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imagine a child, whose parents are killed by soldiers
Posted on 6/21/17 at 4:07 pm
Posted on 6/21/17 at 4:07 pm
orphaned; alone in the desert, he is befriended by a local religious fanatic, who teaches him the ways of his religion. Over the years, he becomes radicalized. A master of his craft, he joins an insurgency, which plots and carries out a terrorist attack that kills 300k people.
that child's name is Luke Skywalker
that child's name is Luke Skywalker
This post was edited on 6/21/17 at 4:10 pm
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Posted on 6/21/17 at 4:08 pm to Machine
Posted on 6/21/17 at 4:10 pm to Machine
His dad wasn't killed though his dad was spolier, Darth Vader.
Posted on 6/21/17 at 4:11 pm to Machine
One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter
Posted on 6/21/17 at 4:12 pm to Machine
Skywalker lived with his Aunt and Uncle.
He worked for what he received. He didn't eat no gubment cheese from the empire.
He worked for what he received. He didn't eat no gubment cheese from the empire.
Posted on 6/21/17 at 4:13 pm to Machine
Imagine this child is just the figment of someone's imagination.
Posted on 6/21/17 at 4:14 pm to Machine
quote:
imagine a child, whose parents are killed by soldiers
His dad wasn't killed by soldiers, and eventually died reunited with and helping his son. His mom died in childbirth.
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orphaned; alone in the desert
He lived with his aunt and uncle on their farm. They were loving foster parents and he got to hang out and bullseye womprats on his T-16
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Over the years, he becomes radicalized.
No. He doesn't. If anything he rebelled against the "radicalized" portion when he told both Yoda and Obi-Wan to go frick themselves
This post was edited on 6/21/17 at 4:26 pm
Posted on 6/21/17 at 4:15 pm to Machine
Grey jedi master race. They knew both light and dark sides of the force were full of shite.
Posted on 6/21/17 at 4:16 pm to Machine
Are you one of the parents?
Posted on 6/21/17 at 4:22 pm to Machine
You suck at Star Wars, he was orphaned at birth and lived with his aunt and uncle.
It also happened a long time ago so that was probably when we were bombing all kinds of brown people including kids, so Luke never would have lived long enough to become a Jedi.
It also happened a long time ago so that was probably when we were bombing all kinds of brown people including kids, so Luke never would have lived long enough to become a Jedi.
Posted on 6/21/17 at 4:24 pm to Machine
So science fiction
Posted on 6/21/17 at 4:27 pm to Machine
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This post was edited on 1/10/21 at 11:53 am
Posted on 6/21/17 at 4:28 pm to Seldom Seen
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His dad wasn't killed though his dad was spolier, Darth Vader.
the only parents he ever knew were killed by soldiers
Posted on 6/21/17 at 4:30 pm to Breesus
quote:parents does not necessairly mean biological. to Luke, his aunt and uncle were his parents.
His dad wasn't killed by soldiers, and eventually died reunited with and helping his son. His mom died in childbirth.
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He lived with his aunt and uncle on their farm. They were loving foster parents and he got to hang out and bullseye womprats on his T-16
not after they were killed by soldiers...
quote:and then he commit an act of terrorism
No. He doesn't. If anything he rebelled against the "radicalized" portion when he told both Yoda and Obi-Wan to go frick themselves
Posted on 6/21/17 at 4:33 pm to Machine
Posted on 6/21/17 at 7:36 pm to DisplacedBuckeye
Posted on 6/21/17 at 7:41 pm to Machine
As a Star Wars expert I am triggered by the way you bastardized the story to fit your agenda.
I am DV 35
I am DV 35
Posted on 6/21/17 at 7:46 pm to Machine
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Over the years, he becomes radicalized. A master of his craft, he joins an insurgency, which plots and carries out a terrorist attack that kills 300k people.
The only problem with that is that the span of time between when Luke leaves Mos Eisley and the Battle of Yavin is less than a year.
Also, his parents weren't killed by Soldiers. Luke always knew that his parents "died" before he was born.
Plus, the attack on the Death Star is a military operation carried out by military aircraft.
Come to think of it, the entire premise of the OP is shite.
This post was edited on 6/21/17 at 7:50 pm
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