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I am Six foot, five inches tall

Posted on 9/20/17 at 11:16 pm
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
22953 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 11:16 pm
I also look like Brad Pitt did in Fight Club.



Actually I'm six foot, and don't.

BUT I FEEL LIKE I AM SIX FOOT FIVE INCHES TALL AND LOOK LIKE BRAD PITT.

Therefore. You must all treat me as such. Sure I may not look it, and may not look like him.

But if you claim I don't, then you are a bigot, and love Hitler.


Did I do that right liberals?
This post was edited on 9/20/17 at 11:16 pm
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
Member since Sep 2014
23658 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 11:18 pm to
I didn't know Brad Pitt was 6'5
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134815 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 11:19 pm to
Only a racist, misogynistic shitlord would want to look like a white male womanizer
This post was edited on 9/20/17 at 11:19 pm
Posted by ElmoHatesMe
NC
Member since Sep 2017
49 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 11:22 pm to
but we cant pretend to be black because appropriation!
Posted by 225bred
COYS
Member since Jun 2011
20386 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 11:23 pm to
I'm a 5'1 little person, black, muslim, trans, homosexual(sometimes), lefthanded, dyslexic, jewish by birth not religion, eunuch, atheist, democrat.

What do I win????
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
22953 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 12:20 am to
No sex life life, but a lifetime achievement award for not committing suicide because you are a freak at the Emmy's!
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
22953 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 12:20 am to
I love how this got downvotes.

Me claiming I am six five, is the exact same as a man claiming to be a woman.

Why can't I claim to be taller, if they can claim to be another sex?
Posted by TheFranchise
The Stick
Member since Feb 2005
6201 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 6:34 am to
quote:

I AM SIX FOOT FIVE INCHES TALL AND LOOK LIKE BRAD PITT.


Congrats to your dad on the secks? Congrats to you on the genes?

I do appreciate the point you're trying to make.
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
30576 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 6:56 am to
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This post was edited on 6/8/20 at 12:07 pm
Posted by tigerpawl
Can't get there from here.
Member since Dec 2003
22206 posts
Posted on 9/21/17 at 7:31 am to
quote:

I didn't know Brad Pitt was 6'5

He said it. Therefore, he is.
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