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Ecosexuals have arrived and want their rights protected

Posted on 11/20/16 at 8:36 pm
Posted by Amused Lurker
Atlanta
Member since Dec 2015
1535 posts
Posted on 11/20/16 at 8:36 pm
Yes, a new form of gender identity. Instead of hugging a tree, you have sex with it. This is not a joke. Ecosexual Manifesto link attached.

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Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
17762 posts
Posted on 11/20/16 at 8:38 pm to
Mother nature got dat donk baw
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
12589 posts
Posted on 11/20/16 at 8:38 pm to
This shite is out of hand. These mental disorders need to be treated as such and these loons need to be locked away.
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37676 posts
Posted on 11/20/16 at 8:39 pm to
I wish you hadn't shown this to me
Posted by TidenUP
Dauphin Island
Member since Apr 2011
14413 posts
Posted on 11/20/16 at 8:40 pm to
Nothing better than a hot piece of ash
Posted by LSUTIGER in TEXAS
Member since Jan 2008
13604 posts
Posted on 11/20/16 at 8:41 pm to
We used to laugh at Bruce Jenner dressing up as a chick. A one hour interview later he/she is a sympathetic figure.

Are we going to relook at tree fricking laws?!?!?!?!
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35464 posts
Posted on 11/20/16 at 8:41 pm to
And that's how you catch Dutch elm disease.
Posted by buckeye_vol
Member since Jul 2014
35236 posts
Posted on 11/20/16 at 8:42 pm to
quote:

Instead of hugging a tree, you have sex with it.
So they like wood? Maybe they are simply confused by double entendre/innuendo usage?
Posted by TidenUP
Dauphin Island
Member since Apr 2011
14413 posts
Posted on 11/20/16 at 8:44 pm to
You can have it all right in the PALM of your hand
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98715 posts
Posted on 11/20/16 at 8:44 pm to
Are these ecosexuals getting consent from the trees prior to performing the act? They are literally raping nature!
Posted by ihometiger
Member since Dec 2013
12475 posts
Posted on 11/20/16 at 8:45 pm to
I have sudden sexual relations with automobiles. What is that called?
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
118893 posts
Posted on 11/20/16 at 8:45 pm to
Wood literally
Posted by TidenUP
Dauphin Island
Member since Apr 2011
14413 posts
Posted on 11/20/16 at 8:46 pm to
AUTO eroticism
Posted by stuntman
Florida
Member since Jan 2013
9081 posts
Posted on 11/20/16 at 8:47 pm to
I guess bush is making a comeback.


:rimshot:
Posted by Rover Range
Member since Jun 2014
2768 posts
Posted on 11/20/16 at 8:48 pm to
I wood hit it.

I'm already having capitalistic thoughts- ECO condoms: "Don't get a splinter in your wood"
Posted by Chrome
Chromeville
Member since Nov 2007
10287 posts
Posted on 11/20/16 at 8:50 pm to
I hope they get splinters.
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
32640 posts
Posted on 11/20/16 at 8:50 pm to
What do you say whilst fricking a tree?

"You're gonna make me sap baby"?
Posted by Rekrul
Member since Feb 2007
7941 posts
Posted on 11/20/16 at 8:50 pm to
Add them to weirdo-land. If you want to be a fricking weirdo, transsexual, baby doll anal fricker, whatever. Do it, just do it behind closed doors and no one will give a frick. Make yourself stand out and you'll be ridiculed for the idiots that you are.

It's pretty simple, shut the frick up because no one cares. And no one wants to be forced to look at your lifestyle. Just do what you do quietly and save yourself the trouble. Is that hard to do?
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
54202 posts
Posted on 11/20/16 at 8:52 pm to

So are termites worse than crabs?
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
14814 posts
Posted on 11/20/16 at 9:05 pm to
Time to play in the mud
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