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Wild boar stampeded and killed terrorists

Posted on 4/26/17 at 4:17 pm
Posted by Crimson Wraith
Member since Jan 2014
24717 posts
Posted on 4/26/17 at 4:17 pm
Pork-chops

A herd of wild boars became the latest group to join the fight against ISIS — killing three jihadi barbarians during a stampede this week in Iraq, according to reports.

At least eight ISIS fighters were taking cover among dense reeds in the al-Rashad region about 55 miles southwest of Kirkuk, preparing for a surprise strike on local anti-ISIS tribesmen when the hero boars charged them on Sunday, Newsweek reported.

“It is likely their movement disturbed a herd of wild pigs, which inhabit the area as well as the nearby cornfields,” Sheikh Anwar al-Assi, a chief of the local Ubaid tribe and supervisor of anti-ISIS forces, told the Times of London.
This post was edited on 4/26/17 at 4:23 pm
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
16843 posts
Posted on 4/26/17 at 4:18 pm to


That's great news!
Posted by NC_Tigah
Carolinas
Member since Sep 2003
123769 posts
Posted on 4/26/17 at 4:22 pm to
Talk about getting porked
Posted by montanagator
Member since Jun 2015
16957 posts
Posted on 4/26/17 at 4:23 pm to
Delicious German Piggy.
Posted by TigerDeacon
West Monroe, LA
Member since Sep 2003
29258 posts
Posted on 4/26/17 at 4:23 pm to
Yeah, that didn't happen.

I wouldn't doubt that the wild pigs ate some of the dead bodies, but no way they killed three people.
Posted by BigEdLSU
All around the south
Member since Sep 2010
20268 posts
Posted on 4/26/17 at 4:24 pm to
Gods will be done. Seriously, this will be interpreted as God turning away from Isis. Brilliant home team propaganda
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 4/26/17 at 4:24 pm to
They died and now they don't get to go to heaven
Posted by FooManChoo
Member since Dec 2012
41643 posts
Posted on 4/26/17 at 4:25 pm to
God does have a sense of humor.
Posted by AggieDub14
Oil Baron
Member since Oct 2015
14624 posts
Posted on 4/26/17 at 4:26 pm to
Them some patriotic pigs right there! Freedom Hogs!



Posted by NC_Tigah
Carolinas
Member since Sep 2003
123769 posts
Posted on 4/26/17 at 4:27 pm to
quote:

but no way they killed three people.
Meh, you've never seen wild boars address a threat.
Posted by montanagator
Member since Jun 2015
16957 posts
Posted on 4/26/17 at 4:29 pm to
quote:

Yeah, that didn't happen.

I wouldn't doubt that the wild pigs ate some of the dead bodies, but no way they killed three people.




Have you seen some of the Boars in Florida and Texas- get cornered jumped bow hunting or only carrying bird loads and you could be in a world of hurt if you can't get up a tree.

I could see it if they were in dense undergrowth and unarmed or only carrying heavy weapons or something (say setting up a mortar tube).
This post was edited on 4/26/17 at 4:30 pm
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43318 posts
Posted on 4/26/17 at 4:30 pm to
quote:

Yeah, that didn't happen.



You've obviously never run across a pissed off wild pig.
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
89659 posts
Posted on 4/26/17 at 4:32 pm to
"ISIS is believed to have recovered the bodies of their dead , and have now began to shoot at the boars in retaliation."

Posted by GeauxLSUGeaux
1 room down from Erin Andrews
Member since May 2004
23280 posts
Posted on 4/26/17 at 4:33 pm to
Somebody give them a coat
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
52906 posts
Posted on 4/26/17 at 4:33 pm to
Must be the US special porkes
Posted by AirFarce1
Member since Jul 2014
250 posts
Posted on 4/26/17 at 4:39 pm to
quote:

That's fake news!


FYP
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89473 posts
Posted on 4/26/17 at 4:42 pm to
quote:

I wouldn't doubt that the wild pigs ate some of the dead bodies, but no way they killed three people.




Wild boar are unpredictable, highly intelligent, heavily armored and fairly well armed for an animal that size. It is confirmed they have killed people, bears and LOTS of dogs. If you doubt that a pack of them could kill 3 people under the right circumstances, then I suggest you try to hunt them with primitive implements. You seem to not have much fear of them which seems to be a requisite for such a sport.
Posted by DawgfaninCa
San Francisco, California
Member since Sep 2012
20092 posts
Posted on 4/26/17 at 5:15 pm to
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I wouldn't doubt that the wild pigs ate some of the dead bodies


Their religion allows pork to eat Muslims.
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