| SEC Rant|| The Egg Bowl will never decide the division. - TeLeFaWx on 10/6/14 at 5:12 pm|
I know it's looking possible at the moment but I refuse to believe that the winner of that game goes to Atlanta. College football throws you a curve ball every now and then but it will never throw us this one. Bookmark for later. ...
| SEC Rant|| Is "knowing how to win" a thing? - TeLeFaWx on 9/28/14 at 8:27 am|
I say, "yes". In 2011, A&M lead every opponent, sans one, by double digits at some point in the game. Most of those being halftime leads. A&M finished 6-6. There were disastrous collapses almost every week. Arkansas getting lucky at Jerry World being one that particularly disgusts me. I remember the...
| SEC Rant|| Do Arkansas fans really think their team is better than South Carolina? - TeLeFaWx on 9/24/14 at 9:05 pm|
Look, piggies. You're better than LSU. Not hard. You might even be better than Mizzou. Slightly more impressive. But do you really think Bielema goes .500 in conference play? That's insane. Auburn is already in the books. Texas A&M, Georgia, and Bama are auto-losses. BEST case scenario you miraculou...
| SEC Rant|| Would Tiger fans rather see the gumps or the Aggies in Atlanta? - TeLeFaWx on 9/23/14 at 11:25 am|
LSU and Auburn fans seem to be having a bit of resentment towards their friends in College Station lately... but why? Is the devil know better than the one you don't? You're more scared of Sumlin than Saban? I just don't get it....
| SEC Rant|| Give the SEC West QBs a grade on a scale of 1-100 - TeLeFaWx on 9/22/14 at 4:45 pm|
50 is average for what you've seen out of the position the last 4 years. 80 would be All-American caliber. 90+ would be Heisman candidacy. 40 would be average QB with freshman level mistakes. 20 or lower would be a starter at LSU.
1. Kenny Hill - 87
2. Dak Prescott - 82
3. Nick Marshall - 69
| SEC Rant|| 6-6 is a real possibility for LSU - TeLeFaWx on 9/21/14 at 1:07 pm|
Texas A&M, Alabama, Auburn and Ole Miss are clearly better teams. Arkansas and Florida are tossups.
The only gimmes are Kentucky and New Mexico State.
To avoid 6-6, LSU needs to win one of their tossups and win one they shouldn't. I think this happens, and LSU goes 7-5 and beats someone they s...
| SEC Rant|| upsets happen every week.. - TeLeFaWx on 9/13/14 at 2:10 am|
Rocky Top you'll always be!
Home sweet home to me!!
Good ole Rocky Top!
Rocky Top Tennessee!!!!
My uncle was a two time All-American at Oklahoma and won two nattys under Switzer. My mother, her mother and her father and her sister went there. My dad's brother and his wife, his other brother's ...
| SEC Rant|| Baylor going undefeated. - TeLeFaWx on 9/12/14 at 8:42 pm|
Is proof the SEC will never get two teams in. ESPN announcer asked him if he would ever stop scheduling little sisters of the poor. He said no. He said the his goal is to go undefeated. shite. Even then, a one loss SEC team would have to be picked over TWO conference champs, one of which will undoubt...
| SEC Rant|| Kenny Hill already the best QB in the division. - TeLeFaWx on 8/29/14 at 7:49 am|
I still think Maty Mauk is the best in the conference, but Hill is obviously better than Sims, whatever LSU has, Dak, Bo, Marshall, and I won't even waste time trying to look up the piggies starter...
But what do you credit most?
Pure talent? The guys dad has over 100 wins in the bigs and he'...
| SEC Rant|| Special Teams - TeLeFaWx on 8/26/14 at 4:43 pm|
Alabama probably loses to Virginia Tech last year without it.
LSU probably never has a chance to let 21-0 happen if they didn't have filthy special teams.
Auburn and kick six.
There are probably lots more.
So who are going to be your special teams returners?
A&M will have Speedy...
| SEC Rant|| One more unemployment claim to be signed "Roll Tide"... - TeLeFaWx on 7/14/14 at 1:19 pm|
| SEC Rant|| How long before SEC stadiums have party decks? - TeLeFaWx on 6/9/14 at 6:37 pm|
When millenials become the bulk of season ticket holders. No one wants nose bleeds....
| Off-Topic Board|| Hangout Music Festival - TeLeFaWx on 4/24/14 at 4:26 pm|
A teasip I went to high school with talked me in to going with them. Her fellow tu sorostitute friends seem excited. It'll sandwhich Suburbiafest and Free Press Summer Fest, in what looks to be an expensive couple weekends for me.
Anyone ever been? What are things I should do?...
| Off-Topic Board|| Invention ideas? - TeLeFaWx on 4/17/14 at 6:57 pm|
Any good ones?
My idea is to make black boxes in your car you have to plug your phone in to in order to start the engine. It prevents texting and driving. Sell it to dads who are giving their daughters their first vehicle and upcharge the shite out of them to ensure the safety of their little girl...
| SEC Rant|| Which will be the first little 3 opponent to beat Texas A&M? - TeLeFaWx on 4/3/14 at 8:41 am|
I think this year will be their best chance of the next 7 or 8 years. New QB, and the defense is still young. Once our perpetual top 5 recruiting classes start stock piling talent, the little 3 won't stand a chance, so they better knock off the mean old Aggies while they have a chance.
| Help Board|| I am picking an SEC East team to follow and I would like access. - TeLeFaWx on 4/2/14 at 1:09 pm|
I have settled on Georgia or Tennessee because they both have dog mascots, but I am leading towards Tennessee because Smokey is a much cooler dog.
Can I please have access to Georgia and/or Tennessee boards?...
| Off-Topic Board|| IM not hungover on my birthday - TeLeFaWx on 3/29/14 at 12:59 pm|
Heading to Dallas for a wedding. You see a handsome sumbitch in uptown later with a suit hit me up.
Also. Post crazy wedding stories. ...
| Texas A&M Sports Board|| theGarnetWay's first pair of cowboy boots? - TeLeFaWx on 3/27/14 at 3:41 pm|
| SEC Rant|| What week does Brandon take the job from Anthony? - TeLeFaWx on 3/5/14 at 6:03 am|
My guess? Week 6. I think the Gus Bus makes it official. A B1G defense exposed Jennings for what he was. It was a one of the worst QB performances LSU has had in a while, and that's saying something. The sad part is, he had two all-world receivers to throw too, and an awesome running attack to help ...
| Off-Topic Board|| Television thread? Or basically True Detective theories? - TeLeFaWx on 2/25/14 at 5:14 pm|
Had some friends send me some crazy pictures of past episodes with hints and such, so I have my own which is pretty simple. What about y'all?...