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Is This The End Of The Line For Ted Cruz?

Posted on 5/24/17 at 11:05 am
Posted by tarzana
TX Hwy 6--Brazos River Backwater
Member since Sep 2015
26068 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 11:05 am
What good is he doing in the Senate?

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Posted by Iosh
Bureau of Interstellar Immigration
Member since Dec 2012
18941 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 11:06 am to
Now this is some solid meta-gimmick posting
Posted by lsufan1971
Zachary
Member since Nov 2003
18084 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 11:10 am to
You should have probably read and listen to what you linked first. You're not going to get across what you intended.

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Ted Cruz has authored over 80 Supreme Court briefs. Al Franken authored skits about poop and sex on Saturday Night Live.

Ted Cruz clerked for the esteemed Chief Justice William Rehnquist. Al Franken performed fake news for laughs until he was replaced by Norm Macdonald and quit in a temper tantrum.

Ted Cruz served as the primary editor of the Harvard Law Review and was hailed by one of the nation’s most well known attorneys, Alan Dershowitz (a liberal) as “off the charts brilliant.” Al Franken served as screenwriter and star in Stuart Saves His Family, a film that bombed at the box office with the San Francisco Chronicle calling the effort, “a mess.”

Ted Cruz famously argued 9 cases before the United States Supreme Court. Al Franken famously grilled Representative Tom Price over owning tobacco stocks – that Franken also owns.

Ted Cruz was once a national and international debate champion. Al Franken used cocaine while working in the television business.
This post was edited on 5/24/17 at 11:14 am
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167029 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 11:13 am to
quote:

Ted Cruz has authored over 80 Supreme Court briefs. Al Franken authored skits about poop and sex on Saturday Night Live.


Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
51788 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 11:13 am to
I can't believe a grown fricking man that wore a diaper on live damn TV is a US senator.

Can we trade Minnesota for a truck load of Crown Royal or something?

What a fricking disgrace.
Posted by tarzana
TX Hwy 6--Brazos River Backwater
Member since Sep 2015
26068 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 2:30 pm to
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a grown fricking man that wore a diaper

quote:

a US senator

I believe his name was David Vitter.
Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
51788 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 2:31 pm to
Wrong
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
139674 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 2:32 pm to
quote:

Crown Royal or something?


Can we at least make it a trade for a good american made whiskey instead of that shite.
Posted by LSUROXS
Texas
Member since Sep 2006
7138 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 2:34 pm to
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Can we trade Minnesota for a truck load of Crown Royal or something?



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Posted by AggieDub14
Oil Baron
Member since Oct 2015
14624 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 2:34 pm to
We have a reality TV star president. Is it really that hard to believe?
Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
12458 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 2:34 pm to
I can't believe a grown fricking man that wore a diaper on live damn TV is a US senator.

I bet 4 or 5 of them old frickers wear adult diapers every day.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
40057 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 2:36 pm to
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Ted Cruz has authored over 80 Supreme Court briefs. Al Franken authored skits about poop and sex on Saturday Night Live.


Which was more productive than his time in the Senate.
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
112359 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 2:36 pm to
quote:

What good is he doing in the Senate?


The best good he could do in the Senate is to corner John McCain in the cloak room and beat the fricking shite out of him.
Posted by Texas Weazel
Louisiana is a shithole
Member since Oct 2016
8525 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 2:39 pm to
What the frick is "The Resurgent"???
Posted by Quarterite
The Lower Quarter
Member since Oct 2016
959 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 2:48 pm to
quote:

The End Of The Line For Ted Cruz?


Which is more embarrassing: getting owned by tRump or getting owned by Al Franken?
Posted by KCT
Psalm 23:5
Member since Feb 2010
38911 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 2:51 pm to
Ha-ha.
Posted by flyAU
Scottsdale
Member since Dec 2010
24845 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 2:51 pm to
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Can we at least make it a trade for a good american made whiskey instead of that shite.



I got a broken rib because of this crap.






In Jacksonville.
Posted by indianswim
Plano, TX
Member since Jan 2010
18690 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 2:54 pm to
quote:

We have a reality TV star president.


Yes, that's true. But really weak. Would you like to say WWE Hall of Famer? Billionaire Playboy?

The guy has a real estate empire and leveraged that into a reality show. I've never really viewed him as a star of a reality show. He was someone already famous who happened to have a reality show.
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