Communism joke of the day, 4th century BCE, ed.

Heh heh heh look how smart I am errbody!

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Heh heh heh look how smart I am errbody!

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i clearly gave credit to Aristophanes for his quote

Oh goodie. Another commie alter.

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old white men

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A Frenchman, a Brit, and a Russian are admiring a painting of Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden.

The Frenchman says, "They must be French, they're naked and they're eating fruit."

The Englishman says, "Clearly, they're English; observe how politely the man is offering the woman the fruit."

The Russian notes, "They are Russian, of course. They have nothing to wear, little to eat, and they think they are in paradise."
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Four dogs -- Mexican, American, Polish, Russian -- are discussing their lives.

The Mexican dog says, "The servants used to leave meat out for me, but now I have to bark for it."

The American dog says, "You have servants in Mexico?"

The Polish dog says, "They feed you meat?"

The Russian dog says, "They let you bark?!"

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Not at all but these jokes smell of old men, old wicker and rocking chairs

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Therefore there's no lesson to learn here, right?

Russian guy (circa mid-1960s) says: "The symbol of Russia is a bear. That's wrong. The symbol of Russia should be Cupid. We're naked, armed to the teeth and always talking about love."