| More Sports Board|| Game 4: 5 Grizzlies vs. Kevin Durant | 830 TNT - Slippery Slope on 5/13/13 at 8:15 am|
Line: Memphis -4.5
okietiger's lady parts experience discomfort. ...
| More Sports Board|| Game 3 | Grizzlies vs. Thunder Predictions and Check In - Slippery Slope on 5/11/13 at 8:59 am|
I'll be going DT in about 2 hours.
frick you okietiger. ...
| Mississippi St. Sports Board|| Maroon Friday/Ruin A Rebel's Weekend - Slippery Slope on 5/10/13 at 7:25 am|
I told one of my OM friends I had an extra suite ticket for the Grizzlies game tomorrow. Today, I will tell him the ticket is no longer available.
frick Ole Miss. ...
| More Sports Board|| Can someone convince me why the Griz won't win the Finals? - Slippery Slope on 5/3/13 at 12:00 pm|
Don't say the Heat. They will get skull fricked.
This thread is not for that fgt okietiger and his merry band of butt pirates either.
Spurs are old and gay.
| Mississippi St. Sports Board|| Where's sharpsee? - Slippery Slope on 4/18/13 at 9:57 pm|
| Off-Topic Board|| Who normally starts the IM thread? - Slippery Slope on 4/17/13 at 8:02 pm|
Go Grizz n shite. ...
| Off-Topic Board|| What is the optimal average time of getting off? - Slippery Slope on 4/17/13 at 8:46 am|
[i]This is serious and it was hard to word the title without it getting immediately deleted. [/i]
Or is it more of a time range?
I tend to lead more to the time range thing.
I think it goes like this:
< 3 minutes = sad. But you're still straight.
3-5 minutes = optimal time. Shows you...
| Off-Topic Board|| Would you consider having sex with a robot cheating? - Slippery Slope on 4/10/13 at 10:06 am|
[quote]Forty-two percent of Americans indicated that such a dalliance would constitute cheating. Another 31 percent said it wouldn't, and 26 percent said they were unsure. [/quote]
And would you have sex with a robot of a different race?
| Off-Topic Board|| Does this sexy pig offend you? - Slippery Slope on 4/9/13 at 2:48 pm|
It offends Catty McComplainaboutstupid shite.
[quote]“The image is blatantly sexist in that it’s a nude female combined with a pig,” said Deborah Clubb, executive director of the Memphis Area Women’s Counci...
| Off-Topic Board|| Most Expensive Homes in Every State! Tennessee's wins hands down. - Slippery Slope on 4/8/13 at 11:59 am|
| Off-Topic Board|| Those Polo custom fit polos are terribly lame. - Slippery Slope on 4/3/13 at 8:28 am|
And I'm an idiot for only looking at the size label and not the tag underneath.
I'm not trying to look like a juiced up schoolboy queer, Polo. Get with the program and mark your items more clearly so that those of us who have better things to do than listen to your faggy employees talk about how...
| Off-Topic Board|| Arkansasians killin it with the ladies. - Slippery Slope on 3/26/13 at 10:53 am|
This is how you impress chicks. I kidnapped my last girlfriend and kept her until she developed Stockholm Syndrome.
[quote]One man in Jonesboro, Ark., thought that heroically saving his date from a knife-wielding attacker would earn him major romantic brownie points -- so long as she didn't find...
| SEC Rant|| AK and Henderson Alert CBS - Slippery Slope on 3/23/13 at 12:15 pm|
Stop saying embrace the grind you clown. ...
| SEC Rant|| Did anyone else see that LaSalle bro imitate Henderson? - Slippery Slope on 3/22/13 at 4:21 pm|
| Mississippi St. Sports Board|| What happened to Jamil Golden? - Slippery Slope on 3/22/13 at 1:05 pm|
I was looking at the spring roster and he isn't on there. ...
| Off-Topic Board|| There's this song and if I hear it again I might break something. - Slippery Slope on 3/19/13 at 7:38 pm|
It's like daggers to my brain and its on every commercial now. I just noticed it again on a Buick commercial and a cruise commercial.
It's like- oh oh sometimes I get a little bit jdkksmnsn
Tell me who it is so I can spend my life ruining their life. It is causing me great distress. ...
| Off-Topic Board|| What should I get for dinner? - Slippery Slope on 3/17/13 at 6:19 pm|
I feel less than spectacular and want something awesome. Eating a bag of dicks isn't an option since that's what I had for lunch yesterday.
Pizza or some sort of sandwich?...
| More Sports Board|| I took this awesome picture on my tv tonight. - Slippery Slope on 3/12/13 at 8:54 pm|
Oh and the grizzlies have won 13 out of 14 with one bull shite ref influenced loss to the heat.
Best defensive team in the NBA.
Memphis vs Portland Directv ...
| SEC Rant|| USCe legend Renaldo Balkman does not like to be touched. - Slippery Slope on 3/8/13 at 1:07 pm|
It's hard to restrain someone who doesn't like to be restrained.
One of his teammates must have some mustard or something on his neck.
[quote]Balkman immediately walked toward one official, even bumping him, before pushing one of his coaches, and then going after the other two officials on th...
| Off-Topic Board|| A Surfing Pig. Because It's Awesome. - Slippery Slope on 3/8/13 at 12:58 pm|
[quote]Owner Matthew Bell has been taking Zorro out on the waves since he was just three weeks old and thanks to his surfing skills he becomes popular star on the beach in Moun...
| Off-Topic Board|| Colorado Mom Seduces Son's Friend - Slippery Slope on 3/5/13 at 9:14 am|
[quote]An arrest affidavit claims that one night when the boy was sleeping over at Crowell's home, she told him "he could pretend to be 18 for a night," according to KKCO.[/quote]
| SEC Rant|| Sorry Auburn. You're getting Marcello'd - Slippery Slope on 3/4/13 at 5:26 pm|
I hope y'all enjoy the terrible, boring writing as much as we did. ...
| Off-Topic Board|| Kills Spin Off Thread: Would you bang a dude that looked like this? - Slippery Slope on 3/4/13 at 3:09 pm|
Since nobody reads his threads anyway.
| Off-Topic Board|| Girl escapes from kitchen, hilarity ensues. - Slippery Slope on 3/4/13 at 9:17 am|
[quote]Lauren Silberman lined up for a kick at NFL history, took a deep breath and booted the football. It barely went anywhere, traveling 19 yards, and she grabbed at her right...
| Off-Topic Board|| Mother Kills 9 Yr. Old For Having Small Penis - Slippery Slope on 3/1/13 at 10:42 am|
Bitch. Glad I wasn't born in Indonesia. ...
| More Sports Board|| NBA Finals Preview Part Deux: Grizz/Heat Tonight @ 7 - Slippery Slope on 3/1/13 at 8:32 am|
Tonight's match up involves the 2 hottest teams in the NBA right now and likely the two teams that will meet in the Finals.
Last time these two teams met, the Heat used their phenomenal offense to score 86 points while their defense gave up a respectable 104 points to the Grizzlies.
| Music Board|| What is your newest, favoritest band? - Slippery Slope on 2/28/13 at 10:05 am|
I like Chvrches a lot.
[link=(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxxUEzOvU-Y)]Chvrches- The Mother We Share[/link]
If you're into that sort of thing. ...
| More Sports Board|| America's Sweethearts, the Memphis Grizzlies, just made the Mavs look silly. - Slippery Slope on 2/27/13 at 9:05 pm|
Once down 25, the griz put together a 24-5 3rd quarter.
Mavs didn't score until 9 minutes into the 3rd.
Just thought yall would like to know.
| More Sports Board|| Xavier's point guard is named Semaj. - Slippery Slope on 2/26/13 at 6:47 pm|
Did his mom fill out his birth certificate through a mirror?
He's really good. ...
| Mississippi St. Sports Board|| GrindRant Combine - Slippery Slope on 2/26/13 at 6:06 pm|
Post all your stats at your peak of physical fitness you Greek gods.
40: 4.7 coach was slow so I'm rounding down to 4.6
225 reps: 14 with a bad elbow and still hungover the morning after I made a 35 on the ACT with no calculator and a pencil with no eraser.