| Tiger Rant|| one thing I want in the bama game... - MastrShake on 10/16/13 at 7:50 am|
is for Landry or OBJ or Hill or whoever to find landon collins and throw up the LSU gloves every time they score....
| Tiger Rant|| things I'd rather have at MLB - MastrShake on 9/29/13 at 10:22 am|
- a cardboard cutout of Kevin Minter
- a $100 bill
- a pretty girl
- a pizza
- a stop sign
- orange cones
- a mean looking scarecrow
- a basket of puppies...
| Tiger Rant|| Browns hire Rob Chudzinski as HC - MastrShake on 1/11/13 at 11:48 am|
so much for that fantasy
| Tiger Rant|| why isnt Krag the OC? - MastrShake on 1/8/13 at 8:05 am|
when he was first diagnosed I got the impression he might not even travel to road games, but he seems to still be doing all the same stuff he'd be doing as the OC, even recruiting.
is calling the actual plays on game day that stressful, because it seems as if thats the only thing that changed. ...
| Tiger Rant|| anyone have an updated picture of this - MastrShake on 12/17/12 at 9:27 am|
i didnt know how to say all this in the subject line so don't freak out on me but I couldn't make it back for a home game this year and never saw what they did with the 3 plinths outside the champions plaza entrance. anyone have a finished pic?
| Tiger Rant|| leading the SEC in PPG - MastrShake on 9/30/11 at 11:05 am|
Florida currently leads the SEC with 40.3 ppg. LSU is tied for second with Ark at 38.8. so, considering that we play Kentucky and Fla plays bama, theres a very good chance LSU could lead the conference in scoring by Sunday.
anyone optimistic it stays that way?
| Tiger Rant|| LSU D > bama D - MastrShake on 9/18/11 at 1:30 pm|
some of the numbers are close, but not when you consider that LSU has played oregon, NWL, and MSU while bama has played kent state, penn state and north texas
bama is not good. ...
| Tiger Rant|| the empty stadium - MastrShake on 9/10/11 at 10:10 pm|
how is this still an issue. the empty seats in the third quarter are embarrassing. if you dont want to be at the game, dont fricking go. ...
| SEC Rant|| bama fans are outraged... - MastrShake on 9/10/11 at 4:14 pm|
that theyre getting boo'd. two threads about it on BOL. keep in mind that theyre on the road, but still, they feel the entire college football world should kneel before them. ...
| LSU Recruiting Board|| updated LSU commit rankings on rivals - MastrShake on 1/18/11 at 12:37 pm|
The final rankings for the top 100. some of these jumps are insane, in both directions, which is not something id really be bragging about if i were rivals.
La’el Collins from 2 to 6 (stays at 6.1, stays a 5 star)
Anthony Johnson from 23 to 17 (6.0 to 6.1, gets his fifth star...
| LSU Recruiting Board|| Hilliard drops from 27 to 63 - MastrShake on 1/18/11 at 12:33 pm|
wow. Greg Robinson from 30 to 90, CJ Johnson from 128 to 21
| Coaching Changes|| stats for Justin Fuente/TCU - MastrShake on 1/13/11 at 6:04 pm|
so obviously this is one of the names we've heard suggested as the new OC, and this would be an absolute home run. he basically puts up the same kind of numbers we had in 2007, when LSU set 11 school records
total offense: 477 ypg (12th in the country)
scoring offense: 42 ppg (4th)
| Tiger Rant|| ESPN: LSU preseason number 4 - MastrShake on 1/11/11 at 7:09 pm|
Here's why Tigers coach Les Miles didn't leave LSU for Michigan: The Tigers might be really, really good in 2011. The Tigers, who have been the most consistent program in the SEC over the last 10 years with 102 victories, bring 10 starters back on offense and eight on defense. The losses on defense ...
| Tiger Rant|| i feel like we just went legit. - MastrShake on 1/11/11 at 6:55 pm|
I’m sure I’m wrong, because according to the girls I date I’m generally wrong, but for the first time ever, I feel like LSU has arrived on the national stage.
I know we’ve been winning for 10 years and I know we have two BCS trophies, but after the first one we took a step back and then Saban l...
| O-T Lounge|| the Windows phone "really?" girl = 2006 Miss Louisiana - MastrShake on 11/16/10 at 5:58 pm|
her name is Christina Cuenca, shes from Arabi, and yes I realize i might be the only one who finds that interesting....
| Tiger Rant|| Im dead inside - MastrShake on 11/2/10 at 9:22 pm|
its tuesday night, i havent checked any kind of LSU board in 8 days. just went over to scout to catch up. nothings changed. JJ still playing the first quarter. no changes of any kind to an offense outside the top 100 for the third year in a row.
im numb. we will lose to bama, badly. it wi...
| Tiger Rant|| LSU vs Auburn, strength vs strength - MastrShake on 10/17/10 at 9:00 pm|
nice symmetry to both teams national rankings.
Total offense - 92
Scoring offense - 70
Total defense - 63
Scoring defense - 63
Total defense - 3
Scoring defense - 11
Total offense - 9
Scoring offense - 6...
| Tiger Rant|| the team runs better with LEE at qb - MastrShake on 10/9/10 at 11:33 pm|
the 4 biggest runs of the night were all with Lee at QB. because when you have a QB who can actually throw the ball, teams have to back off. jordan does nothing but hold this team back.
Ridley for 5
Shep for 0
Ridley for 1
Shep for -6
Blue for 4
Ridley for 7
Ridley for 2
| Tiger Rant|| Jordan > LSU football - MastrShake on 10/7/10 at 10:43 pm|
If we had even mildly competent quarterback play, this team could win the national championship THIS year. But we don’t. We have jordan jefferson, and everyone suffers because of it.
Ridley has to run through a wall.
the receivers, all of whom have first round talent, look like busts be...
| Tiger Rant|| Lee and Jordan will play vs Florida - MastrShake on 10/4/10 at 1:48 pm|
all credit for this goes to robbiesqp [link=(http://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/messagetopic.asp?p=21880495)]and his transcript[/link] of Miles press conference today. heres the short version of his QB answer:
Q: who will play this saturday at QB?
A: Both will play at UF like they did against U...
| Tiger Rant|| did Dworaczyk hold on this play? (.gif) - MastrShake on 10/3/10 at 11:34 pm|
keep your eye on number 68. its subtle. ive watched it a hundred times and im still not sure.
another thing that jumps out is the blocking clinic DeAngelo Peterson puts on. that kid locks in and doesnt quit until the p...
| Tiger Rant|| Jordan. Can. NOT. Run the ball. Get it through your heads. - MastrShake on 10/3/10 at 8:07 pm|
why are people all of a sudden pretending as if there's some choice between a QB who can throw and one who can run? wtf have you been watching for 3 years?
yesterday, he ran in a straight line for 83 yards without falling down. good for him. its more than i thought he was capable of.
| Tiger Rant|| Lees 185yds > 14 of JJs 19 starts - MastrShake on 10/3/10 at 8:45 am|
for all the people who still arent sure: in half a game, J Lee was 16 for 23 for 185 yards
jordan has started 19 straight games. he's passed for more than 185 yards just 5 times
9.26.09 vs Miss State (233 yds)
10.3.09 vs UGA (212 yards)
10.24.09 vs Auburn (242 yards)
11.21.09 vs Ole Miss (2...
| Tiger Rant|| All Time Team Rankings: LSU number 9 - MastrShake on 9/29/10 at 2:53 pm|
"lol shut up swamp rat lol!! until saban got there you always sucked lol laughing smiley face!!!"
[link=(http://www.cfbdatawarehouse.com/data/rankings/all_time_team_rankings.php)]college football data warehouse[/link]...
| Tiger Rant|| SEC coach trivia! - MastrShake on 9/29/10 at 8:24 am|
- last weekend, what coach had back to back delay of game penalties because his offense wasn't organized? (HINT: he's an offensive "genius")
- what coach had a 1st and goal on the other teams 9, then threw it 3 times, which ended with an INT in the endzone, while the 2 best running backs in foot...
| Tiger Rant|| made a Peterson Heisman .gif - MastrShake on 9/28/10 at 9:20 pm|
there is no question. this is the baddest man on the planet
and last weeks
| Tiger Rant|| who were the other OC candidates - MastrShake on 9/27/10 at 8:58 pm|
when we hired crowton? anyone remember?...
| Tiger Rant|| why not Shep or Rueben or Ware at QB - MastrShake on 9/26/10 at 9:23 pm|
jesus christ, try something, ANYTHING before we piss away another year because of completely inept QB play.
I promise you, any of those 3 could throw for a hundred yards, and Crowtons beloved option would go for more than 2.1 yards a play....
| Tiger Rant|| "the most ineffective QB ever" - MastrShake on 9/26/10 at 2:13 pm|
i have no idea why I remember this, but a few years ago [link=(http://cfn.scout.com/2/603148.html)]College Football News was asked[/link] if Ga Techs Reggie Ball, considering he was a 4 year starter, was the worst college QB ever?
they basically said, "yes".
im pretty sure you know where t...
| SEC Rant|| roll tide - MastrShake on 9/23/10 at 4:25 pm|
"Flowers robbed the pharmacy [b]while wearing boxer shorts on his head.[/b]"