Snowflake Awards this Sunday (nominees)

Join hosts Tomi Lahren and Doc Thompson for The Snowflake Awards on Sunday, February 26 at 8:00 pm E





BEST MELTDOWN

TrigglyPufff - for red faced, flabby arms waving!”
Rebecca Goyette - for “FU, I’m impersonating a professor!”
Jimmy Kimmel - for “I don’t cry for dead veterans but I do for dead animals!”
Shia LaBeuf - for “Homeless man screaming!”
Chelsea Handler - for “PMS-ing with Barbara”
Sarah Silverman - for “Coup d’ét-Trump!”
Debra Messing - for “Selfie Slactivism!”
Chuck Schumer - for “Trump is a meanie!”


BEST HYPOCRITE

Matt Damon for “Don’t use guns like Jason Bourne!”
Leo DiCaprio for “Green as I say not as I do!”
Jimmy Buffet for “Trannies not welcome in Margaritaville!”
George Lopez for “Nothing says love like a beheading!”
Don Cheadle for “Nothing says love like burning someone with a grease fire!”
Michael Moore for “Fat, Rich, Socialist"


BEST FAUX HUMANITARIAN

Sean Penn for “Haitians need food & I need to fly 1st Class!”
George Clooney for “I love refugees…when they’re elsewhere!”
50 Cent for “Ransoming kids in Somalia!”
Michael Moore for “I didn’t actually take in any refugees!”
Mark Ruffalo for “Burning fossil fuels to save the planet from fossil fuels!”


BEST SNOWFLAKE

Amy Schumer for “Adiós América!”
Colin Kapernick for “I’ve been brainwashed by my girlfriend!”
Lena Dunham for “Trump is beautifying America!”
Miley Cyrus for “The dope wore off & Trump is the president!”
Michael Moore for “Impression of a fat old woman!”
Debra Messing for “Selfie Slactivism!”


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