Same here. I probably would have been fired too, but it would have been worth it.
I've seen someone serve a $50 steak to a customer after it was dropped on the floor (is that fresh ground pepper?). I've seen a waiter run out the door and throw change at a car that was leaving (he was tipped something like 97 cents on $150/ 4 hour beer tab). The best was: I saw a guy take 2 straws, cross his arms and run then through his sweaty armpits and put straws in the customer's drinks.
It was like a well-rehearsed move.
This post was edited on 2/1 at 1:43 pm