| SEC Rant|| Current Bowl Projections via Yahoo Sports - cokebottleag on 12/4/13 at 3:23 pm|
AutoZone Liberty Bowl: Marshall vs. [b]Ole Miss[/b]
Chick-fil-A Bowl: Duke vs. [b]Texas A&M[/b]
TaxSlayer.com Gator Bowl: Nebraska vs. [b]Georgia[/b]
Music City Bowl: [b]Vanderbilt[/b] vs. North Carolina
Capital One Bowl: Wisconsin vs. [b]South Carolina[/b]
Outback Bowl: Iowa vs. [b]L...
| SEC Rant|| LSU has a shitty 2014 schedule. 2 bottom feeder East teams and Bama at home - cokebottleag on 12/2/13 at 8:27 pm|
LSU is getting all the breaks for 2014. They have the 2014 yellow and purple brick road laid out for them and something isn't right here. The only rough road game they have in 2014 is at A&M, and that hasn't proven to be anything in recent years.
In short, LSU sucks, and the SEC is biased....
| SEC Rant|| tigers: What pregame activities/places are must see? - cokebottleag on 11/22/13 at 7:22 am|
Coming into town for the game, and I have no idea what pregame festivities go on. Where is the best place to visit some tailgating? Does Mike have some kind of grand entrance/parade? What's the best place to get a local style corndog? What's the best place to get a bloody mary? :cheers:...
| SEC Rant|| A&M will go 9-3 this year. I am cursed. Apologies to Mizzou - cokebottleag on 10/23/13 at 2:02 pm|
With all of the encouragement everyone is giving Missouri, I'm gonna have to throw some cold water on y'all.
I have only gotten tickets to 4 A&M games period since we joined the SEC. 2012 UF game, 2012 LSU game, 2013 bama game, 2013 Auburn game.
I will be attending the LSU game in BR, and wil...
| Off-Topic Board|| World of Tanks: If you play it, SEC clan? - cokebottleag on 10/20/13 at 2:47 am|
I could give two shits about clan shite on games. However, I would rather play with SECr tards thank regular tards. hit me up. My game name is ixilthicilix...
| SEC Rant|| Anyone else totally on the "Any team but bama" bandwagon - cokebottleag on 10/20/13 at 2:44 am|
Go Ducks/buckeyes etc.
| SEC Rant|| Good game OM, maybe next year. Auburn, you're on the list. - cokebottleag on 10/14/13 at 9:14 am|
You team fought hard to make me eat crow from all the shitty troll threads this week. :cheers:
Auburn, better pack your crash helmets, cause the Gus Bus is goin' off the rails. :spank:...
| SEC Rant|| Using Math to chart the decline of Ole Miss Football - cokebottleag on 10/9/13 at 10:31 pm|
Ok, so I'm no math genius, so I thought the rant could help.
Ole Miss currently has a winning percentage of .559.
Their winning percentage at the following years was:
Using the above data, draw a graph to show the projected year Mississipp...
| SEC Rant|| Question for MSU/LSU/bama/Aub/VU/ARK - cokebottleag on 10/8/13 at 6:49 pm|
Where is the best place to celebrate a victory in Oxford? Family might be going, so we're looking for a good spot that opposing fans like to frequent.
| SEC Rant|| Where have all the Old Mississippi fans gone? Long time passing... - cokebottleag on 10/7/13 at 10:09 am|
I thought freeze was going to have y'all competing for 3rd in the west, now you can't even beat Auburn?
Very possible Mississippi goes winless in SECw play. Back to where you belong, rebs. :spank:
| SEC Rant|| Will Ole Miss ever beat Texas A&M? - cokebottleag on 10/7/13 at 9:40 am|
All time series: 0-5
If A&M gets to 11-0, is there some kind of mercy rule? We could just do an exhibition game in the spring after that, so you don't have to take the auto-loss every year. :cheers:...
| SEC Rant|| Bo Wallace is a poor man's Jordan Jefferson - cokebottleag on 10/6/13 at 10:36 pm|
He throws like a platypus and runs like a wounded beaver. He hair sucks and he makes dumb comments that he has to eat during the game. Bo Wallace is a substandard player on a substandard team and he should feel bad for that....
| SEC Rant|| Which team will #decline first: LSU, A&M, or other? - cokebottleag on 9/19/13 at 1:43 pm|
Since Sumlin is heading to the NFL next week, and Manziel, Evans, Matthews, and our QB coach's niece are going to the NFL next year, along with the massive debt A&M is incurring by upgrading the stadium, is A&M going to beat LSU to the #decline?
LSU has supposedly been on the decline for years no...
| Off-Topic Board|| Famous Field: Kid adopted from Ghana slavery, gets a chance at a real life - cokebottleag on 9/12/13 at 10:51 pm|
| Off-Topic Board|| More weird shite from the internet. This time from Norway obsessing about Foxes. - cokebottleag on 9/12/13 at 2:11 pm|
Not sure what's going on here, but I chuckled....
| SEC Rant|| Curious: Why is UF considered big 6 when 9 SEC teams have more CCs? - cokebottleag on 8/26/13 at 11:19 am|
Just curious. Sure, 3 of the teams were in different conferences, but prior to the 90s, there wasn't the kind of disparity you see today with SEC>>>>all. Hell, even Missouri has more Conf championships all time than UF, and they earned them playing against OU, CU, and Nebraska during their heyday.
| SEC Rant|| Missouri: What are your feelings toward 2014 being our last meeting for a while? - cokebottleag on 8/22/13 at 1:04 pm|
We've been in the same conference for almost two decades Mizzou, is that enough time to build some kind of rivalry or at least ill-will toward each other? My feelings are rather ambivalent; I don't know any Missouri fans in real life who are a-holes about football, so I guess I never developed soli...
| SEC Rant|| Is A&M-Arky-LSU the first threeway rivalry in the SEC? - cokebottleag on 8/21/13 at 1:10 pm|
The three fanbases all love to hate each other; oceans of jimmy rustling over the boot, the gulf war, t-day, etc; every other 'obsession noted' or 'rivalry denied' thread or post is about 2 or more of the teams in this love triangle.
| Off-Topic Board|| A sorority email: NO SEX ON THE RED COUCH - cokebottleag on 8/21/13 at 9:46 am|
Good for a chuckle:
[quote]Subject: NO NO NO NO NO NO sex in common areas
LADIES (and someone in here is not acting like one)…..
NO SEX ON THE RED COUCH.
NO SEX IN THE KITCHEN (this particularly is upsetting as its supposed to be clean bc we prepare food).
NO SEX ANYWHERE In the commo...
| Off-Topic Board|| Woman goes Samuel L. Jackson on robbers at Denny's - cokebottleag on 8/15/13 at 9:52 am|
[quote]His brother's wife was in the restroom at the time, but when she exited the restroom she saw the group of suspected robbers. Police said that's when...
| SEC Rant|| Clowney worked with same broker manziel did, mass amounts of items for sale - cokebottleag on 8/6/13 at 9:46 pm|
Found on an A&M site:
Get caught, check
Rat someone else out: working on it...
| SEC Rant|| The SEC's dominance viewed in a Sociological/demographic light - cokebottleag on 6/28/13 at 1:05 am|
TLDR crowd: The SEC is poised for dominance in college athletics, (because it is very dependant on regional talent) because of demographic advantages that have been building over 50 years.
For the rest of you actually interested in the numbers: These are taken from electoral votes which change e...
| Off-Topic Board|| Can Men and Women be 'Just Friends'? - cokebottleag on 4/10/13 at 6:20 pm|
The answer is no.
| Off-Topic Board|| WSJ Return on investment for College degree - cokebottleag on 3/26/13 at 7:29 am|
| Off-Topic Board|| Porn will frick your sex life - cokebottleag on 1/28/13 at 9:29 pm|
All you internet frickers just like me, you'll thank me later, after you go through the test to check if you are addicted.
| SEC Rant|| SEC network announcement within the next few days - cokebottleag on 1/28/13 at 3:12 pm|
From A&M president, via a meeting with Slive:[quote]SEC Network- 2014 SEC network package almost done. Mike Slive to announce in next few days most likely. National and international exposure with SEC network. Exposure exposure exposure. Unique among all conferences in the structure of the deal. Won...
| SEC Rant|| Ten underclassmen at LSU now declared for draft: is LSU sinking? - cokebottleag on 1/10/13 at 8:59 am|
How much talent can LSU afford to lose? Will they even be competitive next year?
OT Chris Faulk
Punter Brad Wing
DE Barkevious Mingo
DE Sam Montgomery
DT Bennie Logan
FS Eric Reid
MLB Kevin Minter
CB Tharold Simon
TB Spencer Ware
TB Michael Ford...
| SEC Rant|| Who is the most valuable assistant/position coach for your team? - cokebottleag on 1/6/13 at 5:56 pm|
Head coaches don't count.
For A&M, the one guy I think we can't do without is the S&C coach, Larry Jackson. Snyder (DC) comes in second.
Everyone else is replaceable....
| SEC Rant|| Which outcome makes LSU fans meltdown more? - cokebottleag on 12/2/12 at 9:07 pm|
A&M beating LSU next year, or A&M beating bama next year (with bama smoking LSU).
After watching the month-long gnashing of teeth over the latter this year, I'm really not sure....
| SEC Rant|| The bama fans on this board really make me want to pull for ND - cokebottleag on 12/1/12 at 9:51 pm|
But I'm trying, ringo. I'm trying reeeal hard....