| O-T Lounge|| BR Where are they now: Howard Stern looking manager of Cortana mall Journeys? - Maximus on 11/23/13 at 8:08 am|
Post any updates on this guy since 1993. A legend of his era....
| Tiger Rant|| When will the Advocate start having an editor read Matthew Harris' articles? - Maximus on 11/7/13 at 7:22 am|
He barely writes in English. Happens every day.
These are stand alone paragraphs:
[quote]For Mickey, who finished with 12 points 6-of-10 shooting to go with six rebounds and eight blocks, including a simple fastbreak where he coasted up the middle of floor and snagged a behind-the-back pass f...
| Tiger Rant|| Will Chavis make a change at MLB...EVER? - Maximus on 10/20/13 at 7:53 am|
We know he is not stubborn and would never stick with things that aren't working like his 3rd down defense, his prevent defense, Karnell Hatcher, etc. ...
| Tiger Rant|| What could Welter do today to lose any playing time? - Maximus on 10/19/13 at 10:02 am|
It seems this "lines everyone up properly" skill set is going to give Welter another 15+ starts here since apparently it takes a linebacker guru at least 3 years to teach anyone how to "line everyone else up properly." It is literally like having a 60 year old coach on the field from both a mental ...
| SEC Rant|| How embarrassing is David Pollack to UGA? - Maximus on 9/28/13 at 7:07 am|
He basically said half the team was getting paid while he was at UGA on gameday a week or two ago. And this morning he just opens Sportscenter by announcing that the buildings on campus don't even look familiar to him since he didn't go to class and only played football.
| SEC Rant|| How much did Saban hurt Lacy's career by putting him back in after a concussion? - Maximus on 9/15/13 at 1:05 pm|
He was not only put back into this game after a clear concussion, but was forced to play the next week in the big Western Carolina game since Saban was upset at the team for losing.
Now, Lacy is already suffering another concussio...
| Help Board|| Can the horndogs have one stickied "We saw a boob on jumbotron" thread? - Maximus on 9/1/13 at 12:01 pm|
shite is getting to "I'm in Destin, tell me what bar to watch the LSU game at" levels....
| More Sports Board|| Fox Football Daily - Maximus on 8/20/13 at 7:39 am|
Better than any football show on ESPN by a mile. ESPN throwing their money at Ray Lewis to give fake sermons every week instead of getting country arse Randy Moss was a big mistake. Jay Glazer is also a beast....
| LSU Recruiting Board|| Is Kipp Adams a 5 star recruiting expert? - Maximus on 8/2/13 at 5:00 pm|
This dude has come out of nowhere to post beast content and looks like a white version of The Egg.
I think we may be looking at a Mike Scarborough/Mr Clean hybrid.
| Fark Board|| Can anyone make a gif of my friend Kige's magic trick? - Maximus on 7/27/13 at 9:04 am|
| Help Board|| Why won't it let me make this my sig pic? - Maximus on 7/16/13 at 7:09 am|
[quote] Your sig/avatar image is not hosted on an approved image hosting site. Please check both and update.
| Movie/TV Board|| Blue Collar Comedy Cartoon!! - Maximus on 7/16/13 at 6:54 am|
CMT has a cartoon series starring Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, Larry the Cable Guy, and Lisa Lampinelli as cartoon bounty hunters!! WHY IN THE shite did nobody tell me about this? I've been waiting for something like this since that cartoon where Hulk Hogan and Roddy Piper rode around in dueling c...
| Movie/TV Board|| Biggest pimp in the Bering Sea: Elliott Neese - Maximus on 7/9/13 at 8:46 pm|
Dude's wife dumps him like every day, cries about it all year
So he finds a new gf. The gf lives in his house while he's away and bangs all his friends. So, he tries to propose to her as a reward for taking that other D. She denies him. He cries.
| SEC Rant|| Is Sumlin even less focused than Johnny Football? - Maximus on 7/7/13 at 9:21 am|
Its hard to tell your cocky 19 year old playe...
| O-T Lounge|| Cox Cable is the worst. Get Uverse or DirecTV - Maximus on 7/3/13 at 7:31 am|
Moved the box into a different room. Now a lot of channels in the 245-251 range are just not showing up at all. I tried unplugging it and plugging it back in, but nothing. You also can't search for shows by name, but i dont care that much about that part....
| Movie/TV Board|| Movie Trivia: Did Craig steal the boxes? - Maximus on 6/30/13 at 6:49 pm|
I think he did....
| Movie/TV Board|| Law and Order question: Black lady police chief and her cancer - Maximus on 6/3/13 at 7:49 pm|
Does she get 4 "bad news from the doctor. uh oh let me dismiss the detectives to take this bad news and then sulk" phone calls in every episode for 50 episodes in a row? The doctor seems like a real a-hole to have to call her and tell her every single day how much more cancer she is getting.
| Help Board|| Is there a thread for NCAA regional scores? - Maximus on 6/1/13 at 7:16 am|
I see some nerd and his friends' fantasy regional game has a sticky, but I'm just trying to see who all won and lost without having to search ESPN. Da Driveman is disappoint....
| O-T Lounge|| Pelicans Board = Creeps - Maximus on 5/21/13 at 7:55 pm|
read pg 1
| More Sports Board|| Will Te'o really be drafted before Kevin Minter? - Maximus on 4/22/13 at 2:08 pm|
Every single McShay and Kiper mock has Te'o not only amazingly going in the first round but being picked ahead of Minter. I just can't see how NFL GMs could be that dumb. Minter's only drawbacks (height and speed) are shared by Te'o. Minter was significantly MORE productive while playing against ...
| Help Board|| "IN" posts - should be banned, amirite? - Maximus on 4/18/13 at 9:23 am|
dudes who drop "IN" in threads need to die
| Movie/TV Board|| True Life: I'm living in my sibling's shadow - Maximus on 4/14/13 at 7:36 am|
This football kid is a total joke. He whines about wanting to make first team all conference just like his 3 big bros then every clip of him playing he is running at about half speed with limp wrists dangling by his side while his team gets beat by 20 points every game by other small all white team...
| SEC Rant|| National recruiting analyst Bobby Burton pwns SEC - Maximus on 4/3/13 at 3:07 pm|
He supposedly posted this on VIP on the Texas board I guess so I don't have a link or screen shot
[quote]"Someone needs to explain to me why a great DB would want to play in the SEC as opposed to the Big 12.
In the SEC, you're a glorified run support guy. In the Big 12, you're a cover guy."[/q...
| SEC Rant|| Texas A&M Incoming Freshman's uncle is a lunatic (quotes inside) - Maximus on 3/18/13 at 8:18 pm|
Meet Texas A&M incoming cornerback Noel Ellis Jr's uncle Diamond David Flores.
Uncle Dave will fit in well in College Station (other than the whole being black thing). Here is some of his work on the aggie 247 board:
| More Sports Board|| Shitty high school/junior high buzzer beaters on Sportscenter - Maximus on 3/2/13 at 9:05 am|
Why the hell is this shite on sportscenter every single day? They just led off a Saturday morning sportscenter with 2 buzzer beaters in games of 5'6 140lb white kids in bumfrick Utah. And god forbid a fat kid throws in a 3 pointer over his back in his church league, they'll show it for 2 months....
| Tiger Rant|| Mett singles out Vadal for loss - Maximus on 1/1/13 at 10:55 am|
Heck of a leader Mr. Overthrow has turned out to be.
[quote]"Our gameplan was really good, everything we wanted to run was there," Mettenberger said. "We had a right tackle (Vadal Alexander) that had an off night tonight. [/quote]
| Tiger Rant|| Tharold Simon vs a Metternberger deep ball: Who wins? - Maximus on 1/1/13 at 10:45 am|
Could Mett overthrow even the defense of Simon who gives 26 yards of cushion to slow WRs who don't run one deep route all night? I think he could and would....
| Tiger Rant|| Hypothetical matchup: Tharold Simon covering Boo Williams w/ Rick Clausen at QB - Maximus on 1/1/13 at 10:20 am|
How much cushion would Tharold give Boo for his 5 yard hitches?...
| Movie/TV Board|| Man on a Ledge - Maximus on 12/29/12 at 11:40 am|
Was a pretty legit movie, especially considering i had never even heard of it before I saw a preview for it being on DVD on another redbox movie.
No explanation as to why the main character is an american ex-cop with an american brother and american dad who speaks in a strong british accent....
| Movie/TV Board|| Gangland: Wild Boyz. Was this a joke? - Maximus on 12/27/12 at 6:51 pm|
I've seen the show gangland a few times and it was about real gangs actually killing people and moving hundred of kilos of drugs etc. Then the other day they air one about the Wild Boyz of the Pine Ridge Indian Reservation South Dako...