| Tiger Rant|| Uncle Verne calls play by play for replay thinking its live action - Alatgr on 11/23/13 at 9:43 pm|
[quote]Poor, old Uncle Verne must feel like he's in Groundhog Day. On second-and-four, LSU ran a quick pitch to Jeremy Hill for a loss of two yards. LSU was also penalized for illegal formation. The penalty was ...
| Tiger Rant|| Help me understand: "the rain hurt Auburns offense" - Alatgr on 11/20/13 at 9:40 am|
I've read that on here, and now I'm hearing it from newly cocky Auburn fans blaming it for their one loss. How in the hell did rain give an advantage to a balanced run/pass offense but disadvantage a predominantly run offense? All my life wet turf and a wet ball has been said to hinder the passing g...
| O-T Lounge|| Endorsamania on Linkedin - Alatgr on 10/23/13 at 11:01 am|
I have a Linkedin profile because someone at some point told me I needed one. So far it hasn't helped me one on iota in my professional life.
In the last month I have been repeatedly "endorsed" by people I hardly know for my "skills" they have never had any experience with.
So I guess I'm supp...
| O-T Lounge|| Punishing your misbehaving lady by withholding sex - Alatgr on 10/4/13 at 10:17 am|
Has any man successfully accomplished this? I have tried many times, and failed each and every time.
I'm all "you're cut off!" And she's all laughing mockingly at me "oh really?" and has to prove me wrong and then 3 minutes and 18 seconds later I'm all nekkid and sassifed and she's got this smu...
| Tiger Rant|| There aren't any defensive adjustments possible - Alatgr on 9/30/13 at 11:00 am|
I tried them all Saturday. Left side of couch. Right side of couch. Middle of couch. Left side of love seat. Right side. Standing behind couch. Standing right in front of TV. Even sitting on the floor. Throwing things at TV. Not throwing things. Nothing worked. :wah:...
| O-T Lounge|| Songbird impales hummingbird on stick. Decapitates. Feeds to chicks. - Alatgr on 9/15/13 at 1:16 pm|
So I got a hummingbird feeder the other day, and was reading about them, and what eats them on Wiki, cause I'm a total fricking dork (:sad:), when I came across some bird called the Loggerhead Shrike. So I searched Youtube, and wah lah.
| O-T Lounge|| What is wrong in this picture? - Alatgr on 7/26/13 at 6:15 pm|
(other than stopping to take a pic instead of telling them what they are doing wrong)
| O-T Lounge|| Another heartwarming serviceman/pet reunion - Alatgr on 7/24/13 at 2:38 pm|
| O-T Lounge|| So women find Nicolas Cage attractive? - Alatgr on 6/12/13 at 2:12 pm|
Nicolas Cage is in Mobile filming some stupid arse Russian mobster movie. From various social media, and local media, seems a large portion of the local ladies are going nutzo over him.
Is this just because he is rich and famous in a largely redneck town that never sees celebrities, or because he ...
| O-T Lounge|| Which ranter is this? - Alatgr on 6/6/13 at 8:55 am|
Just spotted in downtown Mobile. (Toonces version :casty:)
| O-T Lounge|| Scientific study: Bishes be crazy - Alatgr on 5/23/13 at 12:10 pm|
[quote]Women 40 Percent More Likely To Develop Mental Illness Than Men[/quote]
[quote]A new study to be published by Oxford University Press finds that women are ne...
| O-T Lounge|| Live Wheel of Fortune WOWYHI - Alatgr on 5/21/13 at 6:55 pm|
Contestant 1 (a/k/a "Nindja" :lol:)
| O-T Lounge|| Live Jeopardy WOWYHI - Alatgr on 5/14/13 at 6:23 pm|
| O-T Lounge|| Study: Bacon and butter are good for you. - Alatgr on 5/8/13 at 9:12 am|
:nana: :nana: :nana:
[link=(http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/05/07/want-to-get-healthier-and-leaner-eat-more-fat/)]Dreams do come true[/link]
[quote]"...adding traditional fats back into your diet could actually make you healthier and leaner.
...Fat will not make you fat. A 2003 study from ...
| O-T Lounge|| Daily North Korea be crazy thread: F-22s deployed to South Korea - Alatgr on 3/31/13 at 8:11 pm|
That's gonna piss that angry lil commie bastard off even more. I look forward to his next bat shite looney response.
| Tiger Rant|| LSU basketball makes me sad. - Alatgr on 3/6/13 at 10:52 pm|
92.23187% of the time when I'm able to watch or listen, they just can't seem to pull it out.
79.98234% of the time when I can't, or don't, watch or listen, they pull off a great game.
And I love college basketball. I'm my favorite team's worst jinx.:sad:
And I am...
| Music Board|| Any JazzFest accommodations tips? - Alatgr on 2/15/13 at 4:00 pm|
I used to stay with the friends, but the selfish a-holes all started making babies.
I have several friends going and we would prefer to rent a house/condo either near the Fairgrounds or Uptown rather than hotel rooms. VRBO.com and HomeAway.com pickings are pretty slim.
| O-T Lounge|| R.I.P. Mr Drummond - Alatgr on 1/16/13 at 1:12 pm|
[link=(http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/01/16/diffrent-strokes-dad-conrad-bain-dies-at-age-8/)]Whach you talkin' bout?[/link]
And how did I miss Gary Coleman already being dead? :confused:...
| O-T Lounge|| Nicely wrapping presents is like buying expensive lingerie - Alatgr on 12/24/12 at 2:37 pm|
I don't really see the point since the idea behind both is to remove it as quickly as possible. :dunno:...
| Coaching Changes|| Does anyone else have post-coaching change frenzy depression? - Alatgr on 12/7/12 at 4:27 pm|
Everybody's been fired who was gonna be fired, most likely. UK, AU, Tenn and ARK have all made their hires. There's only a few small programs left no one gives a shite about.
I feel all empty inside. :sad:...
| Tiger Rant|| List of offenses LSU "has not seen the likes of." - Alatgr on 12/5/12 at 8:00 am|
Arkansas 2011 maybe?
A&M this year?
Somebody help me out. Seems like there have been more. When will opposing fans stop saying this stupid shit? Why should 26 pts against Auburn and 17 against USCe scare me?...
| Tiger Rant|| Why do so many apparently assume we will donkey stomp Clemson? - Alatgr on 12/2/12 at 9:04 pm|
Please discuss. We didn't really donkey stomp any team we played this year that had a pulse.
:ib4Milesneverlosesbowlgames; and prepared for ranter reponse: [img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-H0t6aqz2CrU/TpRQJrZBUAI/AAAAAAAAl2c/gXZYiuqvvIE/s1600/GeorgeBushDuckingShoe.gif[/img]...
| SEC Rant|| Nevermind - Alatgr on 11/28/12 at 9:13 am|
This thread is already on the coaching changes board.
please have mercy on my soul. ...
| Tiger Rant|| How did LSU defend Johnny Manziel differently then Bamber? - Alatgr on 11/12/12 at 6:20 pm|
I've seen it referenced several times that Lil Nicky was too arrogant to follow the blueprint LSU gave him for keeping Manziel in check, but I don't what the difference was. I know LSU switched to a 3-4, but that's Bambers' base defense. What did Bamber fail to do?
TIA and IAP IDGAF. :cheers:...
| O-T Lounge|| Alatgr's highly sporadic OT Confessional Thread - Alatgr on 10/17/12 at 10:08 am|
Come now, my brethren and sister-thren of the OT, and release thy self-imposed burdens upon thyselves. This is the thread to confess your lies, transgressions, embarrassments, and especially-perversions. Lift the great weight that your secrets have inflicted upon you, and bask in the sweet release o...
| O-T Lounge|| More annoying Facebook people: Expectant mothers, or new mothers? - Alatgr on 10/11/12 at 5:22 pm|
Discuss. I'm gonna say new mothers by an arse hair.
(Congrats to the people below who are too cool for Facebook, and yeah, I know I don't have to look at it. Thanks.:cheers:)...
| O-T Lounge|| The first thing you do when you get a new hot chick Facebook friend? - Alatgr on 9/21/12 at 9:40 am|
Go to photo albums and click on anything titled "Summer Fun", "Summer time", "Hooray for Spring", "Pool Party!" etc.?
Or is that just me? ...
| O-T Lounge|| When did TWC's Stephanie Abrams get fat???? - Alatgr on 8/28/12 at 8:54 am|
I searched, and saw some discussion of her ample teets in the 500 page thread, but no mention of her newfound fatness. She's reporting from New Orleans now and she looks like she is 5 months preggo, but she is not sporting a rock. So either her fingers are too swollen to wear said rock, sh...
| Music Board|| Deluna Fest, Pensacola Beach Sept 21-23-anybody else going? - Alatgr on 8/21/12 at 9:36 am|
The lineup is sick, I tells ya. Sick!
| O-T Lounge|| Fapper's remorse-who gets it? - Alatgr on 7/26/12 at 12:42 pm|
(Same question for the LLOTOT post buffing the bead)
I almost always feel a little disgusted with myself.
Is there a cure? (Besides not fapping)...