm|
I just found out my birth month is also LGBT month, which is fricking ghey. ...
| Off-Topic Board|| It's 4:21 AM and I've been drinking - Vols&Shaft83 on 5/23/14 at 3:21 am|
Waffle house time biches...
| Off-Topic Board|| Was this man the Zodiac Killer? - Vols&Shaft83 on 5/14/14 at 9:52 pm|
[b]The Most Dangerous Animal of All [/b]
AN explosive new book by a US executive alleges his father is the Zodiac Killer — one of the most notorious and so-far uncaught serial killers in American history.
| Off-Topic Board|| Panda Dogs - Vols&Shaft83 on 5/14/14 at 3:19 pm|
[quote]Pet shop owner Hsin Ch'en told photo agency Central European News that he can't keep up with demand for the chow chows who are dyed to look like pandas.
Story continues after panda dogs ...
| Off-Topic Board|| Check the toilet for pythons - Vols&Shaft83 on 5/12/14 at 6:20 pm|
[quote]A woman in Singapore was in for a nasty surprise after she sat down to use the bathroom earlier this month and was reportedly bitten by a python that was in the toilet.
According to AsiaOne, 34-year-old Noraslinda Asat felt a sharp pain shortly after sitting down on the toilet in the m...
| Off-Topic Board|| South Korea Official says North Korea "must disappear soon" - Vols&Shaft83 on 5/12/14 at 5:12 pm|
[quote]South Korean Defense Ministry spokesman Kim Min-seok told reporters at a briefing in Seoul that North Korea isn't a real country and exists for the benefit of only one person, a reference to dictator Kim Jong Un. He said the North has no human rights or public freedoms.
South Korea h...
| Off-Topic Board|| When you Retire: - Vols&Shaft83 on 5/7/14 at 1:48 pm|
I'm almost 31 now, and barring catastrophy, I plan on retiring before age 45 if I remain a bachelor or 50 if I get remarried and have kids.
I'm a frugal person, I don't buy toys often. For example, even though I can afford to go to almost any car dealership and write a check for a brand new ...
| Off-Topic Board|| Best place to drop a deuce in Columbia, SC - Vols&Shaft83 on 5/1/14 at 11:07 am|
I gotta find an Indian Restaurant near by, I want this poop to be legendary. ...
| Off-Topic Board|| Question for the OTB Nubians - Vols&Shaft83 on 5/1/14 at 7:03 am|
Can I attend the Columbia Black Expo, or is that against the rules?
I ask because Kurtis Blow is performing and I happen to be a fan.
| Off-Topic Board|| 6 injured in Georgia FedEx shooting. - Vols&Shaft83 on 4/29/14 at 7:54 am|
[quote]The shooting occurred at a warehouse 1675 Airport Road, Kennesaw, near the Cobb County Airport.
Cobb County Police spokeswoman Dana Pierce confirmed there is active and ongoing inci...
| Political Talk|| IRS awards bonuses to > 2,800 workers facing disciplinary action. - Vols&Shaft83 on 4/22/14 at 7:04 pm|
[quote]WASHINGTON (AP) — The Internal Revenue Service has paid more than $2.8 million in bonuses to employees with recent disciplinary problems, including $1 million...
| Off-Topic Board|| Japanese Sausage Fest- Maybe NSFW - Vols&Shaft83 on 4/9/14 at 5:57 pm|
"WIENER, WIENER WIENER, WIENER WIENER, WIENER WIENER. OOOOONE WIENER, NEXT TO ANOTHER WIENER. ..................."
Each spring, people flock to Kawasaki, Japan, to celebrate Kanamara Matsuri, aka the "Festival of the Steel Phallus."
Held this year on April 6, the festival is a celebratio...
| Off-Topic Board|| How did you end up with the car that you drive? - Vols&Shaft83 on 4/7/14 at 9:10 pm|
I'm 30, I don't have a girlfriend at the moment, but I do bless a couple of ladies, 27 and 38, with my penis on occasion and the other day I was blasting the 27 year old in the face like Jackson Pollock and I wondered:
How did you end up with the car that you drive? ...
| Movie/TV Board|| If it were released today, Where would the Exorcist rank among scariest movies? - Vols&Shaft83 on 4/7/14 at 12:26 pm|
Now, I've seen The Exorcist about 167 times, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT (sorry, couldn't help myself).
I think this movie was ruined for me because before I saw it for the first time when I was 15, every single adult in my life told me it was "the scariest movie ever...
| Off-Topic Board|| Time for Shortest Book Ever Written - Vols&Shaft83 on 4/3/14 at 6:56 pm|
[b]The concept is simple. The books are short, or blank essentially, because their authors don’t know what the hell to write about on the given subjects. Get it? If not, you will.[/b]
Democrats I would vote for- Alahunter
Jesus and Me- Stonehog
Being Black- TBirdSpur
When Cops are Wr...
| Off-Topic Board|| Portraits - Vols&Shaft83 on 4/2/14 at 8:13 pm|
There was a hunter in the woods, who, after a long day hunting, was in the middle of an immense forest. It was getting dark, and having lost his bearings, he decided to head in one direction until he was clear of the increasingly oppressive foliage. After what seemed like hours, he came across a cab...