| Off-Topic Board|| Why do atheists celebrate Christmas? - diddydirtyAubie on 12/25/14 at 8:22 am|
Get your own holiday and time off work, yo....
| Off-Topic Board|| Nite Befo Crimmus - diddydirtyAubie on 12/24/14 at 9:34 pm|
Wuz da nite befo Crimmus
And all through da hood;
Ereybody wuz' sleepin';
Dey wuz sleepin' good.
We hunged up our stockings
An hoped like de' heck
Dat ol' Obama
Be bringin' ar check.
All de fambly
Wuz layin in de beds,
Tupac and Run DMC
Dance tru' dey heads.
I passed out in da flo
| Off-Topic Board|| I had sleep paralysis last night - diddydirtyAubie on 12/21/14 at 8:23 am|
Anybody ever experienced this?
I can recall 3 moments in my life of it happening, and two of those times were this year.
I was sleeping on my back. I woke up and I couldn't move. My mind was working, but my body wouldn't work. I tried to roll over, but couldn't. I couldn't speak. It lasted f...
| Off-Topic Board|| Today is my 4 year anniversary on the Rant - diddydirtyAubie on 12/18/14 at 6:45 pm|
I still haven't met any of you fricks. There are some of you who I would enjoy having a beer with, and others who I wouldn't piss on if you were on fire.
If you have any nice stories about me from my time here please share them here.
Here's to another 4 years with you guys. :cheers:...
| SEC Rant|| Johnny "Shutout" or Johnny "Mike Evans" Football - diddydirtyAubie on 12/14/14 at 2:54 pm|
All season to get ready and lays a goose egg on the big stage. LULZ at da GOAT....
| SEC Rant|| Chicago Cop (Bama Fan) is disciplined for playing Sweet Home Alabama - diddydirtyAubie on 12/13/14 at 8:10 pm|
[quote]A Chicago police officer has been disciplined after he admitted playing [b]a song some consider racially offensive[/b] during a protest against police violence last weekend, the department announced in a statement Thursday.
The action was taken after a video surfaced apparently showing a C...
| SEC Rant|| Bama fan struggles with simple math - diddydirtyAubie on 12/13/14 at 5:31 pm|
| SEC Rant|| This is still on the Gamecock Pride homepage - diddydirtyAubie on 12/13/14 at 9:12 am|
| Auburn Sports Board|| Here's a quote from Gus in mid October - diddydirtyAubie on 12/13/14 at 7:42 am|
[quote]“Our defense has played outstanding, and we’ve played some pretty good offenses,” Auburn coach Gus Malzahn said. “It’s the second year in the system. Our front is a very physical front. They’ve done a great job against the run. And our back end has done a great job.
“Even though we’ve got ...
| SEC Rant|| Jabba da Marshall aka Yeller Teeth has spoken - diddydirtyAubie on 12/12/14 at 8:42 pm|
[quote]AUBURN – Will Muschamp, widely considered one of the top defensive minds in college football, is on the verge of being named Auburn’s next defensive coordinator, AuburnUndercover has learned. Barring any last-minute snags, the announcement is likely to come before the weekend is over. [/quote...
| Off-Topic Board|| Come feast at me and my ol' lady's Crimmus Dinner (Caption this pic) - diddydirtyAubie on 12/12/14 at 3:11 pm|
Time for a holiday shag. :pimp:
[img]http://oi62.tinypic.com/2luwao1.jpg width = 500[/img]
Catfan and Bamabird can "share" the corn. ...
| Off-Topic Board|| Diddy is here. This is his IM thread. - diddydirtyAubie on 12/9/14 at 7:54 pm|
Hello everyone, and welcome to my IM thread. There are donuts in the back....
| SEC Rant|| I would like to congratulate Missouri on showing improvement this year - diddydirtyAubie on 12/8/14 at 5:05 pm|
They gave up 17 less points in the championship game this year.
Only 101 points given up in the SEC Championship game the last two years.
They set the record for most points (59) given up in the Championship game last year.
The state of Alabama has scored 143 points (3 games) on your team...
| More Sports Board|| Cammy Cam = Saints Killa - diddydirtyAubie on 12/7/14 at 2:27 pm|
His shitty arse franchise has broke even against the mighty mighty Saints ever since he came into the league.
| Off-Topic Board|| ISIS is now selling human organs - diddydirtyAubie on 12/6/14 at 8:26 pm|
[quote]The third funding source was exposed by otolaryngologist Siruwan al-Mosuli. He said that lately he noticed unusual movement within medical facilities in Mosul. Arab and foreign surgeons were hired, but prohibited from mixing with local doctors. Information then leaked about organ selling. Sur...
| Off-Topic Board|| The Twelt Deys of Crimmus - diddydirtyAubie on 12/4/14 at 6:59 pm|
On de twelt dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give to me...
Twelb gubmint cheez.
Levin jacked up hoopties.
Tin freaks a freakin.
Nyne playa haters.
Ate pimps a pimpin.
Sebin hommies chillin.
A scix pak of fo tees.
FIVE BAGS OF WEED!!!
Fo pigs feet.
Tree hot wings.
Two gold t...
| Off-Topic Board|| A Birmingham high school's weightlifting equipment gets repossessed - diddydirtyAubie on 12/4/14 at 6:22 pm|
Superintendent Fred Primm tells ABC 33/40 the equipment wasn't "repossessed" but taken away. However, he admits the company that brought the equipment was never paid even though the equipment has been on school property for almost two months. A company representative confirms to ABC 33/40 i...
| SEC Rant|| At what point is it not okay for the refs to blow their whistle for a review? - diddydirtyAubie on 12/1/14 at 6:39 pm|
I will use the Iron Bowl for an example. Auburn ran another play, and the play was over before they blew the whistle to review the previous play. The calls before and after the review went in Auburn's favor. We definitely lucked out on the call.
I just want to know if there is an actual point aft...
| SEC Rant|| Rivalry TV Ratings - diddydirtyAubie on 11/30/14 at 12:20 pm|
Alabama-Auburn (ESPN): 7.2
OSU-Mich (ABC): 5.5
FSU-Florida (ESPN): 4.1
Ole Miss-Miss State (CBS): 3.3
| SEC Rant|| I just finished my Iron Bowl hangover at the Waffle House - diddydirtyAubie on 11/30/14 at 11:17 am|
Life is back to normal. Have a blessed Sunday everyone....