| SEC Score Board|| aubie. sawing varsity's horns off. - KaiserSoze99 on 12/7/13 at 7:26 pm|
| SEC Score Board|| Ohio State needs to win by 40 to get in. - KaiserSoze99 on 12/7/13 at 7:11 pm|
frickin cockuckers got to play a SHITTY conference. To knock off the SEC streak by fiat is cowardly and shitty. frick THE GODDAMN JELLY YANKEES!!!
| SEC Score Board|| Damn. Josey. - KaiserSoze99 on 12/7/13 at 6:18 pm|
Flag the tPOS on that shite....
| SEC Score Board|| Damn. Tre Mason. - KaiserSoze99 on 12/7/13 at 6:14 pm|
He good. ...
| SEC Rant|| I just can't hate Nick Saban. - KaiserSoze99 on 12/7/13 at 10:26 am|
What's not to like about that guy. His gameday appearence just now was spot on. The guy is just....likable.
| SEC Rant|| Putting aside my lingering BUTTHURT and JEALOUSY to congratulate the Ruffians. - KaiserSoze99 on 12/5/13 at 8:58 am|
We Aggies knew y'all had a good program and defended you from the beginning. Now, in year two, y'all have a well deserved shot at the title.
I am a jealous and butthurt motherfricker right now, but I don't hate (and never have hated) Zou, even when you beat us in overtime like 3 years in a row th...
| SEC Rant|| UPDATED: SEC Coaches Rankings, Now that the Regular Season is Over. - KaiserSoze99 on 12/2/13 at 12:30 pm|
1. Saban -- Still
2. Franklin -- doing lots with practically nothing
5. Ole Ball Coach -- Still has it
6. Richt -- "lost control" of a pretty stable program
7. Les Miles
| SEC Rant|| Ole Miss: The Most Unlucky Program in the History of Organized Sports - KaiserSoze99 on 11/29/13 at 8:43 am|
I though it was a myth or just fan bitching when we first joined the SEC. After two full seasons of watching Ole Miss football (and gouging my eyes out) it has become obvious that Ole Miss founders either worshiped the devil or fricked God's wife.
How the hell did y'all get so fricking unlucky? ...
| SEC Rant|| A&M v. LSU -- Detailed Analysis and Prognostication by KaiserSoze99 - KaiserSoze99 on 11/22/13 at 8:00 am|
| SEC Rant|| Which one of you Corndogs is this? - KaiserSoze99 on 11/15/13 at 10:41 am|
[link=(http://deadspin.com/teacher-slugs-middle-schooler-who-mocked-his-favorite-f-1464906056)]Teacher KOs Student for Trash Talking his Favorite Football Team.[/link]
| Texas A&M Sports Board|| Lloyd Christmas from TexAgs. Are you here? - KaiserSoze99 on 11/15/13 at 8:57 am|
I heard you were recently permabanned from TexAgs.
If you are, welcome to the board. Most of us were also permaed from TA for being either too real or too entertaining for the likes of those geeks who run it.
Your style will be well appreciated here and on The Rant.
| SEC Rant|| Um...Dafuq??? Dog Bowl Trophy? - KaiserSoze99 on 11/8/13 at 2:07 pm|
[link=(http://www.woai.com/articles/woai-local-news-119078/dog-bowl-trophy-on-the-line-11806936/)]Dog Bowl Trophy between MSU and A&M.[/link]
Can our Administration PLEASE think about the stereo types floating around about A&M women BEFORE agreeing to this nonsense? PLEASE???
| SEC Rant|| **EXCLUSIVE**: The Key to Vandy's Undoing at Kyle. - KaiserSoze99 on 10/25/13 at 6:18 pm|
| SEC Rant|| If Vandy beats us, we have no moral victories or smack left. - KaiserSoze99 on 10/25/13 at 9:57 am|
One can at least make an argument that A&M is academically on par UGA or Florida. Just last year we were all pretty much tied for 2nd in the SEC.
With Vandy, there is no dispute. They are the motherfricking Daddy of the SEC, and it ain't close.
We better fricking win the football g...
| SEC Rant|| Do you think the Auburn Head Coaching Job is Top 10? - KaiserSoze99 on 10/24/13 at 1:51 pm|
Some have laughed when I stated in other threads that Auburn is a top 10 HC job, so I would like to see a list of programs y'all believe should be in the top 10 over Auburn.
Here's my no-bullshite, objective Top 10 based on conference affiliation, resources, facilities, in-state talent pool, recru...
| SEC Rant|| Was Sam Montgomery released for smoking the Chronic? - KaiserSoze99 on 10/22/13 at 8:20 am|
| SEC Rant|| Congrat, Auburn fans. The better team won. - KaiserSoze99 on 10/20/13 at 12:57 pm|
Looks like y'all are back. Gus looks to have been a good hire.
Good luck the rest of the way. War damn eagle. ...
| SEC Rant|| JFF's Halloween Costume: you pick: - KaiserSoze99 on 10/16/13 at 11:17 am|
Lipstick-wearing yell leader, horny Bevo, tinkerbell??? Whatcha got?
I know y'all are creative enough to make this epic, while at the same time, trolling the frick out of Mark May and Colin Cowturd.
| SEC Rant|| The Flagships of Kentucky and Louisiana are going at it!!! - KaiserSoze99 on 10/15/13 at 8:24 pm|
Bobby P is about to wreck a damn motorcycle with all these turnovers/pick sixes.
| SEC Rant|| Who does Darian Claiborne remind you of most? - KaiserSoze99 on 10/15/13 at 12:06 pm|
A. John Roper
B. Johnny Holland
C. Basil Jackson
D. A bit of each
E. We'll find out on Saturday...
| SEC Rant|| Ranking the G.O.A.T. QB at each SEC school: - KaiserSoze99 on 10/15/13 at 8:47 am|
The Greatest of All Time QB from each school compared to other GOATs, here's how I rank them:
1. A&M - JFF (no homer pick. stop hatin')
2. Tennessee - Payton Manning
3. Georgia - Fran Tarkenton
4. Ole Miss - Archie Manning
5. Alabama - Kenny Stabler
6. Florida - Steve Spurrier
| SEC Rant|| Is anyone else NOT surprised by Missouri's level of play this year? - KaiserSoze99 on 10/14/13 at 11:53 am|
We knew how good Missouri was in the Big 12 before we jumped to the SEC. Last year was a serious injury bug problem that didn't show us the true Mizzou colors.
Anybody else not surprised?...
| SEC Rant|| Big Brothers to the Rest of the SEC: Alabama and Georgia - KaiserSoze99 on 10/11/13 at 2:16 pm|
Everybody, bow to your big brothers.
:hail: :hail: :hail:
3. South Carolina---1801
6. Ole Miss...
| SEC Recruiting|| Germans? The capital S, oh yes I'm fresh, N double-O P Junior gets a ND offer. - KaiserSoze99 on 10/11/13 at 12:19 pm|
[i]Falling back on that ass,
with a hellafied gangsta lean
Getting funky on the mic like
a old batch of collard greens
It's the capital S, oh yes I'm fresh, N double-O P
D O double G Y, D...
| SEC Rant|| One SEC program is quietly working its way through the schedule. - KaiserSoze99 on 10/8/13 at 9:27 am|
Here's my fearless (homer) prediction for the rest of the season:
Washington St W 31-24
Arkansas St W 38-9
Miss. St W 24-20
@#6 LSU L 35-21
#24 Ole Miss W 30-22
W Carolina W
@#9 Texas A&M L (homer pick)
Florida Atl W
@Arkansas W (the turning point under new coaching s...
| SEC Rant|| Athens looks like a pretty cool place, Dawgs. - KaiserSoze99 on 9/28/13 at 10:36 am|
Hope we get y'all on the schedule soon.
| SEC Rant|| Mett is a GEEEEEEEEEEEK! - KaiserSoze99 on 9/28/13 at 10:23 am|
What a frickin' dork!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:...
| Help Board|| Is this considered NSFW / Porn??? - KaiserSoze99 on 9/23/13 at 4:50 pm|
| SEC Rant|| Alabama thshould not be number one becauth I thsaid. - KaiserSoze99 on 9/22/13 at 1:39 am|
You better lithsen to me. I waths a coach at the bethst program in the hithstory of the world, ND.
If you don't like it, you can kithss my athss!!!
(wiping spit off my TV screen) ...
| SEC Rant|| The REAL Big 6 - KaiserSoze99 on 9/20/13 at 4:18 pm|
PayScale.com Rankings on Starting Salary and Mid-Career
62. Vandy -- $52,100 -- $97,700
85. Texas A&M -- $51,900 -- $94,300
150. Auburn -- $45,500 -- $87,900
201. Florida -- $47,600 -- $84,600
221. Arkansas -- $42,300 -- $83,600
228. LSU -- $47,300 -- $83,200