IT'S FRIDAY!!!

Big story is that former Bossier sheriff Larry Deen got indicted for various theft issues. I met Larry for a short time years ago. After five minutes Zach thought 'this guy is a crook.' Zach was right.

Props to DUI of the Week: Calvin blew a 204. Calvin is a drinkin' man!

Now, before the mal-named perps of the week let's go the Reader Call in Hotline...it involves a black candidate for city office:

"What is wrong with a Southern Univ Law Degree? Is it not as good as a Tulane Law Degree?"

Well, I guess she has a point. Is an LSU Law Degree not as good as a Harvard Law Degree?

Now, onto the perps of the week:

First/Middle Names:

Ybrina ..robbery. Put an 's' before your name.
Ascience ..hope she has a sister named Amath.
Tarasa ..this is a type of floor covering.
Zelma.. prostitute..low ball of the year. She is 55 y.o. and was charging only "10 dollars cash". Really. Did the officer have to mention she wouldn't take a check or a Visa Card?
Arness .. mom loved Matt Dillon.
Keef .. mom had a lisp. Trying for Keith.
Darcarious Vencharles Ford.. a very expensive car.
Lacandreal Shockeritta ...I think this is one of those weighted points on a long string that makes designs in a plate of sand. Someone has to help me out on this.
Shakerri Aalneisha Bright .. Makes me want to put on sun glasses.
Toshiba .. they make TV sets.
Xaviauan Brandon .. this is a nice Cognac.
Lexsenna ...used for constipation.
Governor ... never made it to Mayor.
Ybrita .. a filter for your faucet.