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Help! How do I get out of going to NOLA for a Hawaiin Luau
Posted on 9/18/08 at 4:40 pm
Posted on 9/18/08 at 4:40 pm
Saturday (2 1/2 hrs away) that my wife's cousin is having before the wedding next month. I mean, first of all he should have is arse whipped for scheduling that crap during LSU-Auburn. But they are really not big football fans. 
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Posted on 9/18/08 at 4:41 pm to 4x4tiger
you're wife's cousin is a douche and you should not have to associate with such people.
Posted on 9/18/08 at 4:42 pm to 4x4tiger
quote:
How do I get out of going to NOLA for a Hawaiin Luau
Don't get off the sofa. Problem solved.
Posted on 9/18/08 at 4:43 pm to 4x4tiger
quote:Legal separation?
Help! How do I get out of going to NOLA for a Hawaiin Luau
Posted on 9/18/08 at 4:44 pm to 4x4tiger
Say you have to practice the limbo, throw your back out and wind up on the sofa for the weekend. Make sure the remote is close by.
Posted on 9/18/08 at 4:45 pm to ehidal1
Just don't go.
Posted on 9/18/08 at 4:46 pm to ehidal1
Sneak over to Harrah's or Gordon Biersch-goin out for more beer.
Posted on 9/18/08 at 4:47 pm to LSULANE
watch how easy this is...
"i ain't goin"
THAT'S IT
"i ain't goin"
THAT'S IT
Posted on 9/18/08 at 4:49 pm to Coon
Tell them you're allergic to pineapple and it makes you break out in hives or something.
Posted on 9/18/08 at 4:50 pm to 4x4tiger
At least you'll be in the right place there won't be a tv or radio within 50 miles that won't have the game on ... and every last man at that party will be thinkin the same thing as you the whole time ... make sure ahead of time that they have a giant HDTV set up and tuned to ESPN. Bring a pocket radio w/earbuds for WWL just in case shite goes bad wrong ... and don't forget to record the game for when you get home.
Posted on 9/18/08 at 4:57 pm to apacheba
quote:
and every last man at that party
The only men that will be at the party will be fairies who don't like sports. No one in my family would ask me to go any such event, they ALL know the answer. Precedence has been set, a long time ago. This is his fault for allowing this happen.
Posted on 9/18/08 at 5:01 pm to 4x4tiger
Have you talked to your wife about it?! Im curious to see what she said.
Posted on 9/18/08 at 5:06 pm to 4x4tiger
Stick your finger down your throat two hours before you're supposed to leave. If you're puking sick, there's no way she can make you go.
Desperate? Yes. But desperate times call for desperate measures.
Desperate? Yes. But desperate times call for desperate measures.
This post was edited on 9/18/08 at 5:07 pm
Posted on 9/18/08 at 5:13 pm to 4x4tiger
You just say "Sorry, I have a prior engagement."
Anyone that schedules anything that interferes with LSU games knows my answer. Grow some and tell them you aren't going.
Anyone that schedules anything that interferes with LSU games knows my answer. Grow some and tell them you aren't going.
Posted on 9/18/08 at 5:21 pm to 4x4tiger
1 tub
1 hacksaw
4 black heavy duty trash bags
Your welcome
/thread
1 hacksaw
4 black heavy duty trash bags
Your welcome
/thread
Posted on 9/18/08 at 5:27 pm to Archie Bengal Bunker
Wake up that morning before your wife gets up. Down a bottle of Jack Daniels like Belushi did in Animal House. Then sit on the couch with a cooler of beer. The master plan is to be so shite faced by the time she wakes up you will be ashamed to take you to that God forsaken party. You should be sobering up by kick off so you can enjoy the first two quarters.
If that doesn't work refer to Archie's post.
If that doesn't work refer to Archie's post.
This post was edited on 9/18/08 at 5:29 pm
Posted on 9/18/08 at 5:45 pm to beno
Stomach ache always works for me with the wife in situations like this, but I think she just plays along with it because she really doesn't want to go wherever it is I'm not wanting to go. This is usually the case with lame pre-wedding bullshite for distant relatives or acquaintences.
Or
You could always follow this Auburn fan's advice on faking illness:
LINK
Or
You could always follow this Auburn fan's advice on faking illness:
LINK
This post was edited on 9/18/08 at 5:47 pm
Posted on 9/18/08 at 5:47 pm to 4x4tiger
he sounds like a bitch. let your wife know its not manly to do that. and dont go
Posted on 9/18/08 at 5:49 pm to LegalTiger
Slash your tires. All of them.
OR
Hire a bunch of strippers to show up 20 min before you get there. shite will hit the fan and party might break up. Then you're free to go to a bar and watch the game; unless you end up staying at party with said strippers.
PS
What part of town you going to be in? I can recommend neighborhood bars you can stop at on your way to "get more ice."
OR
Hire a bunch of strippers to show up 20 min before you get there. shite will hit the fan and party might break up. Then you're free to go to a bar and watch the game; unless you end up staying at party with said strippers.
PS
What part of town you going to be in? I can recommend neighborhood bars you can stop at on your way to "get more ice."
This post was edited on 9/18/08 at 5:54 pm
Posted on 9/19/08 at 6:03 am to 4x4tiger
You could always call the funeral home and tell them the next time a man dies to save you his nads. 
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