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Favorite Dumb and Dumber quotes
Posted on 3/3/08 at 10:16 am
Posted on 3/3/08 at 10:16 am
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I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her
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State Trooper: Pullover!
Harry: No, it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing.
Lloyd: Yeah, killer boots man!
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Lloyd: His head fell off?
Harry: Yea he was really old.
Posted on 3/3/08 at 10:19 am to BilJ
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Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
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Lloyd: I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen.
This post was edited on 3/3/08 at 10:20 am
Posted on 3/3/08 at 10:23 am to CE Tiger
We Landed on the Moon! 
Posted on 3/3/08 at 10:26 am to CE Tiger
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Check out the funbags on that hosehound.
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Harry: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Lloyd: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of shite, man.
And the most underrated line of the movie:
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Oh, big gulps huh?
I have to stop myself I could go on all day
Posted on 3/3/08 at 10:29 am to Rickety Cricket
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Oh, big gulps huh?
frick I meant to put that one. easily one of my favorites also
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some people just weren't cut out for life on the road
This post was edited on 3/3/08 at 10:30 am
Posted on 3/3/08 at 10:30 am to BilJ
"Kick his arse Seabass"
I try to say this at least once a day.
I try to say this at least once a day.
Posted on 3/3/08 at 10:32 am to BilJ
Harry: "You've had 2 pairs of gloves on the whole time?"
Lloyd: "Yeaaaaaa, we're in the Rockies."
"What if he would've shot you in the face?"
Lloyd: "Yeaaaaaa, we're in the Rockies."
"What if he would've shot you in the face?"
Posted on 3/3/08 at 10:33 am to TigerTree
quote:
Excuse me, Flo?
Posted on 3/3/08 at 10:34 am to BilJ
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Excuse me, Flo?
That one and "big gulp" are my favorite lines to quote. So simple and yet so damn hilarious. It really makes you appreciate how hilarious JC was in that movie.
Posted on 3/3/08 at 10:39 am to Rickety Cricket
Look at that arse.
Yeah, he must work out.
Yeah, he must work out.
Posted on 3/3/08 at 10:43 am to Rickety Cricket
also a fan of "that really chaps my arse" and
I can get 60 miles to the gallon on this hog.
I can get 60 miles to the gallon on this hog.
Posted on 3/3/08 at 10:44 am to LSUFanNTX
"Gas man? How'd they know I got gas?"
Posted on 3/3/08 at 10:50 am to Rickety Cricket
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Oh, big gulps huh?
you left out half of the line
oh, big gulps huh?
welp, see you later
Posted on 3/3/08 at 10:50 am to caseaw1704
Did some little filly break your heart?
No, it was a girl.
No, it was a girl.
Posted on 3/3/08 at 10:52 am to Ron Mexico
Lloyd: Uh, what is the Soup Du Jour?
Waitress: It's the Soup of the Day.
Lloyd: Mmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that.
Waitress: It's the Soup of the Day.
Lloyd: Mmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that.
Posted on 3/3/08 at 10:53 am to BilJ
Ever since this movie came out I have tried my hardest to successfully pull off the "What's the soup du jour?" line. But no waiter or waitress has ever been quick enough to pick up on what I was getting at.
"What's the soup du jour?"
"That's the soup of the day."
"Mmmm, that sounds good...I'll have it!"
"What's the soup du jour?"
"That's the soup of the day."
"Mmmm, that sounds good...I'll have it!"
This post was edited on 3/3/08 at 10:54 am
Posted on 3/3/08 at 10:55 am to WikiTiger
my favorite
"don't you go dying on me"
"don't you go dying on me"
Posted on 3/3/08 at 10:55 am to BilJ
[checking the map] So far, we've driven only 4 inches.
Posted on 3/3/08 at 10:55 am to WikiTiger
Posted on 3/3/08 at 10:56 am to Rickety Cricket
Lloyd: If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she'll invite us right in for tea and strumpets.
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