How about the latest Hugo Chavez bull shite - that he appeared to his successor in the form of a little birdie, who told him that he was destined to be the next glorious leader.
quote about the Hennessey is true, btw. You don't die of "natural causes" at the age of 60.
The glorious leader attempted to deport or execute all of the dwarf children just to sweep them under the rug.
Oh wait. That's shite he really did do.