| SEC Rant|| Johnny's Reyotch!! - KaiserSoze99 on 3/6/14 at 7:08 pm|
| SEC Rant|| Proposed New SEC Safety Rules: Height, Weight, and Speed limits - KaiserSoze99 on 3/5/14 at 3:59 pm|
These bitch-ass rules are specifically geared toward frickING Saban! MUUUUWWWWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! frick YOU!!! Let's all be whiny little bitches!!!
1. No SEC football player may weigh over 250 pounds, as bigger players cause more injuries. A player will have a maximum weigh...
| SEC Rant|| So, how exactly did Saban/Bert "bait and switch" the SEC? - KaiserSoze99 on 3/5/14 at 2:57 pm|
Did the SEC implement a 10-second rule? What happened?
| SEC Rant|| VOTE: All in favor of limiting the number of plays per game. - KaiserSoze99 on 3/5/14 at 8:40 am|
Since Nick and Bert are sooooo concerned about player safety (read win loss safety), and since Nick believes that smoking more cigarettes is likely more harmful to one's health, we can only conclude that Nick believes that more plays per game = more injuries.
[b][b]I want a vote on this:[/b][/b]
| Political Talk|| Texas Gay Marriage Holding is Wrong - KaiserSoze99 on 2/28/14 at 12:22 pm|
I am as libertarian as one can get. I agree that gay couples should be allowed to marry. But I HATE when judges TWIST the law to make it fit a desired result, and further destroy the limits on gov. power in the Constitution. I believe doing so is treason. But I digress.
I just read the holdin...
| SEC Rant|| I would just like to clarify...THESE were NOT Aggies - KaiserSoze99 on 2/28/14 at 10:01 am|
...we prefer sheep!
Und ich weiß nicht, ob das ist Deutsche. Fick dich!
| SEC Rant|| To those in charge: Can we please get a GOOD SECN promo video? - KaiserSoze99 on 2/27/14 at 10:04 am|
This may not be the appropriate forum, but somebody needs to get this shite right.
None of this "SEC SEC SEC" bullcrap. We need something that asserts the league's true image. It's made up of the badest badasses that ever walked the Earth. They are Gladiators. They are titans. They deserve ...
| Political Talk|| Getting tired of "Liberal's" (read Commies) Misguided Constitutional Philosophy - KaiserSoze99 on 2/25/14 at 7:04 am|
What the F?
| Political Talk|| Argument on The Rant. Which is the Best Political Diagram??? - KaiserSoze99 on 2/17/14 at 11:30 am|
Can you believe this discussion is going on ON THE SECRANT of all places?
So which is it?...
| SEC Rant|| Ruffians Form Wall to Block Out Westboro Baptist Weirdos - KaiserSoze99 on 2/17/14 at 7:34 am|
| Texas A&M Sports Board|| Somebody with a TexAgs Account -- 12 Man debate -- Further Evidence - KaiserSoze99 on 2/14/14 at 12:16 pm|
Somebody with an account or who is in contact with cuppycup or telcoag, please give them this link that talks about Heinie Weir after the fact.
[quote]W. C. (Heinie) Weir
[img]http://www.schreiner.edu/alumni/awards/images/athletics/weir.jpg[/img]W.C. (Heinie) Weir '45 was Schreiner Institute’s h...
| Texas A&M Sports Board|| How Many Wins Saves Kennedy's Job? - KaiserSoze99 on 2/12/14 at 10:02 am|
He has 13 right now, with 10 losses. Does he get another gimme year? I just don't see him as the answer right now. ...
| Texas A&M Sports Board|| Wikipedia New Page on OBSESSION. Please add to the content. - KaiserSoze99 on 2/4/14 at 11:56 am|
[link=(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randolph_Duke_%28obsession%29)]Randolph Duke (obsession)[/link]
Thanks Ranters. Let us keep the world informed of the serious condition.
Thank you for making Wikipedia educational and informative for future generations....
| SEC Rant|| Interesting Deutscher Offseason Articles on Mike Slive owning CFB ...Again... - KaiserSoze99 on 1/27/14 at 11:46 am|
[link=(http://msn.foxsports.com/college-football/story/mike-slive-sec-expansion-virginia-north-carolina-012314)]Mike Slive can make the SEC even stronger.[/link]
| Texas A&M Sports Board|| Allow me to pat myself on the ass......again. - KaiserSoze99 on 1/23/14 at 1:30 pm|
Some of you know that I used to post under the handle [i]99 Luftballoons[/i] on TexAgs prior to their weakass permaban.
I wish to pat myself on the arse again for [link=(http://forums.texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?topic_id=1636495&forum_id=6)][u]this thread[/u][/link] where I NAILED it and the b...
| SEC Rant|| Rank SEC Athletic Directors --- (offseason thread) - KaiserSoze99 on 1/23/14 at 10:16 am|
1. Jeremy Foley (Florida)
2. Greg McGarity (Georgia)
3. Jeff Long (Arkansas)
4. Eric Hyman (Texas A&M)
t5. Joe Alleva (LSU)
t5. Bill Battle (Alabama)
t5. Jay Jacobs (Auburn)
8. Mitch Barnhart (Kentucky)
t9. Scott Stricklin (Mississippi State)
t9. Dave Hart (Tennessee)
t11. David Williams...
| SEC Rant|| An Unfortunate Bobby Petrino Photograph....already in trouble at LU. - KaiserSoze99 on 1/9/14 at 4:52 pm|
| SEC Rant|| Current SEC Men's Basketball Standings - KaiserSoze99 on 1/9/14 at 12:34 pm|
3. Texas A&M
8. Ole Miss
11. Mississippi State
14. South Carolina
Is it too early to start chest thumping about this?
| SEC Rant|| Johnny, Tre, and Hill are the Three-headed Monster of the All Bowl Team. - KaiserSoze99 on 1/9/14 at 11:42 am|
| Off-Topic Board|| I have changed my mind. Oklahoma WOULD be a good SEC fit. - KaiserSoze99 on 1/9/14 at 9:31 am|
[link=(http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/01/08/us-usa-oklahoma-wedgie-idUSBREA071LI20140108)]Oklahoma Man Charged with "Atomic Wedgie" Murder of Step-Father.[/link]
| Texas A&M Sports Board|| TO TbirdSpur: About Django -- so off topic that the OT board is inappropriate. - KaiserSoze99 on 1/9/14 at 9:08 am|
We have chatted about Django before and about how good Quentin Tarantino makes seriously screwed up situations seem funny. That's probably one of the coolest movies I have ever seen and definitely will own it.
Recently, I ran across a movie I saw back in high school that was probably Tarantino...
| SEC Rant|| Tebow will not be bad on SEC Network. - KaiserSoze99 on 1/6/14 at 10:51 am|
[link=(http://espn.go.com/ncf/preview?gameId=340060002)]Needs some voice coaching but he is articulate and will be polished by next season.[/link]
Hate away.....on the NON-PORN link.
| SEC Rant|| proud of the Ruffians. - KaiserSoze99 on 1/3/14 at 11:31 pm|
| SEC Rant|| Let all the Oklahoma Member Riding be Consolidated into one thread. - KaiserSoze99 on 1/3/14 at 9:08 am|
Vote on it here and we can all RA for a sticky.
laisser le joie dans la défaite de l'ennemi
| SEC Recruiting|| LB Kenny Young -- LSU fans. What's y'all's take? Any word? - KaiserSoze99 on 12/31/13 at 10:03 am|
Sorry about the dry fire.
| Coaching Changes|| Mark Dantonio says Meatchicken State is Destination Job, not a stop. - KaiserSoze99 on 12/20/13 at 8:30 am|
[link=(http://www.freep.com/article/20131217/SPORTS07/312170115/texas-football-coach-mark-dantonio-michigan-state)]But, but, but.......We're Texas!!!![/link]
Any coach would drop their shite and walk, nay, RUN away to Austin to take that job! God would give up the throne to coach the sips!
| SEC Rant|| I'm Mad ---- Vol. 2 --- BCSNC Game features the #1 SOS team v. the #38 SOS team. - KaiserSoze99 on 12/17/13 at 1:04 pm|
[link=(http://www.teamrankings.com/college-football/ranking/strength-of-schedule-by-team)]Buzzards #1 --- Semen Holes #38[/link]
[u][b]For the love of sandy 200-year-old African giant tortoise sodomy.
This game should feature 2 SE...
| SEC Rant|| A healthy Colt McCoy would have beat the F out of Bama. - KaiserSoze99 on 12/17/13 at 6:47 am|
[link=(http://texas.247sports.com/Board/21/Im-finally-convinced-of-one-thing-24107298)]This little sip is finally convinced.[/link]
Nein, ich weiß nicht, ob es Deutsche.
Das Loch Thema De...
| SEC Recruiting|| LSU fans -- with Mack Brown done -- Jamal Adams -- Any word? - KaiserSoze99 on 12/16/13 at 11:34 am|
It looks like a race between the longhorns and Tigers (and UF/Ole Miss) may be tilted slightly in LSU's favor.
| SEC Rant|| You know what really BLOWS about the final SEC West Standings? - KaiserSoze99 on 12/12/13 at 9:25 am|
(No, I don't mean that Ole Miss blows. Shut the frick up, grinders. :lol::cheers:)
What I mean is--that is a pretty fricking good football team. Ole Miss would have probably been in the top 2-3 in the Pac, B1G, or ACC, and probably wou...