My effort at humor.
MSNBC: Obama has shown up on the White House lawn with a horde of kitty cats , I wonder if this is kitty cat day !!!!! Well , we will find out in a few minutes Joe, looks like he's taking the podium now.
Obama: I I I just want to say , ummm err ummmmmm Mr Putin sir , somewhere along the corridors of time , our messages got crossed up emmm I i i, well you see Mr Putin , my secretary of state thought I said get the posse ready , but ehhhh I i i meant get the pussies ready.
With all due deference , I truly apologise sir , now me and all my pussy friends are headed back inside for fish sticks and carrot juice.
This post was edited on 8/29 at 8:24 am