IT'S SATURDAY!!!(Posted by Zach on 1/12/13 at 1:37 pm)
First a tribute to Demitrious. What do you do when your girlfriend dumps you? Gun? Box Cutter? Nope, he's not violent. He broke into her house and blocked up all the drains from sinks and tubs. Then turned all the faucets on full blast. Was gonna turn that place into an aquarium. Only mistake was he forgot to seal the bottoms of the doors. Way to get revenge, Demitrious!
Jimmita .. female version of 'Jim.' Jamin ...some guys playing music together. Shavette .. cheap car. Raco Swuave ...it's Rico not Raco. Harlie ... a girl. Laqueva Quavera ..this was a Puerto Rican boxer. Kakeen ...sound a bullet makes bouncing off an oil drum. Tyrant .. always bossin' folks around. Summer Dawn ... I prefer Autumn Breeze Sharlexus and Laporsha ..two girls named after cars. Doral .. cigarettes. Stoney .. appropriate; selling marijuana. Samaj ...I'll have a ham on rye.
Horatio Adger ... from rags to riches. Tom Dooley .. hang down your head.