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SHE SHALL PERSIST: Here’s How Hillary Clinton Will Become President In 2017

Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:24 pm
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167019 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:24 pm
quote:

Donald Trump's impeachment is imminent, and the majority of his cabinet is implicated in his treason. Hillary Clinton was supposed to be our president in 2017. It was her turn. She won the popular vote, but lost the rigged election because of Russia. Fortunately, there's a good chance that Hillary will be sworn in as president before the end of the year.


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ETA: Just read the link before posting
This post was edited on 5/22/17 at 10:26 pm
Posted by PhillyTiger90
Member since Dec 2015
10657 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:27 pm to
Whoever wrote this should be committed to the nearest mental institution. No way people like this will last the next 7 1/2 years
Posted by FooManChoo
Member since Dec 2012
41591 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:28 pm to
What in the world did I just read?
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167019 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:28 pm to
Pretty positive it's satire, dude. Read it all.
This post was edited on 5/22/17 at 10:29 pm
Posted by rds dc
Member since Jun 2008
19798 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:28 pm to
quote:

Hillary Clinton is paid $650,000 to deliver the keynote address at the Association of Insurance Compliance Professionals annual conference in Seattle.
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
35386 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:29 pm to
quote:

It was her turn.


When did becoming leader of the free world be synonymous with taking a number at a Deli?
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167019 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:29 pm to
quote:

Anthony Weiner escapes from federal prison.


quote:

Fugitive Anthony Weiner, aka "Octavius Thunderdong," is arrested again after exchanging lewd Snap Chat messages with an undercover FBI agent posing as Chelsea Manning.
Posted by AllKnowingTrashHeap
Member since May 2017
178 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:30 pm to
quote:

Whoever wrote this should be committed to the nearest mental institution. No way people like this will last the next 7 1/2 years




It's a joke. A pretty good one, too, and that's coming from a liberal.
Posted by rds dc
Member since Jun 2008
19798 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:30 pm to
This sicko is responsible for the goings on at the Free Beacon

Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66378 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:31 pm to
Author tried too hard imo
Posted by AllKnowingTrashHeap
Member since May 2017
178 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:31 pm to
quote:

When did becoming leader of the free world be synonymous with taking a number at a Deli?




Yeah. It isn't. That's part of the joke. I'm assuming you read it. Do you just not get humor?
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167019 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:32 pm to
quote:

Author tried too hard imo





You're an expert on trying too hard
Posted by TigernMS12
Member since Jan 2013
5527 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:32 pm to
Some of those were quite funny. Clearly satire I hope.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
40051 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:38 pm to
quote:

Donald Trump's impeachment is imminent, and the majority of his cabinet is implicated in his treason. Hillary Clinton was supposed to be our president in 2017. It was her turn. She won the popular vote, but lost the rigged election because of Russia. Fortunately, there's a good chance that Hillary will be sworn in as president before the end of the year.




quote:

House Judiciary Committee approves articles of impeachment against President Donald J. Trump.
House of Representatives votes to impeach the president. (Vote succeeds on second attempt, after initial vote is derailed by House Freedom Caucus demands of $10 billion in spending cuts for every article of impeachment.)
Secret Senate Subcommittee on Water Safety, Space Militarization and High Treason (SSSWSSMHT) convenes at the top of the Washington Monument to review findings of the FBI investigation.




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Paul Ryan doesn't show up to his 6 a.m. P90X class. Search parties deployed.



Posted by Pinecone Repair
Burminham
Member since Nov 2013
7156 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:47 pm to
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:49 pm to
Well that was...

Unusual.
Posted by EA6B
TX
Member since Dec 2012
14754 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:55 pm to
I get it , its satire, unfortunately there is a not insignificant number of people that actually believe that if Trump is impeached the presidency goes to the runner up, Hillary. This should not be surprising given the lack of emphasis government and the constitution are given in our school systems.
Posted by skiptumahloo
Member since Mar 2017
714 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 11:43 pm to
quote:

When did becoming leader of the free world be synonymous with taking a number at a Deli?


Why do conservatives have such a hard time recognizing satire? OP even pretty much told you all it was satire in the title.

I've known at least 3 conservatives that actually believed Colbert was one of them back when he did the Colbert report. I have to assume this inanility to grasp sarcasm and satire is related to your inability to identity bullshite which is how so many got duped into supporting Trump.
Posted by Vacherie Saint
Member since Aug 2015
39348 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 11:44 pm to
No way I'm clicking your aids link.
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 5/22/17 at 11:46 pm to
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