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On the obviousness of the Hunkydory benefits of stimulus spending

Posted on 5/17/14 at 8:05 pm
Posted by Rex
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Posted on 5/17/14 at 8:05 pm
Imagine, if you will, a primitive society of 80,000 humans in a land named Hunkydoria.

Sadly, things were not so A-OK in Hunkydoria, as those residents, before an age of economic collaboration, scratched out the most menial and austere lives imaginable, when in disunion all had to fend for themselves.

At last one day came a man of great wisdom, whom for purposes of this story we shall call "Rex", who slew his naysayers and slanderers, armed only with the weapon of powerful vision.

"Hear me, my fellow Hunkydorians! Our time has come! We are mere denizens no longer; from this day forward we are CITIZENS!"

But that transformation required an economic system, of course, and a spirit of cooperation with which to imbue it. And MONEY... can't forget the MONEY, the true focus of our story.

So was structured a society of agriculture and raw material suppliers, food and tool producers, clothing manufacturers, carpenters and builders, and bums. Always there are bums.

And there was money, although, in truth, its usage predated and inspired most of that new economic structure. "This will be your medium for exchange. These 80,000 bucks will be backed with the full force of our aspirations and our anger!"

to be continued....

Posted by Jbird
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Posted on 5/17/14 at 8:07 pm to
Drop the crack pipe.
Posted by Sentrius
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Posted on 5/17/14 at 8:08 pm to
First Downvote.

Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 5/17/14 at 8:08 pm to
quote:

to be continued.... 



Please don't, nobody gives a frick. Drink a large amount of anti-freeze, Gerald.
Posted by fleaux
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Posted by RCDfan1950
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Posted on 5/17/14 at 8:10 pm to
Impressive, Rex. Deserving of a video to elucidate this grand vision, for the rednecks on here anyway.

A damn shame I've gotta go; leaving at 3 in the morning to be up in N. La./Tex for some early light on the landscape shots.

This one ought to be good. You don't need me.

Be well friend.

Posted by goatmilker
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Posted on 5/17/14 at 8:13 pm to
to be continued....



Posted by Jbird
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Posted by constant cough
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Posted on 5/17/14 at 8:19 pm to
Rex;dr


Voted down!


Posted by Turkey_Creek_Tiger
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Posted on 5/17/14 at 8:23 pm to
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This post was edited on 5/18/14 at 6:46 pm
Posted by KCT
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Posted on 5/17/14 at 8:23 pm to
Obama: "Shovel-ready wasn't as shovel-ready as we had thought."

Keep lying, Rexella.
Posted by StrangeBrew
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Posted on 5/17/14 at 8:30 pm to
How is Mary?
Posted by Scruffy
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Posted on 5/17/14 at 8:35 pm to
quote:

Rex
Rex, brother, recently you have been posting more erratically, aggressively, and at times nonsensically. You alright?

Your trolls are not nearly what they once were.
This post was edited on 5/17/14 at 8:37 pm
Posted by MDcajuntiger
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Posted on 5/17/14 at 8:36 pm to
I expect the 10 basic rules to your little realm to be painted on a barn. Remember that all are created equal, but some are more equal than others...

Please also include the singing of "Beasts of England" in your example, old major.

1945 called, Orwell says to frick off hippie


This post was edited on 5/17/14 at 8:40 pm
Posted by tigerfan182
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Posted on 5/17/14 at 8:37 pm to
Rex, please no more. Your shite is getting old and starting to smell.
Posted by Rex
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Posted on 5/17/14 at 8:38 pm to
quote:

I expect the 10 basic rules to your little realm to be painted on the barn.

The story ends with "Soylent Green is people!", but there's much to tell before then.
Posted by constant cough
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Posted on 5/17/14 at 8:38 pm to
quote:

Your trolls are not nearly what they once were.



No, they're pretty much still the same.
Posted by Bunk Moreland
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Posted on 5/17/14 at 8:40 pm to
He did just get a bypass...
Posted by Zahrim
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Posted by StrangeBrew
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Posted on 5/17/14 at 8:46 pm to
quote:

He did just get a bypass...

He did wait until he could dump the cost on to others, but shame would not make him lose any sleep.
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