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Zach
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Member since May 2005
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IT'S SATURDAY!!!

Got a very good lineup of miscreants today. First, we give props to "Father of the Year":

Brian Jackson of Duberly owes $122,938 in child support. Duberly is a very small town. Amazing that no one can find him. You go, Brian!

We also have a lot of alliteration this week that warrants its own category.

First/Middle Names:

Arenta .. he doesn't want to own his home.
Darzavia .. a guy
Shemetrius .. a girl.
Darmaineya .. a guy
Shantia ..a small wooden shack.
Tyumelila .. this is a cough syrup.
Naukwasha Shurnaye .. this is a cheap wine.
Morgan Chase... this rich banker shoplifted $8 worth of Red Bull and $35 worth of Delsym Cough Syrup. Nice cocktail.
Leeedgar .. need one more 'e.'
Demenikus .. this is a Catholic Order of Monks.
Herrnika . a pulled muscle.
Labreeshyia .. an air freshener.
Finell Dinell.. a type of stage lighting.
Demoryon ... probably called 'moron' in grade school.
Golanda .. this was a Japanese Movie Monster.
Grape ... stole a lawn mower.

Alliteration:

Darmaineya Darnorriest
Damion Dewhite
Dilandro Demond
Tremaneisha Treisha
Lequintey Larnekk



Name of the Week:

Gregory Peck... Beat up his fat white girl friend. "This white whale vexes me!"





ChineseBandit58
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Member since Aug 2005
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re: IT'S SATURDAY!!!
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Gregory Peck... Beat up his fat white girl friend. "This white whale vexes me!"

I always smile when I read your research findings.

But this one made me chuckle - IRL.



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oldcharlie8
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re: IT'S SATURDAY!!!
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Grape ... stole a lawn mower.


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