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Probably the best melt today.
Posted by SidewalkDawg on 11/11/16 at 1:51 pm431
Feast your eyes on the Melt of Lena Dunham:
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I woke up on Election Day like a bride: rosy, thrilled, a little controlling about just how MY perfect day would be spent. After working on the Clinton campaign for eighteen months, I was ready to celebrate, and sure that by nightfall I'd be knocking back glasses of champagne and creating a story to tell my unborn children. Maybe I'd even get close enough to Hillary Clinton to hug her, to whisper "Thank you." I had dreamed about it every night for the last two weeks.
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So on Tuesday — Jesus, it's almost embarrassing to remember — I smugly selected a baby-blue sweater with a not-so-subtle p**** motif and headed to vote with my boyfriend, smiling at the elderly socialists on my block like it was Sesame Street.
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At a certain point it became clear something had gone horribly wrong. Celebrants' faces turned. The modeling had been incorrect. Watching the numbers in Florida, I touched my face and realized I was crying. "Can we please go home?" I said to my boyfriend. I could tell he was having trouble breathing, and I could feel my chin breaking into hives. Another woman showed me her matching hive, hidden by fresh concealer.
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At home I got in the shower and began to cry even harder. My boyfriend, who had already wept, watched me as I mumbled incoherently, clutching myself. "It wasn't supposed to go this way. It was supposed to be her job. She worked her whole life for the job. It's her job."
re: Probably the best melt today.Posted by bamarep on 11/11/16 at 1:52 pm to SidewalkDawg
Its her turn!
re: Probably the best melt today.Posted by boosiebadazz on 11/11/16 at 1:52 pm to SidewalkDawg
MOAR
GIVE ME MOAR
GIVE ME MOAR
re: Probably the best melt today.Posted by heartbreakTiger on 11/11/16 at 1:52 pm to SidewalkDawg
the liberals pain is so delicious.
re: Probably the best melt today.Posted by Y.A. Tittle on 11/11/16 at 1:53 pm to SidewalkDawg
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Can we please go home?" I said to my boyfriend. I could tell he was having trouble breathing,
re: Probably the best melt today.Posted by AndyCBR on 11/11/16 at 1:53 pm to SidewalkDawg
Thanks for sharing!
The tears sustain me!
ETA: The long version on the link is worth the click!
The tears sustain me!
ETA: The long version on the link is worth the click!
This post was edited on 11/11 at 1:55 pm
re: Probably the best melt today.Posted by CoachChappy on 11/11/16 at 1:53 pm to SidewalkDawg
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Watching the numbers in Florida, I touched my face and realized I was crying. "Can we please go home?" I said to my boyfriend. I could tell he was having trouble breathing, and I could feel my chin breaking into hives. Another woman showed me her matching hive, hidden by fresh concealer. quote: At home I got in the shower and began to cry even harder. My boyfriend, who had already wept, watched me as I mumbled incoherently, clutching myself. "It wasn't supposed to go this way. It was supposed to be her job. She worked her whole life for the job. It's her job."
More proof that liberalism is a mental disorder.
re: Probably the best melt today.Posted by MrSpock on 11/11/16 at 1:53 pm to SidewalkDawg
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My boyfriend
bullshite
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My boyfriend, who had already wept.
NVM.
re: Probably the best melt today.Posted by heartbreakTiger on 11/11/16 at 1:54 pm to Y.A. Tittle
what kind of man or even really sane woman cries over an election? I think that might be the best part of this. Milo is on a rampage and these beta males having sore pussies
re: Probably the best melt today.Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot on 11/11/16 at 1:54 pm to SidewalkDawg
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my boyfriend. I could tell he was having trouble breathing,
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My boyfriend, who had already wept
Jeebus....just, JEEBUS!
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re: Probably the best melt today.Posted by Damone on 11/11/16 at 1:54 pm to SidewalkDawg
I wonder if melts could be harnessed as a source of renewable energy? That is something I'd like to see explored by the Trump administration.
re: Probably the best melt today.Posted by Scruffy on 11/11/16 at 1:54 pm to SidewalkDawg
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I could feel my chin breaking into hives. Another woman showed me her matching hive, hidden by fresh concealer.
WTF?!
re: Probably the best melt today.Posted by Sid in Lakeshore on 11/11/16 at 1:54 pm to SidewalkDawg
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"Can we please go home?" I said to my boyfriend. I could tell he was having trouble breathing, and I could feel my chin breaking into hives. Another woman showed me her matching hive, hidden by fresh concealer.
These people are absolutely insane. We should probably go easy on them, we DO NOT understand what they are going through, we have brains AND control over our emotions.
This reaction is actually quite shocking to me. I cannot see my emotions getting me to the point of physical reaction to a political event.
These people are different. I don't think they will ever be like me, and I DAMNED SURE KNOW I will never be like them. Give them space and time, arrest those that break the law.
This post was edited on 11/11 at 1:59 pm
re: Probably the best melt today.Posted by Mr.Perfect on 11/11/16 at 1:54 pm to SidewalkDawg
Mrs. piggy in a wedding gown.
re: Probably the best melt today.Posted by Lsuhoohoo on 11/11/16 at 1:54 pm to SidewalkDawg
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It wasn't supposed to go this way. It was supposed to be her job. She worked her whole life for the job. It's her job."
The liberalism disease. That's not how this country works.
re: Probably the best melt today.Posted by Tyler9258 on 11/11/16 at 1:55 pm to SidewalkDawg
Having trouble breathing? Lena fricks him in the arse
re: Probably the best melt today.Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot on 11/11/16 at 1:55 pm to canyon
I hope the "I'm with her" crowd IS with her.....off to obscurity
re: Probably the best melt today.Posted by TygerTyger on 11/11/16 at 1:55 pm to SidewalkDawg
I want to leave a big steaming terd in her shower.
re: Probably the best melt today.Posted by Box Geauxrilla on 11/11/16 at 1:55 pm to SidewalkDawg
This is fantastic. I love reading this shite
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