| O-T Lounge|| A very impressive penis - foshizzle on 4/19/14 at 9:19 pm|
[quote]the penis was so firmly embedded in the other insect that it ripped off its partner’s abdomen rather than dislodge[/quote]
Her penis, not his.
| O-T Lounge|| If you work in an office with a kitchen - foshizzle on 4/17/14 at 2:21 pm|
... and you use a microwave, clear the timer when you're done. Don't be "that guy" and make the next person do it instead, that's like taking the last bit of coffee without making a new batch. :angry: :spank:...
| O-T Lounge|| Pot is bad for you - foshizzle on 4/16/14 at 11:22 am|
[quote]Even casually smoking marijuana can change your brain[/quote]
And before someone says it is no worse than alcohol, I didn't say that...
| O-T Lounge|| Sounds to sleep by - foshizzle on 4/16/14 at 12:43 am|
I'm talking about the 8 hour Youtube vids of [link=(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ9OWMsJBTk)]rain and thunder[/link], [link=(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ujr5ld4I_Xo)]B-17 engine noise[/link], etc.
And then there's ten hours of [link=(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09m0B8RRiEE#t=1h)]"What is...
| O-T Lounge|| Seeing a laser sight light up your chest at night - foshizzle on 4/14/14 at 9:41 pm|
[link=(http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/crime/authorities-search-area-where-kayaker-was-shot-wounded-on-saturday-night/2014/04/14/6cfbde2e-c3f5-11e3-bcec-b71ee10e9bc3_story.html?hpid=z4)]Innocent guy going out to look at the stars[/link] and had a nasty little surprise.
| O-T Lounge|| Execution by flamethrower - foshizzle on 4/8/14 at 6:58 am|
North Korean, of course.
[link=(http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2014/04/08/north-korean-official-reportedly-executed-with-a-flamethrower/?tid=hp_mm&hpid=z4)]LINK[/link][quote]Quoting an anonymous source, the paper reported that O Sang Hon, the deputy public security minister, wa...
| O-T Lounge|| Mazda recall - says cars are vulnerable to spider attacks - foshizzle on 4/7/14 at 8:00 pm|
[link=(http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2014/04/07/mazda_issues_recall_because_spiders_invade_fuel_tank_causing_fire_risk.html)]Spiders are attracted to the fuel tank, can cause a fire.[/link]
:ahh: :ahh: :ahh:
| Tiger Rant|| Where is this weekend's "fire Mainieri" thread? - foshizzle on 4/6/14 at 5:14 pm|
I can't find it. :dunno:...
| Money Talk|| Dammit - I got an unexpected $3000 check in the mail - foshizzle on 4/5/14 at 6:15 pm|
It seems I am a "highly compensated employee" and about 3K is being returned to me out of contributions I made to my 401(k) last year. Apparently if not enough po' folk contribute to their plan us ballers can't contribute as much either. Now I get to pay taxes on this. :angry:
That's right. Becau...
| O-T Lounge|| The Poodle workout - foshizzle on 4/4/14 at 11:44 pm|
| O-T Lounge|| If you use an elevator to descend one floor - foshizzle on 4/3/14 at 10:57 am|
Unless you are in a wheelchair or have a heavy object on a cart you are a lazy jackass. There is this really neat thing called "stairs". They aren't broken, try using them instead of making others wait two additional stops.
Yes I'm mad. That is all....
| O-T Lounge|| Livr - the social network for drunks - foshizzle on 3/31/14 at 5:54 am|
[link=(http://livr-app.com/)]Who tried to use this?[/link]
[link=(http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/on-the-internet-every-day-is-april-fools-day/2014/03/30/97bdb5d2-b820-11e3-9a05-c739f29ccb08_story.html)]... and was sad that it's a hoax site?[/link]
Didn't search and I...
| Political Talk|| USDA fights self-reliance in order to increase assistance signups - foshizzle on 3/15/14 at 10:59 am|
[quote]The USDA has adopted a range of strategies and programs designed to bring more people to SNAP, including taking on “pride.” A 2011 Hunger Champions Award document reve...
| O-T Lounge|| A PSA regarding "ect" - foshizzle on 3/9/14 at 4:25 pm|
The Latin "et cetera", which translates to "and the rest of things", is properly abbreviated "etc." and not "ect."
Notice that "Et cetera" is not spelled "Ec Tetera".
This has been your spelling lesson for today. You're ([i]you are[/i]) welcome....
| Money Talk|| Maybe Josh can keep his sig quote? - foshizzle on 3/7/14 at 7:07 am|
Satoshi Nakamoto made his first post since 2009 denying the Newsweek story.
Check his user history to confirm.
| O-T Lounge|| A new (well, old) bad name - foshizzle on 2/26/14 at 10:59 pm|
and her son Dewey Boner
| O-T Lounge|| This isn't creepy at all (link probably NSFW) - foshizzle on 2/15/14 at 5:26 pm|
[link=(http://motherboard.vice.com/blog/real-sex-virtual-reality-oculus-rift-tenga?curator=MediaREDEF)]Oculus Rift and virtual sex[/link]
Cliff notes - a Japanese company that makes sex toys hooked up their version of fleshlight to a virtual reality visor....
| Political Talk|| New bill allows top boss to fire senior executives for poor performance - foshizzle on 2/14/14 at 8:38 am|
[quote]Republicans this week introduced new legislation in the House and Sena...
| O-T Lounge|| LLotOT - does your bra come off too easily? - foshizzle on 1/26/14 at 3:22 pm|
Obviously Spicy will not want this....
| Political Talk|| We're number one! - foshizzle on 1/23/14 at 2:41 pm|
[link=(http://www.businessinsider.com/most-corrupt-states-and-territories-2013-9)]Most corrupt states[/link]...
| Tiger Rant|| Lolo Jones in the Olympics again - foshizzle on 1/19/14 at 6:42 pm|
Winter this time, bobsled.
| More Sports Board|| Does Charlie Strong have expectations? - foshizzle on 1/17/14 at 12:04 am|
Just wondering. I haven't seen anything about it here so thought I'd ask....
| O-T Lounge|| Not washing after using the restroom - foshizzle on 1/12/14 at 7:35 pm|
Do you think this is nasty?
Do you wash after using your cell phone? Phones have 18 times the bacteria count of [link=(http://www.foxnews.com/story/2010/07/30/mobile-phones-18-times-dirtier-than-toilet-handles/)]a public toilet.[/link]
And keyboards are worse.
Discuss, because I know you do...
| O-T Lounge|| Electric (not electronic) football - foshizzle on 1/11/14 at 9:14 am|
Remember [link=(http://www.washingtonpost.com/posttv/local/still-buzzing-electric-football-not-kids-play/2014/01/10/f52d8332-7964-11e3-b1c5-739e63e9c9a7_video.html?hpid=z2)]this game?[/link]
Apparently you can still play....
| O-T Lounge|| Damn, this is a helluva invention - foshizzle on 1/4/14 at 4:16 pm|
SFW despite the name.
The demo video shows the idea using a mustard bottle, but it works just as well with ketchup, mayo, toothpaste, hand lotion, basically anything goopy that you can never fully empty....
| O-T Lounge|| Where's Waldo? - foshizzle on 12/9/13 at 7:57 pm|
[link=(http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/waldo)]Remember this game?[/link]
It took foshizzle just under 40 seconds to find Waldo, and no, he isn't the guy bottom center holding the cotton candy. Go ......
| O-T Lounge|| DC OTers - is this your car? - foshizzle on 12/8/13 at 8:42 pm|
Spotted at Harris Teeter in Ballston.
| Help Board|| "Life"? - foshizzle on 12/8/13 at 7:27 pm|
It's "Entertainment" everywhere else.
| Fantasy Sports Board|| So this season I had Rodgers, Foster, Bradshaw and Stacey - foshizzle on 11/24/13 at 4:40 pm|
With Aaron Rodgers and Arian Foster on my roster I had high hopes. Then my other RB (who hadn't seemed all that promising at first) Ahmad Bradshaw suddenly started getting solid production. But when he went down I picked up ... you guessed it ... Zach Stacy.
Yes, I am serious. I had real hopes of...
| O-T Lounge|| We're finally getting lasers on our fighters - foshizzle on 11/20/13 at 7:36 pm|
[link=(http://news.usni.org/2013/11/20/air-force-seeks-laser-weapons-next-generation-fighters)]Next generation fighters to include offensive lasers[/link]
If you don't think this is cool you are a communist....