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Mother's Day is offensive to non-binary parents

Posted on 5/14/17 at 8:48 am
Posted by SirWinston
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Posted on 5/14/17 at 8:48 am
We should have only one "Guardian's Day"

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Toronto Star columnist Emma Teitel says that because “the gendered holidays of Mother’s Day and Father’s day are a drag for non-binary parents who don’t identify with a single gender,” we need to get rid of both altogether.

This is why I’d like to propose that we scrap both Mother’s Day and Father’s Day for good. And in the spirit of both inclusivity and selfishness, I’d like to propose a new holiday called “Guardian’s Day.” Guardian’s Day, which has a nice sci-fi fantasy ring to it, will be a rotating statutory holiday — meaning you can celebrate it any day you please, and you can interpret it any way you like. A guardian can be a mom, a dad, a non-binary parent, a grandparent, an aunt, an uncle, a pet owner, or why the heck not — somebody who takes really good care of his houseplants.


This post was edited on 5/14/17 at 8:54 am
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
38730 posts
Posted on 5/14/17 at 8:50 am to
I could provide a service to tell the non-binary what to celebrate
Posted by TrueTiger
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Posted on 5/14/17 at 8:51 am to



of course!
Posted by TrueTiger
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Posted on 5/14/17 at 8:51 am to



of course!
Posted by Deuces
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Member since Nov 2011
12338 posts
Posted on 5/14/17 at 8:53 am to
Modern liberalism is all about breaking down any traditional way of life.
Posted by AUbused
Member since Dec 2013
7770 posts
Posted on 5/14/17 at 8:53 am to
Or the author could frick off and die. Whatevs.
Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
Member since Sep 2014
9928 posts
Posted on 5/14/17 at 8:54 am to
The profession is suffering from wide spread writer's block, & if you ever wondered what crap people churn out during these bouts, well here it is
Posted by weptiger
Georgia
Member since Feb 2007
10306 posts
Posted on 5/14/17 at 8:56 am to
Or we tell the author proposing this change to eff off.
Posted by TDsngumbo
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Member since Oct 2011
41457 posts
Posted on 5/14/17 at 9:03 am to
frick them.
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 5/14/17 at 9:06 am to
Those kids don't stand a chance
Posted by HailToTheChiz
Back in Auburn
Member since Aug 2010
48861 posts
Posted on 5/14/17 at 9:06 am to
How about that writer can go frick herself/himself/itself
Posted by braindeadboxer
Utopia
Member since Nov 2011
8742 posts
Posted on 5/14/17 at 9:06 am to
The authors poor kids. They don't have a chance in hell.

We really need to purge society of people like this. They are only growing in number and boldness to the detriment of the country.
Posted by Jyrdis
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Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 5/14/17 at 9:11 am to
Look at the kid on the left. He looks like he hates where he is. Can't say I blame him.
Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
Member since Oct 2007
48209 posts
Posted on 5/14/17 at 9:18 am to
Mother's Day will have to GO. It is an oppressive and brutal reminder of the Centuries of Torture inflicted on the non-binary gendered population by the Disgusting White Racist Devil-Culture foisted upon us by the USA, which is a Trumpian Dystopia of Hate and Selfishness.

Just kidding! Happy Mother's Day to all.

Posted by SleauxPlay
Here and there
Member since Oct 2005
3427 posts
Posted on 5/14/17 at 9:18 am to
These folks have always been fringe, are fringe, will continue to be fringe, but by all means...strawman on as though this is a mainstream view.
Posted by SLafourche07
Member since Feb 2008
9926 posts
Posted on 5/14/17 at 9:18 am to
quote:

somebody who takes really good care of his houseplants.



Pretty insensitive to people who can't afford or have big enough places to have house plants.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
67929 posts
Posted on 5/14/17 at 9:30 am to
There are already mental illness awareness days.
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
27294 posts
Posted on 5/14/17 at 9:35 am to
Sorry, non binaries. This day is about mothers. Get your own day.
Posted by FooManChoo
Member since Dec 2012
41572 posts
Posted on 5/14/17 at 9:38 am to
I'm sure it's a drag for women who have tried to get pregnant and can't, too.

This is the kind of stuff that happens when liberals want to enforce the law of individual happiness on everyone else. If something you do detracts from my own personal happiness, it is a violation of my rights and must be stopped. These people need therapists.
Posted by TerryDawg03
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Member since Dec 2012
15582 posts
Posted on 5/14/17 at 9:39 am to
quote:

And in the spirit of both inclusivity and selfishness, I’d like to propose a new holiday called “Guardian’s Day.” Guardian’s Day, which has a nice sci-fi fantasy ring to it, will be a rotating statutory holiday — meaning you can celebrate it any day you please, and you can interpret it any way you like.


To include everyone we must exclude everyone. Got it.
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