Here's to you Mitch "The Bitch" Landrieu

The statues are all gone now...taken down and moved to a place where they can no longer wreak havoc in the Crescent City. There will be no bullets flying from these marbled scoundrels anymore. I'm sure the residents will notice the murder rate fall immediately.
And they will be causing no further damage to our roads throughout our fair city. You know those big nasty pot holes that seem to always be around. Yes, we should have known it all along...it was those statues!
And with them no longer around we shall also see a decrease in corruption and incompetence from our elected officials who seem to know what's best for us all. Thanks, Papa Mitch! Those damned statues have caused our city to become a magnet to those illegals who absorb all they can from a revenue base that the American taxpayer has long established. And the thugs and drugs...yeah- the statues caused that, too. Why not keep your political momentum going Mitch...have a statue erected of yourself and placed in the heart of the city so that we can have a place for the pigeons to drop their crap.